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- thekid65 - 01-08-2009
Or now, whatever.... it's your choice. But I do expect your undying gratitude while I grace this shit stain on the triple-dub with my presence. However short-lived it may be, if you fail to entertain me.
I won't make the typical YAS thread for my first post. There's no sense in telling ya'll what you already know. I've visited enough joints like this to come to the conclusion that most inbred fucktards have the mental capacity to figure out that once they've been kicked in the teeth enough times, they eventually come to the conclusion that they do, in fact, suck.
So, what do we have here? Appears to be a joint run by a dumbfuck who had to stare at his avatar for 3 hours in order to come up with an original moniker. Nice. Ya see folks, an extra chromosome is not a good thing.
And we have someone else... a wench that goes by the moniker of "Sinister" (I'm assuming Sinister is a wench, she sure types like one). She best suck some good cock, Middle Finger. You certainly arent keeping her around for her posting prowess, are you?
Anyhow, I digress. I'm just here for the thank you's.
You may now commence VVVVVVV
- Sinister - 01-08-2009
So how's life over at CagedRage, fuckwit? Is Mimi your pet? She's LMPP here.
You have a few requirements to complywith before you get in. One is an avatar. Another is a bitch name. Get on it. Now.
- Middle Finger - 01-08-2009
I'm fuming over the part where he says I had to stare at my avatar.
- Middle Finger - 01-08-2009
Sinister Wrote:So how's life over at CagedRage, fuckwit? Is Mimi your pet? She's LMPP here.
You have a few requirements to complywith before you get in. One is an avatar. Another is a bitch name. Get on it. Now.
Watch out, this one has experience. We might get taught a lesson.
Or, we might just absorb his Caged Bullshit site and make him a mod here. What do you think?
- Sir_Mock_Alot - 01-08-2009
thekid65 Wrote:Or now, whatever.... it's your choice. But I do expect your undying gratitude while I grace this shit stain on the triple-dub with my presence. However short-lived it may be, if you fail to entertain me.No. Don't let the door hit your sorry ass on the way down.
I won't make the typical YAS thread for my first post. There's no sense in telling ya'll what you already know. I've visited enough joints like this to come to the conclusion that most inbred fucktards have the mental capacity to figure out that once they've been kicked in the teeth enough times, they eventually come to the conclusion that they do, in fact, suck.
So, what do we have here? Appears to be a joint run by a dumbfuck who had to stare at his avatar for 3 hours in order to come up with an original moniker. Nice. Ya see folks, an extra chromosome is not a good thing.
And we have someone else... a wench that goes by the moniker of "Sinister" (I'm assuming Sinister is a wench, she sure types like one). She best suck some good cock, Middle Finger. You certainly arent keeping her around for her posting prowess, are you?
Anyhow, I digress. I'm just here for the thank you's.
You may now commence VVVVVVV
- Sir_Mock_Alot - 01-08-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:Merge? Good idea. Maybe a raid?Sinister Wrote:So how's life over at CagedRage, fuckwit? Is Mimi your pet? She's LMPP here.
You have a few requirements to complywith before you get in. One is an avatar. Another is a bitch name. Get on it. Now.
Watch out, this one has experience. We might get taught a lesson.
Or, we might just absorb his Caged Bullshit site and make him a mod here. What do you think?
- Sinister - 01-08-2009
thekid65 Wrote:(I'm assuming Sinister is a wench, she sure types like one).You already know this, thanks to your pet Mimi at your other pitiful site. So your attempt at being so perceptive is pathetic.
- Middle Finger - 01-08-2009
I think I might actually hate this wannabe sneaky mother fucker.
- Zakalwe - 01-08-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:I'm fuming over the part where he says I had to stare at my avatar.Fuming? Why so serious?
- thekid65 - 01-08-2009
Speak English cunt.
What the fuck is "LMPP"? If it's a member nick, I wouldnt know, as I cant view the fucking member list.
If it's some type of "textese" I also wouldnt know, because I'm not a 13 yr old.
Regardless, how nice of you to ask about Caged-Rage. That's the proper way to welcome a visitor. You learn quick. A bit slow at the moment..but meh... that's the way it goes, eh?
I can assume I know you by another nick? Do tell sweetheart.. Daddy wants to know.
- Middle Finger - 01-08-2009
Zakalwe Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I'm fuming over the part where he says I had to stare at my avatar.Fuming? Why so serious?
I wanted to help this lamer out a little.
- Sinister - 01-08-2009
thekid65 Wrote:I can assume I know you by another nick? Do tell sweetheart.
You know exactly shit, so we'll just leave it at that.
LMPP is LittleMissPoopyPants here, and Mimi at CagedRage. Your puppet, I assume.
You have some catching up to do if you want in, as I indicated in my first post to you.
- thekid65 - 01-08-2009
Sinister Wrote:Want in to what? Your snatch? I know my magnetism is great... but not so fast, wench....I need to see pics first. Pm me babe. But let's keep this between you and me, eh? Ole Middle Finger might find out.....I might get banned and shit.thekid65 Wrote:I can assume I know you by another nick? Do tell sweetheart.
You know exactly shit, so we'll just leave it at that.
LMPP is LittleMissPoopyPants here, and Mimi at CagedRage. Your puppet, I assume.
You have some catching up to do if you want in, as I indicated in my first post to you.
- Middle Finger - 01-08-2009
thekid65 Wrote:Speak English cunt.
What the fuck is "LMPP"? If it's a member nick, I wouldnt know, as I cant view the fucking member list.
If it's some type of "textese" I also wouldnt know, because I'm not a 13 yr old.
Regardless, how nice of you to ask about Caged-Rage. That's the proper way to welcome a visitor. You learn quick. A bit slow at the moment..but meh... that's the way it goes, eh?
I can assume I know you by another nick? Do tell sweetheart.. Daddy wants to know.
You don't get to ask questions - we do. So far you are pretty pathetic. Your spirit is sort of lame, casual, not too bright ... pretty soupy. What do you offer us here? Why should we let you have full access?
- Sinister - 01-08-2009
thekid65 Wrote:Want in to what? Your snatch? I know my magnetism is great... but not so fast, wench....I need to see pics first. Pm me babe. But let's keep this between you and me, eh? Ole Middle Finger might find out.....I might get banned and shit.Let me speak slowly for you.
If you want access to this forum, you will comply with the basic requirements I have set. Also;
A) You don't have PM capabilities right now because you are a virgin bitch.
B) I do the banning and granting access here, not MF, so it's me you have to be concerned with.
- thekid65 - 01-08-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:Pay attention numbnuts... If you'll notice, I asked about LLMP, and she answered...as a good wench should. If I was truly "pathetic", then you're worse for even replying 5 times (as I type this), eh? But hey, that's just the way I look at things. I've sparked your interest, that's obvious....but let's get one thing clear...I'm straight.thekid65 Wrote:Speak English cunt.
What the fuck is "LMPP"? If it's a member nick, I wouldnt know, as I cant view the fucking member list.
If it's some type of "textese" I also wouldnt know, because I'm not a 13 yr old.
Regardless, how nice of you to ask about Caged-Rage. That's the proper way to welcome a visitor. You learn quick. A bit slow at the moment..but meh... that's the way it goes, eh?
I can assume I know you by another nick? Do tell sweetheart.. Daddy wants to know.
You don't get to ask questions - we do. So far you are pretty pathetic. Your spirit is sort of lame, casual, not too bright ... pretty soupy. What do you offer us here? Why should we let you have full access?
- Middle Finger - 01-08-2009
thekid65 Wrote:I've sparked your interest, that's obvious....
Yes, I find you fascinating ... and it's all due to your great wit and caged-rage training.
- thekid65 - 01-08-2009
Sinister Wrote:That's OK, I can wait for pm capabilities. You best be fucking hot though. And actually, you don't concern me in the least.thekid65 Wrote:Want in to what? Your snatch? I know my magnetism is great... but not so fast, wench....I need to see pics first. Pm me babe. But let's keep this between you and me, eh? Ole Middle Finger might find out.....I might get banned and shit.Let me speak slowly for you.
If you want access to this forum, you will comply with the basic requirements I have set. Also;
A) You don't have PM capabilities right now because you are a virgin bitch.
B) I do the banning and granting access here, not MF, so it's me you have to be concerned with.
- Middle Finger - 01-08-2009
thekid65 Wrote:Sinister Wrote:That's OK, I can wait for pm capabilities. You best be fucking hot though. And actually, you don't concern me in the least.thekid65 Wrote:Want in to what? Your snatch? I know my magnetism is great... but not so fast, wench....I need to see pics first. Pm me babe. But let's keep this between you and me, eh? Ole Middle Finger might find out.....I might get banned and shit.Let me speak slowly for you.
If you want access to this forum, you will comply with the basic requirements I have set. Also;
A) You don't have PM capabilities right now because you are a virgin bitch.
B) I do the banning and granting access here, not MF, so it's me you have to be concerned with.
OK, you're not getting it. No one gives a fuck what you expect or can wait for. Load an avatar, and start figuring out how to entertain us like all the other puppets that come in here.
- Sinister - 01-08-2009
thekid65 Wrote:That's OK, I can wait for pm capabilities. You best be fucking hot though. And actually, you don't concern me in the least.
You're really not grasping how things work here. You don't get PM capabilities until and unless I grant your access.
And FYI; there are pictures of my ass and my 38DD tits all over this place. So if you want in, do what I've told you to do.