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Anyone play texas holdem? - Piglet - 02-20-2026
I do, even won a tournament. If we ever get to play bring the deeds to your property with you.
RE: Anyone play texas holdem? - BigMark - 02-20-2026
Only if you promise to be quiet
RE: Anyone play texas holdem? - Piglet - 02-20-2026
My cards talk. The English dont brag, they just do it.
RE: Anyone play texas holdem? - Clang McFly - 02-20-2026
My brother Ed plays. He's quite good at it.
RE: Anyone play texas holdem? - Piglet - 02-21-2026
Has he won anything? Has he read a book on how to play poker, or, has he ever read a book on advanced poker strategy?
Has he ever read a book?
Has any mocker ever done anything remotely connected to putting shorts and a t shirt on, picking up a bat, running, kicking a ball, throwing?,,,,,errr no.
Mockers sat at the back at school, trying not to be seen, not engaging in anything, not even learning, smoking in the bikesheds at break time, or something worse, getting pregnant, even the males, reading comics if they can read at all, failing every exam, and pulling faces at teachers when they face away.
RE: Anyone play texas holdem? - MirahM - 02-21-2026
You are awfully judgemental there Mr. Piglet.
RE: Anyone play texas holdem? - MirahM - 02-21-2026
I dated a professional poker player.
It was maddening to me, he would win in a night what I worked for in a month.
He would go at a certain time of night, and then leave to get breakfast but come back when the alcohol had been cut off but everyone was drunk.
Whenever I went with him I told him not to show me his cards because I don't have a good poker face. But he did once, he still won. It was fun while it lasted. Eventually he went to school and got a real job.
He was almost 15 years older than me. People told me to stay away from him because he was a womanizer, but he was so handsome I couldn't help it. But I think I broke him of that, at least temporarily.
RE: Anyone play texas holdem? - sally - 02-21-2026
I know when to hold them and when to fold them. Every hand is a winner and every hand is a loser, let that sink in Piglet.
RE: Anyone play texas holdem? - Clang McFly - 02-22-2026
(Yesterday, 11:02 AM)Piglet Wrote: Has he won anything? Has he read a book on how to play poker, or, has he ever read a book on advanced poker strategy?
Has he ever read a book?
Has any mocker ever done anything remotely connected to putting shorts and a t shirt on, picking up a bat, running, kicking a ball, throwing?,,,,,errr no.
Mockers sat at the back at school, trying not to be seen, not engaging in anything, not even learning, smoking in the bikesheds at break time, or something worse, getting pregnant, even the males, reading comics if they can read at all, failing every exam, and pulling faces at teachers when they face away.
He has won several hundreds of dollars. He taught a class in college on how to play poker.
RE: Anyone play texas holdem? - Clang McFly - 02-22-2026
(Yesterday, 01:08 PM)MirahM Wrote: You are awfully judgemental there Mr. Piglet.
Always turning his snout up at others. Thinks his pig shit doesn't stink.
RE: Anyone play texas holdem? - Clang McFly - 02-22-2026
(8 hours ago)sally Wrote: I know when to hold them and when to fold them. Every hand is a winner and every hand is a loser, let that sink in Piglet.