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- Stomp - 01-06-2009
The only thing sinister about you is that tampon string between your legs that the scabies are using as an escape route.
- Middle Finger - 01-06-2009
Gross, dopey, and unfunny. Great!
- Sinister - 01-06-2009
You're fuckin' hilarious. No really; I'm laughing my ass off over here. You should do stand-up. You're a damn genius. ::rollseyes::
I thought you didn't care about getting in? That is the mantra for all new bitches who get slapped down. You're pretty typical, if a bit more dim-witted than the others.
How old are you, anyway? 11, 12?
- newbiecollector - 01-06-2009
You have a twat?.........Looks like a foot on your head. I think that is a head
- Sinister - 01-06-2009
Ok, let's have some opinions on this one, folks.
He did comply with the bitch name, so that's a point in his favor.
What are your views on him? Worthy? Unworthy? Ban? What does my crew want me to do with this tard?
Oh, Stomp? You didn't answer my question about your age. How old are you?
Also, what do you do for a living? Or does living in mommy and daddy's basement mean you don't have to work?
- Middle Finger - 01-06-2009
So far, he has offered something akin to "blah." Plus, he complains.
I need to see more.
- newbiecollector - 01-06-2009
I want to know if it has a twat! Forget those others questions.
Damn, get the priorities right.
- Stomp - 01-06-2009
Locking a thread is a slap down, lmao.
nc, what? shut up.
- Middle Finger - 01-06-2009
Stomp Wrote:Locking a thread is a slap down, lmao
It's a nice little way to disrespect you if we feel like it.
Quote: nc, what? shut up.
::lmao::
- Sinister - 01-06-2009
Stomp Wrote:Locking a thread is a slap down, lmao.Answer my questions or get booted. The only person you have to worry about here is ME. I control your destiny here. I'm not going to keep locking your threads; I'd sooner kick you to the curb and be done with you.
- Stomp - 01-06-2009
Quote: Oh, Stomp? You didn't answer my question about your age. How old are you? Also, what do you do for a living? Or does living in mommy and daddy's basement mean you don't have to work?
I'm thirty something, tall dark and handsome residing outside of my mother's basement for several years now. I'm a professional hack specializing in showing up for work and being available if needed. As my night job, I frequent Russian massage parlors throughout the tri-state area, providing an rss feed for regular Joes in need of assistance of finding the 5 star happy endings in the area. I also specialize in collecting tittie and coochie shots from the horny online masses, which I Iater, sometimes, use as ammunition for cash settlements and/or blowjobs.
Skinister, show me your titties?
- newbiecollector - 01-06-2009
Do you have a twat or not you Fuckhead have a twat or not?
Pay attention you knumb nutted cunt..............FFS......chit!
- Jurassic - 01-06-2009
Stomp Wrote:Oh, Stomp? You didn't answer my question about your age. How old are you? Also, what do you do for a living? Or does living in mommy and daddy's basement mean you don't have to work?
Quote:I'm thirty something, tall dark and handsome residing outside of my mother's basement for several years now. I'm a professional hack specializing in showing up for work and being available if needed. As my night job, I frequent Russian massage parlors throughout the tri-state area, providing an rss feed for regular Joes in need of assistance of finding the 5 star happy endings in the area. I also specialize in collecting tittie and coochie shots from the horny online masses, which I Iater, sometimes, use as ammunition for cash settlements and/or blowjobs.
Skinister, show me your titties?
Quote:Fuck me, is this what you Yanks call Trailer Trash.
Quote:You need to get your head out your arse and start breathing some fresh air.
- Middle Finger - 01-06-2009
Quote:I'm thirty something, tall dark and handsome residing outside of my mother's basement for several years now.
When you are in your 30s you should have been out of mommy's house well before "several years now."
Have you also been doing your own laundry just for "several years" now?
- Stomp - 01-06-2009
jurasstick, are you quoting yoursel?f, and that looks like a copy/paste reply. Not worth my time starting..now.
- newbiecollector - 01-06-2009
Mommy might not have given him any bus tokens you know.
- Middle Finger - 01-06-2009
Dear God, someone please get Jurassic to stop typing in the quote boxes! I hate that shit ...
- Stomp - 01-06-2009
Quote:When you are in your 30s you should have been out of mommy's house well before "several years now." Have you also been doing your own laundry just for "several years" now?
Define several. I've never done my own laundry.
- newbiecollector - 01-06-2009
Quote:Define several. I've never done my own laundry.
Did this limp ass mommy boy actually type that::lmao::
- Middle Finger - 01-06-2009
Stomp Wrote:Quote:When you are in your 30s you should have been out of mommy's house well before "several years now." Have you also been doing your own laundry just for "several years" now?Define several. I've never done my own laundry.
Noted, and thanks.
I believe Stomp has officially revealed some red flags of dysfunction to us.