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- Stomp - 01-06-2009
I've come from over there --> somewhere in search of a worthy watering hole. My first impression is that most of you are just pansy wannabes. Show me why I should want to stay.
- ramseycat - 01-06-2009
No see you need to show us why we should LET you stay.
- Middle Finger - 01-06-2009
Stomp Wrote:I've come from over there --> somewhere in search of a worthy watering hole. My first impression is that most of you are just pansy wannabes. Show me why I should want to stay.
First, you need to worry about why we want YOU to stay, like ramsey indicated.
But because I'm in a good mood I will answer you:
There are two basic reasons you'd want to stay.
1 - You want to be in a place that is mock centered, where you can be free to pretty much say what you want, be mean, call names, or not ... while truly gross or disturbing material is disallowed.
That was code for "dwell on a mock site that is run by someone normal."
2 - You'd like some loving, free advice about improving your pathetic little puppet life.
I like your avatar. I got it right away, too. Stomping on a head. See how brilliant we are here? Things are looking up for you already.
You have to work on your bitch name.
Also, you are here for our entertainment. You don't expect anything, especially at this stage. We do what we want - we might be sweet as pie one minute then different the next. It's not because we're crazy, it's because members here can do what they want in that regard.
Sinister will let you know what she requires before you are admitted, or booted.
I look forward to joining in on your torture, newbie bitch. ::dlaugh::
- Stomp - 01-06-2009
stfu ramsey
Wow, thanks for the in-depth breakdown MF, you brilliant bastard. WTF is a bitch name?
My bitch name is none of your fucking business.
- Middle Finger - 01-06-2009
Stomp Wrote:stfu ramsey
Wow, thanks for the in-depth breakdown MF, you brilliant bastard. WTF is a bitch name?
My bitch name is none of your fucking business.
A bitch name is a name that end with the word bitch. Look under our avatars. You fill that out in your Profile, under My Account.
I can't be of any more service. I shouldn't have even helped you with that. I'm sort of pulling the meat away from Sinister to feed upon when I do that. You're fairly pathetic so far, which translates into a good meal for Sinister.
You're in her hands now. I'll chime in if I feel like it - such as, pointing out your shortcomings, general lameness, stuff like that.
Hang strong, puppet.
- ramseycat - 01-06-2009
OMG! did he just tell me to shut the fuck up? hhmmppf! He should be banned for that reason alone.
- Middle Finger - 01-06-2009
ramseycat Wrote:OMG! did he just tell me to shut the fuck up? hhmmppf! He should be banned for that reason alone.
If I was there, I'd rub your little soup chicken head to help you feel better.
- Stomp - 01-06-2009
MF, you're already my tool after 2 posts....this place is pretty weak so far.
Yo Sinister my meat and I await you.
- Stomp - 01-06-2009
ramsey, you're obviously just a hangeron, gtfa
- Middle Finger - 01-06-2009
Stomp Wrote:MF, you're already my tool after 2 posts....this place is pretty weak so far.
Yo Sinister my meat and I await you.
Weak? You are like the pet lizard in the tank downstairs. We interact with it when we feel like it. We aren't even sure you're worthy of something passionate. So far all I see is boring ass mediocre crap in your posts. I can't even get myself to mock it. I'm being serious. You fucking bore ramsey - and she can be entertained very well, for hours, just from adjusting blinds on a window.
- Stomp - 01-06-2009
5 minutes alone with either one of you and you'll be licking your own shit off of my strapon and liking it.
- ramseycat - 01-06-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:Sounds intriquing....maybe I would rub your head too.ramseycat Wrote:OMG! did he just tell me to shut the fuck up? hhmmppf! He should be banned for that reason alone.
If I was there, I'd rub your little soup chicken head to help you feel better.
- ramseycat - 01-06-2009
Stomp Wrote:ramsey, you're obviously just a hangeron, gtfarriiiiiggghhhttt..... I am obviously a member of this forum which you are NOT. So who is hanging on? That would be you jackass. Seeing as how I am already in and you are wanting to be in, I would rather be me.
- Stomp - 01-06-2009
Quote:rriiiiiggghhhttt..... I am obviously a member of this forum which you are NOT. So who is hanging on? That would be you jackass. Seeing as how I am already in and you are wanting to be in, I would rather be me.
You're someone's lapdog is all. Glad to see you have a pulse though. Crawl back into the shit pile you came out of...shit pile = members only section of this forum.
- Middle Finger - 01-06-2009
Stomp Wrote:5 minutes alone with either one of you and you'll be licking your own shit off of my strapon and liking it.
Fantastic! Another crude and gross person. Thanks.
- Stomp - 01-06-2009
Quote:Fantastic! Another crude and gross person. Thanks.
..,said the limp dick, pillow biting bitch admin
- ramseycat - 01-06-2009
If the members only section is so bad, then why do you want to get in? I am voting no on this freak.
::ban::
- Stomp - 01-06-2009
ramsey, if you're an indication of the quality of this forum, then fuck this stink hole.
- Middle Finger - 01-06-2009
Stomp Wrote:Quote:Fantastic! Another crude and gross person. Thanks.
..,said the limp dick, pillow biting bitch admin
:shock: Well, that happens to be true. I do not have an erection right now (rare) and I fucking love pillows.
Please don't judge by ramsey. She is our token ramsey.
You have yet to offer one good reason we should bother with you. You keep thinking it's the other way around, that we have to impress you. You are not getting that you are a torture puppet.
Is that all you have to offer? Shit-sex comments and my dick/pillow love?
Tell us something interesting for Christ's sake.
- Sinister - 01-06-2009
Hey Fuckstick; MF gave you a clue that you need a bitch name. See how we all have bitch names? You need to pick one and add it to your profile. That's step one.
Step two is telling me how you found this site.
Step three is convincing me that you have anything worthwhile to add to my domain. I determine whether or not what you put forward is worthy, so give me your best shot.
As a warning; I have eaten and shit out attempted members much more fucked up than you are. Charles Manson tried to join and I sent him off whimpering with his tail tucked between his legs.
And lastly; I haven't had much coffee yet. My coffee intake is important because without it, I put the fear of God into pussy virgin bitches like you. Get on posting your bitch name or be gone.