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- The Afterbirth - 01-04-2009
I'm The Afterbirth. If you're tired of swallowing this shit that Sinister and these other fucksticks pass off as a post, then eat me, the frothy red discharge that oozes from that dirty Asian hooker you fucked at your senior prom.
- Middle Finger - 01-04-2009
Fucking disgusting sons of bitches joining lately.
- The Afterbirth - 01-05-2009
What's disgusting about the "Miracle of Life"? I bet you have a mullet and run around beating on women to the tune of Sweet Home Alabama you chauvinistic hick. That Asian hooker I was talking about was your mother after all, and since I'm that frothy discharge, I guess that makes us brothers, and, according to you, that makes us both disgusting sons-of-a-bitch.
- Middle Finger - 01-05-2009
::bvomit::
- Liquid - 01-05-2009
that is what this site will attract when opened to the masses. It is good on one point because it will grow quickly. and of course it is bad because it will also attract the fringe wackos that are just days from going on a killing spree at the local mall or school down the street.
- Middle Finger - 01-05-2009
If someone is too gross or violent they will be removed. Moose is/was on the edge of that. I think this guy is too disgusting to get past newbie initiation.
I am not interested in having gross and/or violent juvenile/demented crap be a strong vein here. Eventually it will get cleared out, trust me.
- ramseycat - 01-05-2009
that is just plain nasty.
- ihatefucktards - 01-05-2009
Are you really Tom Cruise?
- Owenotto - 01-05-2009
ihatefucktards Wrote:Are you really Tom Cruise?Tropic thunder version of Tom cruise??
- Cynical Ninja - 01-05-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:If someone is too gross or violent they will be removed. Moose is/was on the edge of that. I think this guy is too disgusting to get past newbie initiation.Indeed.
I am not interested in having gross and/or violent juvenile/demented crap be a strong vein here. Eventually it will get cleared out, trust me.
I for one don't believe for one minute that this douchebag is a paramedic, that takes a certain level of compassion and decency that I think this retard lacks.
- QueenBee - 01-05-2009
All right, dammit..who turned over the rock and let all the slime and gnats out? I was going to say Maggots, but we have a perfectly fine maggot here.:
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- Savage - 01-05-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Wrong again, Peepers.Middle Finger Wrote:If someone is too gross or violent they will be removed. Moose is/was on the edge of that. I think this guy is too disgusting to get past newbie initiation.Indeed.
I am not interested in having gross and/or violent juvenile/demented crap be a strong vein here. Eventually it will get cleared out, trust me.
I for one don't believe for one minute that this douchebag is a paramedic, that takes a certain level of compassion and decency that I think this retard lacks.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/4031176/Ambulance-men-arrested-for-ignoring-dying-man.html
You're really striking out today but I don't think it's unusual.
I like this guy. It's not the same dull shit you "regulars" keep posting.
- The Afterbirth - 01-05-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:First off, let me find my bag of "I give a shit". I couldn't give a flying fuck whether or not you think I'm a paramedic because that is a fact. If any of you cum-juggling thundercunts ever procreate, then you may learn that the afterbirth a.k.a. the placenta is the life-sustaining membrane around a fetus. Now someone explain how something like that is so horrid. Its not like i'm prancing around parading dead fetuses so give your altar boy sermons a rest. Talk to me about compassion when you've seen what I have. Just because I don't get offended by every ounce of blood I see doesn't mean I am not a human being or emotionless. I bet you pussies cry over a picture of an umbilical cord too.Middle Finger Wrote:If someone is too gross or violent they will be removed. Moose is/was on the edge of that. I think this guy is too disgusting to get past newbie initiation.Indeed.
I am not interested in having gross and/or violent juvenile/demented crap be a strong vein here. Eventually it will get cleared out, trust me.
I for one don't believe for one minute that this douchebag is a paramedic, that takes a certain level of compassion and decency that I think this retard lacks.
- Middle Finger - 01-05-2009
The Afterbirth Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:First off, let me find my bag of "I give a shit". I couldn't give a flying fuck whether or not you think I'm a paramedic because that is a fact. If any of you cum-juggling thundercunts ever procreate, then you may learn that the afterbirth a.k.a. the placenta is the life-sustaining membrane around a fetus. Now someone explain how something like that is so horrid. Its not like i'm prancing around parading dead fetuses so give your altar boy sermons a rest. Talk to me about compassion when you've seen what I have. Just because I don't get offended by every ounce of blood I see doesn't mean I am not a human being or emotionless. I bet you pussies cry over a picture of an umbilical cord too.Middle Finger Wrote:If someone is too gross or violent they will be removed. Moose is/was on the edge of that. I think this guy is too disgusting to get past newbie initiation.Indeed.
I am not interested in having gross and/or violent juvenile/demented crap be a strong vein here. Eventually it will get cleared out, trust me.
I for one don't believe for one minute that this douchebag is a paramedic, that takes a certain level of compassion and decency that I think this retard lacks.
Decent defense, I will give you that. You're still gross, though.
- The Afterbirth - 01-05-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:In my opinion 2girls1cup is gross, but that didn't stop it from becoming the most viewed video of 2008.The Afterbirth Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:First off, let me find my bag of "I give a shit". I couldn't give a flying fuck whether or not you think I'm a paramedic because that is a fact. If any of you cum-juggling thundercunts ever procreate, then you may learn that the afterbirth a.k.a. the placenta is the life-sustaining membrane around a fetus. Now someone explain how something like that is so horrid. Its not like i'm prancing around parading dead fetuses so give your altar boy sermons a rest. Talk to me about compassion when you've seen what I have. Just because I don't get offended by every ounce of blood I see doesn't mean I am not a human being or emotionless. I bet you pussies cry over a picture of an umbilical cord too.Middle Finger Wrote:If someone is too gross or violent they will be removed. Moose is/was on the edge of that. I think this guy is too disgusting to get past newbie initiation.Indeed.
I am not interested in having gross and/or violent juvenile/demented crap be a strong vein here. Eventually it will get cleared out, trust me.
I for one don't believe for one minute that this douchebag is a paramedic, that takes a certain level of compassion and decency that I think this retard lacks.
Decent defense, I will give you that. You're still gross, though.
- Cynical Ninja - 01-05-2009
The Afterbirth Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:First off, let me find my bag of "I give a shit". I couldn't give a flying fuck whether or not you think I'm a paramedic because that is a fact. If any of you cum-juggling thundercunts ever procreate, then you may learn that the afterbirth a.k.a. the placenta is the life-sustaining membrane around a fetus. Now someone explain how something like that is so horrid. Its not like i'm prancing around parading dead fetuses so give your altar boy sermons a rest. Talk to me about compassion when you've seen what I have. Just because I don't get offended by every ounce of blood I see doesn't mean I am not a human being or emotionless. I bet you pussies cry over a picture of an umbilical cord too.Middle Finger Wrote:If someone is too gross or violent they will be removed. Moose is/was on the edge of that. I think this guy is too disgusting to get past newbie initiation.Indeed.
I am not interested in having gross and/or violent juvenile/demented crap be a strong vein here. Eventually it will get cleared out, trust me.
I for one don't believe for one minute that this douchebag is a paramedic, that takes a certain level of compassion and decency that I think this retard lacks.
I know what the after birth is fuckface, but I don't particularly want to see it anymore than iIwant to see any other of the human bodies waste products like piss and shit and your stillborn conjoined twin, one eyed Boris.
I still don't believe you are a paramedic anymore than I believed that Sally was a dentist, anyone that uses a picture of a placenta in a sad attempt to get attention is a fucking douchebag.
I think you are a teenage virgin with a subscription to Fangoria magazine and a poster of Cannibal holocaust on his bedroom wall.
- Middle Finger - 01-05-2009
The Afterbirth Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:In my opinion 2girls1cup is gross, but that didn't stop it from becoming the most viewed video of 2008.The Afterbirth Wrote:Decent defense, I will give you that. You're still gross, though.Ordinary Peephole Wrote:First off, let me find my bag of "I give a shit". I couldn't give a flying fuck whether or not you think I'm a paramedic because that is a fact. If any of you cum-juggling thundercunts ever procreate, then you may learn that the afterbirth a.k.a. the placenta is the life-sustaining membrane around a fetus. Now someone explain how something like that is so horrid. Its not like i'm prancing around parading dead fetuses so give your altar boy sermons a rest. Talk to me about compassion when you've seen what I have. Just because I don't get offended by every ounce of blood I see doesn't mean I am not a human being or emotionless. I bet you pussies cry over a picture of an umbilical cord too.Middle Finger Wrote:If someone is too gross or violent they will be removed. Moose is/was on the edge of that. I think this guy is too disgusting to get past newbie initiation.Indeed.
I am not interested in having gross and/or violent juvenile/demented crap be a strong vein here. Eventually it will get cleared out, trust me.
I for one don't believe for one minute that this douchebag is a paramedic, that takes a certain level of compassion and decency that I think this retard lacks.
Well then, consider this a convenient opportunity to learn what I find too gross or disturbing to want around here. My pleasure comes first, puppet. Ask Moose.
- The Afterbirth - 01-05-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Haha, you people are hilarious. You spew your psuedo-hardcore bullshit on the homepage, yet you cry like little babies anytime you get a little uncomfortable. Ordinary Peephole is also about as intelligent as the shit Middle Finger took last Tuesday. You believe anything anyone posts on the internet don't you? You're assuming that I actually like looking at pictures of sick shit. What kind of fuckface reads their own posts and stares at their own avatar? I bet you're sitting there jerkin it to that picture of Brad Pitt's eye right now. And come on, you're really going to pull out the "teenage virgin" cliche? I've seen lemmings with more imagination than you.The Afterbirth Wrote:I know what the after birth is fuckface, but I don't particularly want to see it anymore than iIwant to see any other of the human bodies waste products like piss and shit and your stillborn conjoined twin, one eyed Boris.Ordinary Peephole Wrote:First off, let me find my bag of "I give a shit". I couldn't give a flying fuck whether or not you think I'm a paramedic because that is a fact. If any of you cum-juggling thundercunts ever procreate, then you may learn that the afterbirth a.k.a. the placenta is the life-sustaining membrane around a fetus. Now someone explain how something like that is so horrid. Its not like i'm prancing around parading dead fetuses so give your altar boy sermons a rest. Talk to me about compassion when you've seen what I have. Just because I don't get offended by every ounce of blood I see doesn't mean I am not a human being or emotionless. I bet you pussies cry over a picture of an umbilical cord too.Middle Finger Wrote:If someone is too gross or violent they will be removed. Moose is/was on the edge of that. I think this guy is too disgusting to get past newbie initiation.Indeed.
I am not interested in having gross and/or violent juvenile/demented crap be a strong vein here. Eventually it will get cleared out, trust me.
I for one don't believe for one minute that this douchebag is a paramedic, that takes a certain level of compassion and decency that I think this retard lacks.
I still don't believe you are a paramedic anymore than I believed that Sally was a dentist, anyone that uses a picture of a placenta in a sad attempt to get attention is a fucking douchebag.
I think you are a teenage virgin with a subscription to Fangoria magazine and a poster of Cannibal holocaust on his bedroom wall.
- Middle Finger - 01-05-2009
I don't believe the homepage indicates a level of "hardcore" that asks for gross and disturbing crap from demented/juvenile assholes.
You may have read into it because you are wishfully thinking, juvenile/demented, gross/disturbing asshole.
Just sayin.
- Cynical Ninja - 01-05-2009
Your pathetic attention seeking little sad avatar doesn't disturb me in the slightest it is just a living testament to what a tragic little insignificant human being you are.
It is becoming increasingly obvious that the Mock site is being bandied about at many high schools and colleges recently and as a result we are getting more and more fraternity whores like you.
My advice would be to log off and make the most of your school years, instead of exchanging insults with heartless, world weary people like us, we pass assholes like you around like currency dipshit.