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- Savage - 01-01-2009
Found this hell hole while looking for a new place to kill time. I've grown tired of boards run by admins that cater to the pissing and moaning of the puerile sheep who can't handle a little profanity or sick humor.
From what've seen so far, I'm not impressed. Hopefully, there's better entertainment once you get through this access bullshit.
Let's get on with it then. You can see one of the tools of my trade in my avatar. Which one of you bitches wants to squeal first?
- Liquid - 01-01-2009
so you are a cock earring. I like that and it should be your bitch name: "Cock Earring"
- Sinister - 01-01-2009
Savage Wrote:From what've seen so far, I'm not impressed.So what the fuck did you join for???
- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009
Savage Wrote:Found this hell hole while looking for a new place to kill time. I've grown tired of boards run by admins that cater to the pissing and moaning of the puerile sheep who can't handle a little profanity or sick humor.
From what've seen so far, I'm not impressed. Hopefully, there's better entertainment once you get through this access bullshit.
You won't ever know if you don't tell us what value you think you bring to this board. We already know you like to stick faggy metal into your cock so your boyfriend runs the risk of choking. Do you do anything that's not completely stupid and crying for attention from high school dropouts that cross dress?
- Zakalwe - 01-01-2009
Sinister Wrote:He heard you suck a good dick.Savage Wrote:From what've seen so far, I'm not impressed.So what the fuck did you join for???
- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009
Zakalwe Wrote:Get out of the newbie forum you fucking idiot. Or stay and get banned; I don't give a fuck. All you are is meat.Sinister Wrote:He heard you suck a good dick.Savage Wrote:From what've seen so far, I'm not impressed.So what the fuck did you join for???
- Zakalwe - 01-01-2009
[user=74]AnonyMoose[/user] wrote
Quote: Or stay and get banned; I don't give a fuck.You give enough of a fuck to post some lame shit telling me you don't give enough of a fuck. Your life is just one big contradiction:
"Why do I have a penis yet wish I was getting boned in a vag?"
- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009
Zakalwe Wrote:[user=74]AnonyMoose[/user] wroteQuote: Or stay and get banned; I don't give a fuck.You give enough of a fuck to post some lame shit telling me you don't give enough of a fuck. Your life is just one big contradiction:
"Why do I have a penis yet wish I was getting boned in a vag?"
When sin blocks you from this forum I am gonna laugh my ass off. I almost thought you were gonna be a good addition to this site. Finally; after a dozen wastes of O2 sniveling about having big tits just to get in here. Apparently I had you all wrong. ::dunno::
- Zakalwe - 01-01-2009
AnonyMoose Wrote:When sin blocks you from this forum I am gonna laugh my ass off.It's unfortunate that your life is so meaningless that generic member being blocked from generic forum on generic website causes you so much glee. I bet you get wood at the thought of raising your post count +1. "OMG, stop posting here, ur just meat" Yawn. "I thought you would be good - I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE MY NEW BFF!!1" Bite me, dickbreath. At least Sin has the gumption to know when she's outclassed. You're too fucking stupid to realise just how pathetic your bleating is.
- Savage - 01-01-2009
Sinister Wrote:Read the next line dipshit.Savage Wrote:From what've seen so far, I'm not impressed.So what the fuck did you join for???
Liquid Wrote:so you are a cock earring.
[user=74]AnonyMoose[/user] wrote
Quote:We already know you like to stick faggy metal into your cock so your boyfriend runs the risk of choking.I thought this board was supposed to be 18+?
You two clearly have no idea what my avatar is. You're either children up past your bedtime or members of the same ignorant sheep I mentioned earlier.
- Sinister - 01-01-2009
Savage Wrote:Yeah, you don't want to try being snarky with me, fuckwit. I'm the one who decides what happens to you, so show some fucking respect to your intellectual superiors.Sinister Wrote:Read the next line dipshit.Savage Wrote:From what've seen so far, I'm not impressed.So what the fuck did you join for???
- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009
Savage Wrote:[user=74]AnonyMoose[/user] wroteQuote:We already know you like to stick faggy metal into your cock so your boyfriend runs the risk of choking.I thought this board was supposed to be 18+?
You two clearly have no idea what my avatar is.
Looks like some sort of urethral jewelry; and this is NOT a BDSM site you moron. Time for you to head out and find some people more like you, rainbow tard.
- sally - 01-01-2009
Oh goody, Savage the butt plugging moron has joined. Do you enjoy gerbils running up your ass too, you sick deranged fuck!
- Savage - 01-01-2009
Sinister Wrote:Savage Wrote:Yeah, you don't want to try being snarky with me, fuckwit. I'm the one who decides what happens to you, so show some fucking respect to your intellectual superiors.Sinister Wrote:Read the next line dipshit.Savage Wrote:From what've seen so far, I'm not impressed.So what the fuck did you join for???
Oh that changes everything. I'm so sorry, mighty one with the large e-penis.
I don't give a shit about your ego and bullshit power.
AnonyMoose Wrote:Urethral jewelry... Jesus fucking christ.Savage Wrote:[user=74]AnonyMoose[/user] wroteQuote:We already know you like to stick faggy metal into your cock so your boyfriend runs the risk of choking.I thought this board was supposed to be 18+?
You two clearly have no idea what my avatar is.
Looks like some sort of urethral jewelry; and this is NOT a BDSM site you moron. Time for you to head out and find some people more like you, rainbow tard.
Any non-retarded adult knows what this is. You don't have to know anything about BDSM.
- Sinister - 01-01-2009
Savage Wrote:No penis here, braindead, just huge knockers. The "Mistress" in my bitch name should have been a clue as to my gender. Speaking of; you need a bitch name. Think on it, if that isn't too painful for you.Sinister Wrote:Oh that changes everything. I'm so sorry, mighty one with the large e-penis.Savage Wrote:Yeah, you don't want to try being snarky with me, fuckwit. I'm the one who decides what happens to you, so show some fucking respect to your intellectual superiors.Sinister Wrote:Read the next line dipshit.Savage Wrote:From what've seen so far, I'm not impressed.So what the fuck did you join for???
I don't give a shit about your ego and bullshit power.
- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009
Savage Wrote:Urethral jewelry... Jesus fucking christ.
Any non-retarded adult knows what this is. You don't have to know anything about BDSM.
Only some cock gobbler like you knows what it is. If your dick was more than 2" hard you wouldn't need that crap and all your stupid BDSM garbage. Real men only need to show the lady some romance, use loving words, have a soft touch, and some concern about what the woman wants. Piece of shit faggots like you need metal contraptions, plastic fake cocks, bizarre fucking machines, and $5,000 worth of leather. BDSM. ::nuts::::nuts:: I would take your BDSM head and shove it into your BDSM ass and send you home to your fucking mother like a god damned pretzel.
- ramseycat - 01-01-2009
"Urethral jewelry... Jesus fucking christ.
Any non-retarded adult knows what this is."
I have no fucking idea what that contraption is and I am not ashamed to admit it. Keep your wierd cock jewelery to yourself freak.
- Savage - 01-01-2009
sally Wrote:Oh goody, Savage the butt plugging moron has joined. Do you enjoy gerbils running up your ass too, you sick deranged fuck!
Oh goody, someone with half a brain finally showed up.
No, I don't like sticking things up my ass but I'd love to stick something up yours.
I've got a cage, ball gag, and collar all ready for you. I'll make you into the true bitch you've always yearned to be.
Sinister Wrote:Even better. Hard to beat a large titty fuck.Savage Wrote:No penis here, braindead, just huge knockers. The "Mistress" in my bitch name should have been a clue as to my gender. Speaking of; you need a bitch name. Think on it, if that isn't too painful for you.Sinister Wrote:Oh that changes everything. I'm so sorry, mighty one with the large e-penis.Savage Wrote:Yeah, you don't want to try being snarky with me, fuckwit. I'm the one who decides what happens to you, so show some fucking respect to your intellectual superiors.Sinister Wrote:Read the next line dipshit.Savage Wrote:From what've seen so far, I'm not impressed.So what the fuck did you join for???
I don't give a shit about your ego and bullshit power.
Bitch name... interesting. If you're the "Mistress" than I might as well be the "Master", don't you agree?
AnonyMoose Wrote:The words of wisdom of a 14 year old whose never talked to a girl, let a lone fucked one.Savage Wrote:Urethral jewelry... Jesus fucking christ.
Any non-retarded adult knows what this is. You don't have to know anything about BDSM.
Real men only need to show the lady some romance, use loving words, have a soft touch, and some concern about what the woman wants.
When your acne clears up, come talk to me. I'll show you how women really want to be treated.
- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009
Savage Wrote:No, I don't like sticking things up my ass but I'd love to stick something up yours.
I've got a cage, ball gag, and collar all ready for you. I'll make you into the true bitch you're always yearned to be.
What a gay wannabe freakshow. ::ban::
- Sinister - 01-01-2009
Savage Wrote:Even better. Hard to beat a large titty fuck.No I would not agree. You are no kind of master of anything here, you're still a virgin bitch. You need to know your place, which is under my boots.
Bitch name... interesting. If you're the "Mistress" than I might as well be the "Master", don't you agree?