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- Zakalwe - 12-31-2008
Good afternoon, "mockers", [size=1](Christ, that sounds pretentious - come here, I'm going to 'mock you'. Oh dear whatever am I going to do when the mocking starts?? I'm going to guess that all the cool domains were taken so you were left with some cop-out-internet-tough-guy-wannabe domain. 'Mockforums'
- ramseycat - 12-31-2008
Love, Z????
- Zakalwe - 12-31-2008
ramseycat Wrote:Love, Z????We can add "repetition" to your talents. Impressive.
- ramseycat - 12-31-2008
No one here signs there posts with love dumbass. Seriously, this is MOCK. Mocking? Rudeness? General all around bad behavior? Manners not necessary?
- sally - 12-31-2008
Hey Z, you sound like a winner so far. Who is supporting you since you dont have a job? Your grandma, the goverment, your hooker girlfriend?
- Zakalwe - 12-31-2008
ramseycat Wrote:No one here signs there posts with love dumbass. Seriously, this is MOCK. Mocking? Rudeness? General all around bad behavior? Manners not necessary?
You should maybe start signing your posts with "Love, dumbass", because you clearly are that dumbass you're referring to.
Sally, the Government supports my lazy fat ass.
- Duchess - 12-31-2008
How did you discover Mock & why are you here ?
- Zakalwe - 12-31-2008
Duchess Wrote:How did you discover Mock & why are you here ?Not your role to be asking, fuck face.
- Duchess - 12-31-2008
Charming...You may be off to the worst start of anyone entering Mock.
- Zakalwe - 12-31-2008
I may give less of shit about the opinion of people on the internet than anyone else entering Mock so far.
You're insignificant so kindly go fuck yourself.
It's ironic you enquire into my motives yet list this...
Purpose:Why would I tell you ?
Resumé:Is this any of your biz ?
....as yours.
Ooh... Let's play show and tell.
Love,
Z
- F.U. - 12-31-2008
[quote=Zakalwe]
Good afternoon, "mockers", [size=1](Christ, that sounds pretentious - come here, I'm going to 'mock you'. Oh dear whatever am I going to do when the mocking starts?? I'm going to guess that all the cool domains were taken so you were left with some cop-out-internet-tough-guy-wannabe domain. 'Mockforums'
- Zakalwe - 12-31-2008
F.U. Dont ask again Wrote:I see you list, unemployed and porn in your profile. And I must ask do those two things go " hand in hand " for you, so to speak?They go 'dick in hand' several times a day. I'm a professional wanker and a bukakke specialist. Duchess and Sally have both PM'ed me and asked for a facial. I've agreed but only if I can stick my thumbs in their assholes whilst they blow me. Sally said yes, Duchess is too prissy for anal yet, but the bitch will concede when she sees the mess I make of Sally. They always do.
- Zakalwe - 12-31-2008
Anyway, fucksticks, I have to run. Got a party to get to tonight. Free beer and bitches. Awesome.
Catch you in '09, mockforums.
Love,
Z
- Cynical Ninja - 12-31-2008
Zakalwe Wrote:Anyway, fucksticks, I have to run. Got a party to get to tonight. Free beer and bitches. Awesome.
Catch you in '09, mockforums.
Love,
Z
You sound very familiar to me for some reason.
Not a bad start and a vast improvement on some of the lame soup chickens that have joined up recently.
+1
- sally - 12-31-2008
Zakalwe Wrote:Oh great, it sounds like you will fit in just fine. Everyone here just loves a fat, smelly , toothless brit who spends his time jerking off in his section 8 apartment. I mean that in the nicest way possible, now take me out of your wet dreams you disgusting worthless piece of shit.F.U. Dont ask again Wrote:I see you list, unemployed and porn in your profile. And I must ask do those two things go " hand in hand " for you, so to speak?They go 'dick in hand' several times a day. I'm a professional wanker and a bukakke specialist. Duchess and Sally have both PM'ed me and asked for a facial. I've agreed but only if I can stick my thumbs in their assholes whilst they blow me. Sally said yes, Duchess is too prissy for anal yet, but the bitch will concede when she sees the mess I make of Sally. They always do.
- Cynical Ninja - 12-31-2008
sally Wrote:Zakalwe Wrote:Oh great, it sounds like you will fit in just fine. Everyone here just loves a fat, smelly , toothless brit who spends his time jerking off in his section 8 apartment. I mean that in the nicest way possible, now take me out of your wet dreams you disgusting worthless piece of shit.F.U. Dont ask again Wrote:I see you list, unemployed and porn in your profile. And I must ask do those two things go " hand in hand " for you, so to speak?They go 'dick in hand' several times a day. I'm a professional wanker and a bukakke specialist. Duchess and Sally have both PM'ed me and asked for a facial. I've agreed but only if I can stick my thumbs in their assholes whilst they blow me. Sally said yes, Duchess is too prissy for anal yet, but the bitch will concede when she sees the mess I make of Sally. They always do.
The fact he irritates the fuck out of a retard like you is reason enough to give him full access in my book.
By the way you won your little straw poll about being the biggest asshole here why haven't you fucked off yet? Or was that more stupid, pointless lies like lying about being a dentist?
- sally - 12-31-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Of course he sounds very familiar to you, he's either your alter ego or mentally retarded twin. I'll go with metally retarded twin since he cant refrain from playing with his genitals . I will now refer to you as Pinky and the brain,one is a retard and the other is insane.Zakalwe Wrote:Anyway, fucksticks, I have to run. Got a party to get to tonight. Free beer and bitches. Awesome.
Catch you in '09, mockforums.
Love,
Z
You sound very familiar to me for some reason.
Not a bad start and a vast improvement on some of the lame soup chickens that have joined up recently.
+1
- Sinister - 12-31-2008
Zakalwe Wrote:Duchess Wrote:How did you discover Mock & why are you here ?Not your role to be asking, fuck face.
I just made it her role.
You're actually off to a decent start, except for starting 2 threads. I closed the other one. Answer Dutch's questions and we'll go from there.
- Cynical Ninja - 12-31-2008
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Like I said why are you still here?
You won the poll and promised to fuck off if you did you fucking loser.
Or is your word as reliable as what you claim your occupation is?, you and antagonist will get on pretty well I'm sure, both tragic, lonely and sad little bitches living in cloud cuckoo land.
Your mocking is very similar to your lying, very unconvincing.
- Middle Finger - 12-31-2008
sally Wrote:Zakalwe Wrote:Oh great, it sounds like you will fit in just fine. Everyone here just loves a fat, smelly , toothless brit who spends his time jerking off in his section 8 apartment. I mean that in the nicest way possible, now take me out of your wet dreams you disgusting worthless piece of shit.F.U. Dont ask again Wrote:I see you list, unemployed and porn in your profile. And I must ask do those two things go " hand in hand " for you, so to speak?They go 'dick in hand' several times a day. I'm a professional wanker and a bukakke specialist. Duchess and Sally have both PM'ed me and asked for a facial. I've agreed but only if I can stick my thumbs in their assholes whilst they blow me. Sally said yes, Duchess is too prissy for anal yet, but the bitch will concede when she sees the mess I make of Sally. They always do.
Not bad, Sally.
