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- yankeebitch - 12-27-2008
Lets get this party started!I am happily married most of the time, rest of the timeI could choke the shit out of him, very healthy relationship
. If I am your friend, your back is covered at all times, if I am your enemy watch your back at all times! A few things you should understand about me., I love my husband, kids, grandkids, and parents like there is no tomorrow,dont fuck with them, it WILL cost you dearly! Not a threat, a FACT! I like long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with sticks. I was raised with my cousins who are a pretty rough bunch of boys, I learned how to protect myself at an early age and would not hesitate to hurt someone to protect myself or the people I care about. I have opinions just like everyone else, and if I am right, NO ONE will ever convince me otherwise, just ask hubby he can atest to that::bang::. Looking forward to getting to know you all better, the good, the bad, and yes, even the ugly!
- LuMPyPussy - 12-27-2008
Quote:I like long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with sticks.I like that, I might have to steal it when you aren't looking.
- yankeebitch - 12-27-2008
go right ahead, its a free country ::bhorse::
- ramseycat - 12-27-2008
Oh Sinister, we have another one..........
or you have another one that is.
Sin will require you to have a bitch name and she will want to know how you found this forum.
- yankeebitch - 12-27-2008
my bitch name would be yankee bitch, and i did a search for a place to bitch :
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- LuMPyPussy - 12-27-2008
yankeebitch Wrote:go right ahead, its a free country ::bhorse::
Thank you but I have to wonder why you're wacking a horse off.
::ban::
- yankeebitch - 12-27-2008
yankeebitch Wrote:my bitch name would be yankee bitch, and i did a search for a place to bitch :i have to use yankee bitch cause queen typo bitch is taken :;beat::
- yankeebitch - 12-27-2008
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:i am not whacking a horse off, read above idiot, poking dead things with a stick!yankeebitch Wrote:go right ahead, its a free country ::bhorse::
Thank you but I have to wonder why you're wacking a horse off.
::ban::
- LuMPyPussy - 12-27-2008
yankeebitch Wrote:Uh oh, you're quoting yourself. That's one demerit. ::aww::yankeebitch Wrote:my bitch name would be yankee bitch, and i did a search for a place to bitch :i have to use yankee bitch cause queen typo bitch is taken :;beat::
- LuMPyPussy - 12-27-2008
yankeebitch Wrote:LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:i am not whacking a horse off, read above idiot, poking dead things with a stick!yankeebitch Wrote:go right ahead, its a free country ::bhorse::
Thank you but I have to wonder why you're wacking a horse off.
::ban::
Idiot?
Sinister's gonna put your guts in a blender and have them for breakfast. I can't wait.
- yankeebitch - 12-27-2008
exactly why would sinister do that? because i pointed out to you that i was not whacking off a horse? this is a MOCK forum, not a tea party.
- Maggot - 12-27-2008
Northern girls say you may..........Southern girls say Y'all may. That don't make em bad just ignorant.
- yankeebitch - 12-27-2008
::lmao::
- LuMPyPussy - 12-27-2008
yankeebitch Wrote:exactly why would sinister do that? because i pointed out to you that i was not whacking off a horse? this is a MOCK forum, not a tea party.Because she enjoys it and you're a smug little bitch that will most likely rub her the wrong way.
- yankeebitch - 12-27-2008
me, smug? no, not smug, looks like the only one i rubbed the wrong way is you, and that is because you read my post that said "i liked poking dead things with sticks" then saw a picture that sort of represented that and called it me jacking off a horse. i have a husband i can jack off at any given time, i dont need animals for that. i am far from smug, just not going to sit back and be a meek little mouse when someone insults me, thats not smug, thats defending myself!
- yankeebitch - 12-27-2008
oh, and it sounds like me and sinister will get along just fine, she doesnt put up with bs either. thats already one thing we have in common.
- Sinister - 12-27-2008
yankeebitch Wrote:exactly why would sinister do that?Because I can. Simple as that.
What this seasoned veteran was referring to was a bitch name as a custom title line like most of us have. Take note of the avatars each member who is NOT a virgin bitch like youand you might get a clue. Unlikely, but we'll give you the benefit of the doubt.... for now.
Did you do any reaearch into this forum before you signed on? How did you find us?
FYI; it is me who grants your access, so it is me you have to impress. I decide your fate. Do well, or be gone.
- Sinister - 12-27-2008
yankeebitch Wrote:oh, and it sounds like me and sinister will get along just fine, she doesnt put up with bs either. thats already one thing we have in common.
Yo, bimbo....we have nothing in common. Don't delude yourself with shit like you and I have something in common to make excuses for your ineptness. I have nothing in common with any new fish unless they are a Biker's ol' lady and I can already tell you are no such animal.
Don't step outside the lines here. You won't like the result. Sucking up to the PTB will gain you precisely nothing. M'kay?
As of this point, the only thing you have going for you is that it would amuse me to grant your access before I grant the access of our latest new fish, who stands as much of a chance of getting banned for life as getting in.
- yankeebitch - 12-27-2008
i am a bikers EX ol' lady...he could not handle the biker lifestlye. i am not trying to impress anyone, i only have to impress God and not until I met him. so to fit in i must get a gruesome avatar that shows evil and darkness? sounds like fun to me, will have to look around for something that speaks volumes here. so Yankee Bitch is out of the question eh? sinister, exactly what does one have to do for your approval? i did read, but did not see anything that detailed exactly which way you like your ass licked to gain access, i do say that with all due respect.
- yankeebitch - 12-27-2008
whats wrong with my avatar, i see some that are a lot worse then this one