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- LuMPyPussy - 12-08-2008
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Frank
the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that
the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them,
but he had to try.
One day Frank revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said
that he could arrange for Frank to more than satisfy his desire, but it
would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Frank readily
agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little
bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed,
the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal
Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen
that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this
type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Frank
would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Frank. Horatio then slipped Frank the antidote
for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next
four hours, Frank worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Frank left satisfied and
hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Frank found Horatio
demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now
satisfied, Frank couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could
never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh, he told him to
get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder
into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Frank.
The moral of the story - Pay your bills.
- Middle Finger - 12-08-2008
Heh.
Bitch.
- Lady Cop - 12-08-2008
that was evil Poopy. i loved it. got my vote.
but really? garlic saliva?
