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- Middle Finger - 09-09-2009
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
- LuMPyPussy - 09-09-2009
Good one, Spanky. Did you post this at 24?
- Cynical Ninja - 09-09-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Good one, Spanky. Did you post this at 24?He sure did and he is consequently having lots of fun with the holier than thou retards that frequent the place.
- Middle Finger - 09-09-2009
Yes, I did. I am being bombarded with all sort of things that, coincidentally, serve as great defenses for being a Fundamentalist Tooth Fairy subscriber.
- LuMPyPussy - 09-09-2009
LOL, I'll have to go take a peek. Will I have to unblock the religion forum? I get peevish when I see threads in the religion and political forums.
- Middle Finger - 09-09-2009
I recommend unblocking it to enjoy.
- Middle Finger - 09-09-2009
There's another thread in there that is getting good. An attempt is being made to explain to me the fashion requirements by God.
- Cynical Ninja - 09-09-2009
Jebus says theres no room in heavenif you aren't wearing a tie.....
- LuMPyPussy - 09-09-2009
That gator is a very unhappy little man.
Kudos for this remark, you got my vote:
Quote:If you want to use Christianity as the reason you attacked and insulted someone that did not attack and insult you, that's fine with me. It just adds to the hypocrisy and excuse-making over bad behavior and immorality found in the Bible.
I don't make up anything about God - that is your job. You are the one who decided to pretend to know God's details because you joined a club that translated archaic text by strangers, making up rules and stories involving God.
- Middle Finger - 09-09-2009
Thanks ... and yeah, he seems a bit maniacal in his anger.
- Cynical Ninja - 09-10-2009
I see this debate has descended to the usual level debates descend to at 24.....
- The Antagonist - 09-10-2009
OK I've not bothered to go read - It's too brain numbing watching them debate.
No one wins in a debate, this they have not grasped yet. And they can never get on topic.... reading comprehension has long been lost. I went round and round when Greenslime didn't care she was a racist.
Is this taking the same direction and tone it did when I couldn't keep my mouth shut? I bet it is.
- Cynical Ninja - 09-10-2009
It has basically devolved into to two grown men, both as anal, boring and tiresome as each other butting their heads together like rutting Deer.
Deer however have the common sense to stop after a few minutes, the thread in particular willgo on, and on, and on, and on. Too arrogant idiots with far less intellect than they imagine they have trying to browbeat each other into submission.
- The Antagonist - 09-10-2009
You left out narrowminded. They gotta be having a narrowminded discussion in their bickering somewhere!
I just can't look. I've already been to too many brain killing sites today.
- LuMPyPussy - 09-10-2009
I think Frank's made some pretty good points but that numbskull gator can't seem to grasp them. All he's seeing is some bizarre form of internet persecution against the downtrodden fundies.