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- DPD Chick - 12-02-2008
I think I like it already.
Just found out about this place, I'm bored at work and could use the entertainment.
I'm a 32 y/o mom of 2, married for 13 years (next week).
- Middle Finger - 12-02-2008
May God strike down the person who put our link on some kind of fucking lactation, cat/movie loving, self-help mommy site.
- DPD Chick - 12-02-2008
man, and the breastfeeders actually liked you best
- Duchess - 12-02-2008
When it rains..it pours.
- Middle Finger - 12-02-2008
DPD Chick Wrote:I think I like it already.
Just found out about this place, I'm bored at work and could use the entertainment.
I'm a 32 y/o mom of 2, married for 13 years (next week).
OK go ahead.::coffee:: Say something impressive, funny, exciting ... something that moves us. Basically, bitch, start proving your value.
Welcome aboard. ::wave:: ::finger::
- ramseycat - 12-02-2008
DPD where did you find this site?
- DPD Chick - 12-02-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:I think I like it already.
Just found out about this place, I'm bored at work and could use the entertainment.
I'm a 32 y/o mom of 2, married for 13 years (next week).
OK go ahead.::coffee:: Say something impressive, funny, exciting ... something that moves us. Basically, bitch, start proving your value.
Welcome aboard. ::wave:: ::finger::
impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy gal
funny? two guys walk into a bar; third one ducks?
exciting? I said I was a 32 y/o mom, what could I possibly do that's exciting? went out all weekend and got drunk, leaving my husband at home with the kids that's about as exciting as it gets their may have been some lesbion action in there, but I black out when I drink so I'm not sure.
moving? Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference
- Cynical Ninja - 12-02-2008
DPD Chick Wrote:Yet another lactating souse, she expects her hard working husband to stay at home on his weekends watching the kids while she goes out on the piss flashing her rotten crotch to all and sundry.Middle Finger Wrote:impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy galDPD Chick Wrote:I think I like it already.OK go ahead.::coffee:: Say something impressive, funny, exciting ... something that moves us. Basically, bitch, start proving your value.
Just found out about this place, I'm bored at work and could use the entertainment.
I'm a 32 y/o mom of 2, married for 13 years (next week).
Welcome aboard. ::wave:: ::finger::
funny? two guys walk into a bar; third one ducks?
exciting? I said I was a 32 y/o mom, what could I possibly do that's exciting? went out all weekend and got drunk, leaving my husband at home with the kids that's about as exciting as it gets their may have been some lesbion action in there, but I black out when I drink so I'm not sure.
moving? Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference
We really are attracting too many "desperate housewives " or should that be "ungrateful bitches"?
- Sinister - 12-02-2008
Oh Christ; I leave for an hour and we get yet another one of these twits? Is there some fucking assembly line somewhere cranking these bimbos out?
Your avatar sucks, as do most newbies; you don't have a bitch name yet, (do your fucking research) and there is no clever sig line in your posts.
You're off to about the worst start of any new fish that has come along, and that's saying something.
What's DPD mean? Dopey Pissy Dumbass?
- DPD Chick - 12-02-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:Yet another lactating souse, she expects her hard working husband to stay at home on his weekends watching the kids while she goes out on the piss flashing her rotten crotch to all and sundry.Middle Finger Wrote:impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy galDPD Chick Wrote:I think I like it already.OK go ahead.::coffee:: Say something impressive, funny, exciting ... something that moves us. Basically, bitch, start proving your value.
Just found out about this place, I'm bored at work and could use the entertainment.
I'm a 32 y/o mom of 2, married for 13 years (next week).
Welcome aboard. ::wave:: ::finger::
funny? two guys walk into a bar; third one ducks?
exciting? I said I was a 32 y/o mom, what could I possibly do that's exciting? went out all weekend and got drunk, leaving my husband at home with the kids that's about as exciting as it gets their may have been some lesbion action in there, but I black out when I drink so I'm not sure.
moving? Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference
We really are attracting too many "desperate housewives " or should that be "ungrateful bitches"?
You seem a little bitter, perhaps, if you were lucky enough some lactating souse screwed you over. But my guess is you are pretty much solo (well you, your hand and some internet porn)
If you were literate, you may have noticed that I'm at work so that wouldn't put me in the 'desperate housewife' category at all. So I'll just sit back and wait for you to come up with something else; another old stereotype about girls is my what I'm banking on
- Middle Finger - 12-02-2008
DPD Chick Wrote:impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy gal
funny? two guys walk into a bar; third one ducks?
exciting? I said I was a 32 y/o mom, what could I possibly do that's exciting? went out all weekend and got drunk, leaving my husband at home with the kids that's about as exciting as it gets their may have been some lesbion action in there, but I black out when I drink so I'm not sure.
I'm not sure what it means, but I can feel myself starting to get upset because I feel like a victim ...
- DPD Chick - 12-02-2008
Sinister Wrote:Oh Christ; I leave for an hour and we get yet another one of these twits? Is there some fucking assembly line somewhere cranking these bimbos out?
Your avatar sucks, as do most newbies; you don't have a bitch name yet, (do your fucking research) and there is no clever sig line in your posts.
You're off to about the worst start of any new fish that has come along, and that's saying something.
What's DPD mean? Dopey Pissy Dumbass?
guess you weren't gone long enough.
why research, when I have you here to tell me what I need?
worst start for a fresh fish? thanks, old trout
- DPD Chick - 12-02-2008
Oh my God and no one jumped on my nuts about my 'their' instead of 'there' holy hell :
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- DPD Chick - 12-02-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy galI'm not sure what it means, but I can feel myself starting to get upset because I feel like a victim ...
funny? two guys walk into a bar; third one ducks?
exciting? I said I was a 32 y/o mom, what could I possibly do that's exciting? went out all weekend and got drunk, leaving my husband at home with the kids that's about as exciting as it gets their may have been some lesbion action in there, but I black out when I drink so I'm not sure.
Victim? And here I thought 'pillow bitch' meant you wanted me ass up with my face in the pillow, wouldn't I be the victim there?
- Sinister - 12-02-2008
DPD Chick Wrote:why research, when I have you here to tell me what I need?
What the fuck makes you think I will explain a thing to you? If you're too stupid to read up on a forum before entering, that's your fuckin' problem.
And correcting spelling errors is boring. We went through this weeks ago. No one is chomping on your pitiful bait.
::finger::- Middle Finger - 12-02-2008
We're busy trying to decide if we should ban you, keep you in Newbie hell forever, or put you in some sort of "special" forum.
- Sinister - 12-02-2008
DPD Chick Wrote:impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy galBy the way; there is no such thing as double jointed. Retard.
- DPD Chick - 12-02-2008
Sinister Wrote:You think I'm baiting you? Aw that's sweet, um no. Had I known you thought correcting was so 'old', weeks to be exact, I still would have said something about my errorDPD Chick Wrote:why research, when I have you here to tell me what I need?
What the fuck makes you think I will explain a thing to you? If you're too stupid to read up on a forum before entering, that's your fuckin' problem.
And correcting spelling errors is boring. We went through this weeks ago. No one is chomping on your pitiful bait.
- Sinister - 12-02-2008
DPD Chick Wrote:Had I known you thought correcting was so 'old', weeks to be exact, I still would have said something about my error
Which means what to us?
Get a better fucking avatar. The one you haveis just stupid.
- DPD Chick - 12-02-2008
Sinister Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy galBy the way; there is no such thing as double jointed. Retard.
thanks for the info, I'm sure you're a MENSA candidate yourself, right?
OK, I can hyperextend my arms, legs, fingers, and toes.