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Hey bitches - Printable Version +- Mock (https://mockforums.net) +-- Forum: Management and Newbie Bullshit (https://mockforums.net/forum-3.html) +--- Forum: Introductions (https://mockforums.net/forum-9.html) +--- Thread: Hey bitches (/thread-2027.html) |
- Guest - 11-29-2008 I'm here for some good S&M:: - Guest - 11-29-2008 No bitches here to talk shit. Lame no one stays up late? Losers. What do you all need your "beauty" sleep? - Duchess - 11-29-2008 You immediately have one strike against you...You are unoriginal in titling a new thread with something that has already been used. - Duchess - 11-29-2008 And load an avatar, damn it. - Cynical Ninja - 11-29-2008 Maleficent Wrote:No bitches here to talk shit. Lame no one stays up late? Losers. What do you all need your "beauty" sleep? Jesus Christ, more flotsam and jetsam from the internet. Are you one of the retards that Duchess (the orca fat she pig) was trying to "attract" to the site? I am not suprised the stupid bitch would choose to interact with a worthless cunt like you. - Duchess - 11-29-2008 Actually, I don't know any of these newbies....Newbies, meet the forum crybaby bitch OP...If you hurt his feelings he will leave for a few days, unfortunately we can't figure out how to make him leave forever. - Lady Cop - 11-29-2008 Duchess Wrote:Actually, I don't know any of these newbies....Newbies, meet the forum crybaby bitch OP...If you hurt his feelings he will leave for a few days, unfortunately we can't figure out how to make him leave forever.give me 10 OPs to one slut. at least OP is smart and has some wit. and he doesn't need to post his crotch. - Duchess - 11-29-2008 For a cop you sure are a dumb bunny...Oops, drunken dumb bunny...Were you not taught not to make blind assumptions or were you hung over that day. - Cynical Ninja - 11-29-2008 Duchess Wrote:Actually, I don't know any of these newbies....Newbies, meet the forum crybaby bitch OP...If you hurt his feelings he will leave for a few days, unfortunately we can't figure out how to make him leave forever.I bring more to this place than you ever will she beast. All you do is post wortless shit in italics and suck on MF's microscopic weiner. Great contribution, well done you fucking warthog. - Lady Cop - 11-29-2008 Duchess Wrote:For a cop you sure are a dumb bunny...Oops, drunken dumb bunny...Were you not taught not to make blind assumptions or were you hung over that day.where in hell do you get the idea i'm a drunk? i was a homicide detective for years, i'm certainly not dumb. all i'm saying is i don't need to post pictures ofa crotch to gain cred. i have plenty of cred. you are obviously a pathetic twat who feels you will get male attention with that repulsive av. i don't have to do that, but clearly you do. so sad. - Duchess - 11-29-2008 I'm curious to know why it is always you that has a problem with my avs...It's a fuckin' avatar, jb...Jesus Christ...Everytime you're on the rag it's my av you attack...What's your problem ?...Huh ?...Feelin' blue ?...Another lonely night ?...Run outta rum ?...And yeah, it's all your talking about drinking that has given me the impression that you are little more than a lush...Here, let me pour you another one...Maybe if you get shit faced you'll shut the fuck up & go back to bed. - Lady Cop - 11-29-2008 what planet do you live on? i crack jokes about rum on occasion. that makes me a drunk? hey, i live by evidence. you are obviously so insecure you have to show some uploaded cunt to get by. i feel sorry for you. oh, look at my twat boys, i am HOT. ::lmao:: - Cynical Ninja - 11-29-2008 Women (assuming Duchess is a woman, I remain less than 100% convinced) who post avatars like she beasts are nearly always ugly bitches. Its all part of internet wish fulfillment, you can be anything you want online and many people have a completetly different virtual self (unlike me, I am an unemployed house husband who takes psycho pills online and offline, my ego is such that I cannot and will not pretend to be someone who is nowhere near as awesome as me!) If the she beast was as gorgeous as she thinks she is (she once claimed she was so gorgeous that posting a photograph of herself would make other people......wait for it....JEALOUS!::lmao: she would not be able to resist using a photograph of herself as her avatar. Period. ::bravo:: - Lady Cop - 11-29-2008 you know, i respect men who stay home and raise their children. many people bitched about the lack of male help in the home, now it's supposed to be ridiculed? iadmire a man who takes care of the home and child. - Duchess - 11-29-2008 People in Mock who I believe can be trusted have seen my photo...Not only do I not trust either one of you, I also don't like either one of you...Why would I share a part of myself with people like you two ?...Use your head, for Christs sake...I really don't care that you think I am a whale of a woman...Seriously, your opinion does not matter, I don't know how to be any more clear than that. - Cynical Ninja - 11-29-2008 Its my job. I can't work, so I switched roles with My girlfriend. What a male chauvinist pig I am. Duchess is just jealous of the love my girlfriend has for me, if her husband or boyfriend lost his job she would dump him in a heartbeat, thats the kind of shallow, facile bitch she is. - Lady Cop - 11-29-2008 Duchess Wrote:People in Mock who I believe can be trusted have seen my photo...Not only do I not trust either one of you, I also don't like either one of you...Why would I share a part of myself with people like you two ?...Use your head, for Christs sake...I really don't care that you think I am a whale of a woman...Seriously, your opinion does not matter, I don't know how to be any more clear than that.::lmao::but she'll show you a pussy she uploaded. ::lmao:: - Cynical Ninja - 11-29-2008 Duchess Wrote:People in Mock who I believe can be trusted have seen my photo...Not only do I not trust either one of you, I also don't like either one of you...Why would I share a part of myself with people like you two ?...Use your head, for Christs sake...I really don't care that you think I am a whale of a woman...Seriously, your opinion does not matter, I don't know how to be any more clear than that. Why couldn't you trust me with a photo of you?, not that I give a shit, is it because I would use it in a demotivational poster? or because I would come up with 10 funny pisstakes using photoshop? Yes thats it , isn't it? you know how creative and downright clever I am don't you?, afraid I would desecrate your divine image Helen of Troy? - Sinister - 11-29-2008 A) You need an avatar. B) You need to tell me how you found Mock. C) You need to convince me you are worth granting access to. - Zenith - 11-30-2008 ::blink:: Opie, why the fuck are you still trying to get pics from people knowing that you will NEVER post one of yourself??? Do you collect them in hopes that you will some how gain some sort of unimaginable power over people??? What is this obsession of yours and how can it be satiated?????? (((FUCK)))
::nuts:: JB, although I haven't had much of a mock session with you I must admit that I am more than sick of hearing about you being a police detective. Why do you feel a need to mention that in at least one post per 20? I don't want you to take this the wrong way but, most officers of the law are a bit more humble about it for many reasons. However, you may enlighten me if you so desire on your detective work or you may kindly shut the fuck up about it alreadyBOTH OF YOU (JB & OP) please either climb into bed together or get out of each others respective asses (arses).. (((GODDAMN YOU BITCHES!)))
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