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- newbiecollector - 11-03-2008
Every time I was a load of clothes my machine eats at least ONE sock.
I have more single socks with no partner than I thought was possible. If that friigin' machine ever burps i will have enough socks for everyone in India.
Does your washing machine eat socks?
- The Antagonist - 11-03-2008
No but if you buy all the same color and brand of sock you will never be without a matched pair! Just sayin'....
- Maggot - 11-03-2008
newbiecollector Wrote:Every time I was a load of clothes my machine eats at least ONE sock.Does it wreck your "pretties" and "lingerie"
I have more single socks with no partner than I thought was possible. If that friigin' machine ever burps i will have enough socks for everyone in India.
Does your washing machine eat socks?
- newbiecollector - 11-03-2008
I do!! But they are not all the exact same, sometimes.
Thats my story anyway. If I think of a better excuse i will get back to you.
- Duchess - 11-03-2008
Maggot Wrote:Wow, Maggot...I'm so impressed that you would recognize that our "pretties" & lingerie need special care...No shit.......Oh, and if you are washing them, do not put them in the machine, please....Hand wash, only.newbiecollector Wrote:Every time I was a load of clothes my machine eats at least ONE sock.Does it wreck your "pretties" and "lingerie"
I have more single socks with no partner than I thought was possible. If that friigin' machine ever burps i will have enough socks for everyone in India.
Does your washing machine eat socks?
- newbiecollector - 11-03-2008
Hand wash my socks? I am sure you didn't mean that.
Of course you didn't.
- Duchess - 11-03-2008
Are your socks dainty & delicate ?
- The Antagonist - 11-03-2008
Maybe they're just so crusty when he takes them off they stand up all by themselves.
That kind of crud needs a high powered machine!
- newbiecollector - 11-03-2008
The Antagonist Wrote:Maybe they're just so crusty when he takes them off they stand up all by themselves.
That kind of crud needs a high powered machine!
Tired the industrial level machine once.
It spit them all out as soon as I push the start button, a note scrolled out of the coin insert that said:
These are not worthy. Go figure
- Maggot - 11-03-2008
::lmao::.......Poor newbie!
- newbiecollector - 11-03-2008
Maggot Wrote:::lmao::.......Poor newbie!Yeah it is hell being my socks.::bigg::
- Zenith - 11-03-2008
I love this thread ::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
- LuMPyPussy - 11-03-2008
If a washing machine was a cannibal, it'd eat other washing machines.
Everybody knows that. Sheesh!
- Liquid - 11-03-2008
newbiecollector Wrote:Every time I was a load of clothes my machine eats at least ONE sock.why would you give a shit about the footwear in India?
I have more single socks with no partner than I thought was possible. If that friigin' machine ever burps i will have enough socks for everyone in India.
- Zenith - 11-03-2008
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:If a washing machine was a cannibal, it'd eat other washing machines.::lmao::::lmao::
Everybody knows that. Sheesh!
- Middle Finger - 11-03-2008
newbiecollector Wrote:Every time I was a load of clothes my machine eats at least ONE sock.Will someone please put this retarded baked potato in a time machine and send him ahead a few decades to something near modern times? That washing machine sock story is as old and gay as Howard.
I have more single socks with no partner than I thought was possible. If that friigin' machine ever burps i will have enough socks for everyone in India.
Does your washing machine eat socks?