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- Howard_hopkinso - 10-29-2008
Quote:A bitter row has broken out between one of Sydney's largest tourist pubs and a family of five who accused chefs of serving human excrement in their gelato after they complained about noise during a football match. Skip related content Related photos / videos Traffic drives past the front of the Coogee Bay Hotel in Sydney Enlarge photo State government food minister Ian Macdonald confirmed on Wednesday that frozen faecal matter had been found in a serving of chocolate gelato offered to placate pub patron Steve Whyte and his wife Jessica, who became "violently ill" after eating it. "The stench went through my nostrils, I retched and spat it into the napkin," Jessica Whyte told the Daily Telegraph newspaper, recounting what local media are calling "gelati-gate."http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20081029/tod-uk-australia-icecream-b7e5c6f.html
This story both disgusted me and made me laugh like fuck all at the sme time. Yeah, I can't help being a sick fucker.
It just had to be chocolate icecream though lol.
In all seriousness, the fuckers who were responisble for this, should be thrown in jail for a very long time.
- Liquid - 10-29-2008
dirty fucking assholes. should be more then just being fired. should be a serious premeditated crime. no different then poisoning someone.
- Howard_hopkinso - 10-29-2008
Agreed
- Cynical Ninja - 10-30-2008
This doesn't suprise me.
Aussies are all a bunch of stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal spawned, scumbags anyway.
Someone like Crash probably eats shit for breakfast the dirty fucker.
- AnonyMoose - 10-30-2008
Why would anyone complain about noise at a pubwhena football match is on? Fucking Aussies are always stuck on stupid. If you want quiet - eat at home.
- newbiecollector - 10-30-2008
Seems like most here do not like a dump in your cone.
About the right thinking I say::lmao::
- Maggot - 10-30-2008
2 Aussies and1 cup........::wave::
- Sinister - 10-30-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Aussies are all a bunch of stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal spawned, scumbags anyway.Ok, let's narrow this down....
Who - in your feeble little pea-brain - is NOT a stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal scumbag? Because you seem to use these terms in reference to anyone else. Is there even a Brit on the planet, other than you, who does not fall into your superiorirty-complex-driven opinion?
- newbiecollector - 10-30-2008
Sinister Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Aussies are all a bunch of stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal spawned, scumbags anyway.Ok, let's narrow this down....
Who - in your feeble little pea-brain - is NOT a stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal scumbag? Because you seem to use these terms in reference to anyone else. Is there even a Brit on the planet, other than you, who does not fall into your superiorirty-complex-driven opinion?
Hang on now............. Poophole has never been more than 3 blocks from home.
And that far got him in trouble. He lost his lunch box
- Cynical Ninja - 10-30-2008
Sinister Wrote:When your superiorirty is a undeniable fact can it still be classed as a complex?Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Aussies are all a bunch of stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal spawned, scumbags anyway.Ok, let's narrow this down....
Who - in your feeble little pea-brain - is NOT a stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal scumbag? Because you seem to use these terms in reference to anyone else. Is there even a Brit on the planet, other than you, who does not fall into your superiorirty-complex-driven opinion?
- Cynical Ninja - 10-30-2008
[user=74]AnonyMoose[/user] wrote:
Quote: Fucking Aussies are always stuck on stupid.::thumbs:::cool:
Crash is a shining example of this.
- Cynical Ninja - 10-30-2008
newbiecollector Wrote:I've been around the world in my time.Sinister Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Aussies are all a bunch of stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal spawned, scumbags anyway.Ok, let's narrow this down....
Who - in your feeble little pea-brain - is NOT a stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal scumbag? Because you seem to use these terms in reference to anyone else. Is there even a Brit on the planet, other than you, who does not fall into your superiorirty-complex-driven opinion?
Hang on now............. Poophole has never been more than 3 blocks from home.
And that far got him in trouble. He lost his lunch box
I am not a rootless, wandering, aimless, nomad prick like you are though.
- newbiecollector - 10-30-2008
Quote:When your superiorirty is a undeniable fact can it still be classed as a complex?
Now that was widley funny coming from you::lmao::
You can fuck up first class................and you do::aww::
- AnonyMoose - 10-30-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:When your superiorirty is a undeniable fact can it still be classed as a complex?
Nope. Then it's just boasting. Which IMHO is perfectly OK. When you remind a have-not that you are a have; you are just acting as a spokesperson. That's a valuable customer service, no?
- Maggot - 10-30-2008
Maggot Wrote:2 Aussies and and 1cup........::wave::::wait::.......wait for it............wait for it.........
- Middle Finger - 10-30-2008
AnonyMoose Wrote:Heh. ::thumbs::Ordinary Peephole Wrote:When your superiorirty is a undeniable fact can it still be classed as a complex?Nope. Then it's just boasting. Which IMHO is perfectly OK. When you remind a have-not that you are a have; you are just acting as a spokesperson. That's a valuable customer service, no?
- Sinister - 10-30-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I've been around the world in my time.Walking your spawn to the corner where the short bus pulls up does not countas going around the world. ::aww::
- Middle Finger - 10-30-2008
Sinister Wrote:Not sure why I thought of this, but I think I'd pee in my pants from laughing if I somehow found out that OP was one of those people who worship and cry for trees. Remember that video of those hippie freaks that were wailing in the forest?Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I've been around the world in my time.Walking your spawn to the corner where the short bus pulls up does not countas going around the world. ::aww::
- Cynical Ninja - 10-30-2008
AnonyMoose Wrote:Indeed it is, a service I provide to the best of my ability daily, Eva Braun (sinister) has brain damage so I find myself reminding her everyday of her place in the grand scheme of things. At present she is somewhere between an anteater and a badger, the anteater is currently edging her out because it is more attractive facially.Ordinary Peephole Wrote:When your superiorirty is a undeniable fact can it still be classed as a complex?Nope. Then it's just boasting. Which IMHO is perfectly OK. When you remind a have-not that you are a have; you are just acting as a spokesperson. That's a valuable customer service, no?
- Cynical Ninja - 10-30-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:I am the antithesis of all that is hippy.Sinister Wrote:Not sure why I thought of this, but I think I'd pee in my pants from laughing if I somehow found out that OP was one of those people who worship and cry for trees. Remember that video of those hippie freaks that were wailing in the forest?Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I've been around the world in my time.Walking your spawn to the corner where the short bus pulls up does not countas going around the world. ::aww::
They could concrete over the entire world tommorrow and I wouldn't give a fuck.