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- Nathan Explosion - 10-19-2008
I'm not going to waste my valuable time reading what could only lead to a puddle of generic net-piss with names like "Hi! I'm new!", "I came to talk to you about Jesus." and "Fresh meat here!". I've been here all of 15 minutes perusing this abomination, and in that time, I've been incredibly impressed.
What I think impressed me most was when I was choosing a custom avatar, and I saw the pre-installed gallery. It's a standard function on most forum software so I didn't think much of it aside from that whichever handicapable Sarah Palin spawn has FTP access to this gaping fuckwound doesn't know how to disable it, but then I saw that one of the categories was TREES. That's great, what every insult forum desperately needs in their quest to be as bad ass as possible is a selection of different types of trees for your profile pic in case one day you just don't feel like an antagonistic mad bastard and would prefer to display your feelings via a pretty blue spruce.
There's not a lot of potential here from what I can see offhand, but I'll give you dickbags the benefit of the doubt and anxiously await the slew of under achievers fighting for a spot in line to call me stupid. Fuck you.
- Middle Finger - 10-19-2008
Hi Nathan ::finger::
You spent a lot of energy there focusing on an avatar Gallery that is optional and not meant to replace what we both know should be done - i.e. upload your own fucking avatar. I hope you aren't going to be a whining little bitch because so far, you spent a lot of words complaining about something that came standard with the software. It was just meant to help out the real dopes that don't know how to upload their own avatar or are really pressed to find one on their own. Pretty much, you're the only pussy so far that has bothered with it, or talked about it. So, you indicated that you weren't "impressed" so far but I have to tell you, I'm not impressed with a complaining bitch that thinks pointing out the backup gallery for avatars is going to be a "good point" to attack the house with.
I hope you prove to be less lame moving forward. I won't call you stupid, but I will call you somewhat boring right now. I will give YOU the benefit of the doubt, since you managed to make a fairly interesting profile, custom title, and avoided the horrible trees in my Gallery.
::finger::
Anyway, it's Sinister you have to get past, not me, for transfer to full access.
- Lady Cop - 10-19-2008
what a dishwipe avatar whore. i don't need 43 sentences to say so.
- Nathan Explosion - 10-20-2008
Maybe you won't call me stupid, or maybe you'll change your mind, I don't give a fuck. You, however, are clearly an idiot that doesn't get the specially wrapped and painfully easy to open point of my intro post, sitting there with tape all over your fingers shaking your hands trying to decipher it.
"How do I got point?"
I was here a very short time before punching your poorly coded site in the groin, numbnuts. I registered and posted from the experience I'd had up until that point. The mere fact that no one has previously insulted your collection of fauna in the control panel should make you happy; I could have come lumbering in and said something about how retards shouldn't breed but it didn't stop your family from starting this forum, or maybe tossed around the word niggers to get a chuckle from the lowest common denominator. Think outside the box.
I didn't come here solely to insult your wonky software or your avatars (yours is particularly boring and has been done and overdone btw), but until I see something or someone of substance, I'll do what comes naturally to me and launch myself into a forum with no knowledge of its members, insult what I see, and wait for you pinheads to give me the ammo I'll need to blow your shrunken little virtual heads off like dandelions.
Was I supposed to lurk and research? Like I said before, not wasting my time. There's nothing to be learned from a bunch of cunts swearing at each other. Strategy is for war, not internet pissing matches.
- LuMPyPussy - 10-20-2008
Looks like your little excursion to BrawlHall dredged up a bottom feeder, MF. Well done.
- Nathan Explosion - 10-20-2008
[user=34]jackboots[/user] wrote:
Quote:what a dishwipe avatar whore. i don't need 43 sentences to say so.
I doubt you have it in you to type 43 sentences about any subject before you have to take a nap. Leave my thread if you have nothing useful to say.
- Lady Cop - 10-20-2008
christ, does it ever shut the fuck up?? blah blah blah blah fucking more blah. who gives a rat's ass??
- Nathan Explosion - 10-20-2008
[user=35]LittleMissPoopyPants[/user] wrote:
Quote:Looks like your little excursion to BrawlHall dredged up a bottom feeder, MF. Well done.
Same goes for you, I don't even know what you're talking about.
- Lady Cop - 10-20-2008
Nathan Explosion Wrote:[user=34]jackboots[/user] wrote:you don't know shit from shinola. i've been a homicide detective for years and you are what?
Quote:what a dishwipe avatar whore. i don't need 43 sentences to say so.
I doubt you have it in you to type 43 sentences about any subject before you have to take a nap. Leave my thread if you have nothing useful to say.
- Nathan Explosion - 10-20-2008
[user=34]jackboots[/user] wrote:
Quote:christ, does it ever shut the fuck up?? blah blah blah blah fucking more blah. who gives a rat's ass??
I've posted 4 times. There are currently 8 posts in this thread. 2 of them are yours, and they're both inane wastes of shit.
There's something attached to my leg and it speaks in short angry grunts.
- Middle Finger - 10-20-2008
Quote:You, however, are clearly an idiot that doesn't get the specially wrapped and painfully easy to open point of my intro post, sitting there with tape all over your fingers shaking your hands trying to decipher it.I promise, I did get your point. I see you are in a state of shock or something that I wasn't very impressed. ::dunno::
Quote:I was here a very short time before punching your poorly coded site in the groin, numbnuts. I registered and posted from the experience I'd had up until that point.Yes, you were quite the little detective there.
Like I said, you chose to spend a lot of time on the god damn backup avatars. I appreciate the reason, and to be honest, I thought it was pretty funny actually. You got me on that. It stung slightly, it did. I am very sorry it didn't pain me more, though. If I had known my general lack of being impressed was going to inflict some sort of medical condition upon you, I would have come up with a more gentle way to tell you to kiss my ass.Quote: The mere fact that no one has previously insulted your collection of fauna in the control panel should make you happy; I could have come lumbering in and said something about how retards shouldn't breed but it didn't stop your family from starting this forum, or maybe tossed around the word niggers to get a chuckle from the lowest common denominator. Think outside the box.
But I liked that retard and breeding stuff. ::dlaugh::
Quote:I didn't come here solely to insult your wonky software or your avatars (yours is particularly boring and has been done and overdone btw), but until I see something or someone of substance, I'll do what comes naturally to me and launch myself into a forum with no knowledge of its members, insult what I see, and wait for you pinheads to give me the ammo I'll need to blow your shrunken little virtual heads off like dandelions.Fine. Just don't be a whining little bitch about it.
Quote: Was I supposed to lurk and research? Like I said before, not wasting my time. There's nothing to be learned from a bunch of cunts swearing at each other. Strategy is for war, not internet pissing matches.Dying and crying is for war, enjoying myself at your expense and putting you in your avatar-fetish place is for internet pissing matches.
- Liquid - 10-20-2008
Hi Nathan Explosion. Very nice to meet you. Reading all your dribble above was very informative. Now that I know a little bit about you I feel comfortable telling you to go fuck yourself. Slowly shove a broken bottle up your man-cunt and twist it in until you bleed to death and die in a puddle of your own shit and piss.
Welcome again to Mock.
- Nathan Explosion - 10-20-2008
[user=34]jackboots[/user] wrote:
Quote:Nathan Explosion Wrote:[user=34]jackboots[/user] wrote:you don't know shit from shinola. i've been a homicide detective for years and you are what?
Quote:what a dishwipe avatar whore. i don't need 43 sentences to say so.
I doubt you have it in you to type 43 sentences about any subject before you have to take a nap. Leave my thread if you have nothing useful to say.
Hey, look at me. Look at my posts. Do I look like I give a fuck who or what you are, homicide defective? I'm just going to take a stab and guess that you saw Ace Ventura and figured you'd do one better, bitch. If you're into the human scene though, try getting a partner to detect who killed your sense of humor, you're never going to find him on half a brain, you dickless turd.
- Middle Finger - 10-20-2008
jackboots Wrote:christ, does it ever shut the fuck up?? blah blah blah blah fucking more blah. who gives a rat's ass??He'll have more to say when he gets to the real important stuff - even more important than backup avatars ... like emoticons or the message composing tool bar. That should be exciting. I can't wait for the Whiny Bitch to get worked up and have a stroke.
- Middle Finger - 10-20-2008
Liquid Wrote:Hi Nathan Explosion. Very nice to meet you. Reading all your dribble above was very informative. Now that I know a little bit about you I feel comfortable telling you to go fuck yourself. Slowly shove a broken bottle up your man-cunt and twist it in until you bleed to death and die in a puddle of your own shit and piss.::lmao:: Perfect for Nathan the Know It All.
Welcome again to Mock.
- Nathan Explosion - 10-20-2008
[user=47]Liquid[/user] wrote:
Quote:Hi Nathan Explosion. Very nice to meet you. Reading all your dribble above was very informative. Now that I know a little bit about you I feel comfortable telling you to go fuck yourself. Slowly shove a broken bottle up your man-cunt and twist it in until you bleed to death and die in a puddle of your own shit and piss.
Welcome again to Mock.
Finally, a heartfelt welcome. Hey, about that jackboots guy, you should stop letting him wear the cop uniform from The Village People, he's getting the wrong ideas.
- Middle Finger - 10-20-2008
Nathan Explosion Wrote:[user=34]jackboots[/user] wrote:I like her better than you because she's never complained about the tree avatars. Just sayin ...
Quote:Nathan Explosion Wrote:[user=34]jackboots[/user] wrote:you don't know shit from shinola. i've been a homicide detective for years and you are what?
Quote:what a dishwipe avatar whore. i don't need 43 sentences to say so.
I doubt you have it in you to type 43 sentences about any subject before you have to take a nap. Leave my thread if you have nothing useful to say.
Hey, look at me. Look at my posts. Do I look like I give a fuck who or what you are, homicide defective? I'm just going to take a stab and guess that you saw Ace Ventura and figured you'd do one better, bitch. If you're into the human scene though, try getting a partner to detect who killed your sense of humor, you're never going to find him on half a brain, you dickless turd.
- Middle Finger - 10-20-2008
[user=70]Nathan Explosion[/user] wrote:
Quote:you dickless turd.Did you hear that, jackboots? The GA (Genius Assumer) discovered that women are dickless.
- Lady Cop - 10-20-2008
you're correct..i don't have a dick. i'm just smart as hell.
- Nathan Explosion - 10-20-2008
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:jackboots Wrote:christ, does it ever shut the fuck up?? blah blah blah blah fucking more blah. who gives a rat's ass??He'll have more to say when he gets to the real important stuff - even more important than backup avatars ... like emoticons or the message composing tool bar. That should be exciting. I can't wait for the Whiny Bitch to get worked up and have a stroke.
Real important stuff like how you're quote bombing me and saying exactly nothing?