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- Liquid - 10-16-2008
You think that Guiness show is annoying and revolting? Do a bit more research and,well
- Lady Cop - 10-16-2008
thanks. i'm a cop and have seen everything. but i am going to puke now. ::bvomit::
- Maggot - 10-16-2008
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a
- LuMPyPussy - 10-16-2008
It was the two hour dump that bothered me. My ass would go to sleep after 15 minutes.
- Middle Finger - 10-16-2008
Fuck ...
- Sinister - 10-16-2008
I'm actually rather surprised it wasn't LMPP who found this topic. She is the bitch of gross in this place, yanno! ::bigg::
- Middle Finger - 10-16-2008
Yes, I know. :(
- Howard_hopkinso - 10-16-2008
Quote:MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina (this, for the uniformed, is what one calls a loose, sloppy **insert vulgar label for female genitalia here**).
Fucking hell, you`d need to be hung like a donkey to satisfy that bitch.
- Sinister - 10-16-2008
Howard_hopkinso Wrote:I think an elephant would be more satisfying for her. Have you ever seen a maleelephant in musth? That schlong is like, 5 feet long! ::scared::Quote:MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina (this, for the uniformed, is what one calls a loose, sloppy **insert vulgar label for female genitalia here**).
Fucking hell, you`d need to be hung like a donkey to satisfy that bitch.
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- Duchess - 10-17-2008
Holy Shit !...Have people no shame ?!...A freakin' football !!
- Howard_hopkinso - 10-17-2008
The phrase "Throwing a sausage up a back street" springs to mind hehe.
- Duchess - 10-17-2008
That chick with the big...umm, I don't even know what to call it, why oh why would she let her own name be used ???? That's not something to be proud of !...Hells Bells !
- Howard_hopkinso - 10-17-2008
My thoughts exactly Duchess.
There are some very very strange people in this world and nothing really surprises me anymore.