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- Middle Finger - 10-04-2008

Hope your weekend is as good as you deserve, spell, etc. ::finger::




- Sinister - 10-04-2008

I spell excellently and I deserve to win the lottery, walk on a carpet of rose petals, be catered to hand and foot by young, built, sexy, mute men and pampered till I orgasm from bliss.

I doubt, however, that I will have a weekend resembling anything like that.


- Maggot - 10-04-2008

Nay, Sinister mistress of the night, it is I Maggot who shall win the treasure of lost souls for I have the magic numbers that came forth in a dream. Brought on by musical pickles and frothy mug-est.::banana::

- Maggot - 10-04-2008

[Image: 349.gif][Image: 12_4_41.gif] Dammit!

- LuMPyPussy - 10-04-2008

Maggot Wrote:[Image: 349.gif][Image: 12_4_41.gif] Dammit!
You're shooting your banana? ::blink::

- Liquid - 10-05-2008

been working all weekend so - no real weekend.

- Maggot - 10-05-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:[Image: 349.gif][Image: 12_4_41.gif] Dammit!
You're shooting your banana? ::blink::
Yes! The earlier statement was made with a dancing banana ::banana::with the premise that I would win the lottery. I have not won the lottery so I must now shoot the banana as it does not seem dancing is any help at all. I hope this clears up the confusion and just in case it has not. No bananas were harmed in any of the above posts. I do not hate bananas just the dancing ones. Today.

- LuMPyPussy - 10-05-2008

Oh, okay. I thought it was some secret smilie language that meant you were stroking your meat.

- Maggot - 10-05-2008

And you taught Mother Teresa humility and kindness! :shock:

- newbiecollector - 10-05-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Oh, okay. I thought it was some secret smilie language that meant you were stroking your meat.

I'm thinking that might have a been a good guess.

Assuming Maggot could find it..................::banana::


- Maggot - 10-06-2008

newbiecollector Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Oh, okay. I thought it was some secret smilie language that meant you were stroking your meat.

I'm thinking that might have a been a good guess.

Assuming Maggot could find it..................::banana::
look in your beard!:kiss::

- The Antagonist - 10-08-2008

Maggot Wrote:
newbiecollector Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Oh, okay. I thought it was some secret smilie language that meant you were stroking your meat.

I'm thinking that might have a been a good guess.

Assuming Maggot could find it..................::banana::
look in your beard!:kiss::
Ok why on fucking earth would your dick be in Newbies beard? :shock:WTF? I'm about to barf. fucking faggots

- Duchess - 10-08-2008

Hahahaha...Fairies, all of them....Vanilla coffee & tunes by Barney & Friends.