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- LuMPyPussy - 08-26-2009
What a curmudgeon! ::lmao::
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
- Duchess - 08-26-2009
I read it all & I want more.
- LuMPyPussy - 08-26-2009
Yeah, me too. That old guy's a real pistol.
- Lady Cop - 08-26-2009
that guy is perfectly wonderful! ::lmao::
- Maggot - 08-27-2009
::blink::I am sitting with my hands on my lap.::scared::
- LKTraz - 08-28-2009
Fantastic wit!
- LuMPyPussy - 08-28-2009
Quote:"You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullshit."::laugh::
- The Antagonist - 08-29-2009
That old man is a riot!
- ramseycat - 08-30-2009
He is hilarious!! Love him.
- Duchess - 10-26-2009
::lmao::::lmao::::lmao:: I just checked in to see what the ol' coot was up to these days.
- D - 10-26-2009
Love it
Quote:"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."
Quote:"Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down."
- D - 10-26-2009
omg, I missed this one on the first read through
Quote:I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God took a shit on a parking lot. They deserve some good news.
Thats fucking hilarious.
- Duchess - 10-26-2009
That old man makes me laugh my ass off !
- The Antagonist - 10-26-2009
"Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his fucking food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do shit before YOU eat."
I tell this to Matt daily. ::irk::
Why do people think the damn dogs enjoy that? Just fucking feed them.
- ramseycat - 10-26-2009
this dude is great!!
- ramseycat - 10-26-2009
![[Image: white.png]](https://a1.twimg.com/a/1256590088/images/white.png)
"You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again after your bullshit dies out over someone else's house." ::lmao::
- SyberBitch - 10-26-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:"Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his fucking food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do shit before YOU eat."
I tell this to Matt daily. ::irk::
Why do people think the damn dogs enjoy that? Just fucking feed them.
You mean you don't believe in making your dogs sit before they can have their food? Or do you mean... like 'Ok Ernie! Backflip!"
::gigg::
- The Antagonist - 10-27-2009
My dogs don't get all nuts for their food. They were taught to behave like a lady and gentleman from the early training days and wait patiently for whatever is going to be given to them. They don't need to be told or reminded to do this for eons now.
Matt likes to make them do stupid pet tricks for their food. If I were the dog I'd bite him. Most times they just lose interest and walk away on him giving him the greater disappointment.
edited for dropped letters on the keyboard. ::bang::
- SyberBitch - 10-28-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:Matt likes to make them do stupid pet tricks for their food. If I were the dog I'd bite him. Most times they just lose interest and walk away on him giving him the greater disappointment.heh
Or... you could make HIM do Stupid Human Tricks for HIS food.
Maybe then he'd get the point.
RE: shitmydadsays - Duchess - 11-25-2009
Bump ~
Just checking in with the funny, ol' geezer.