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- Duchess - 09-19-2008
This is opportunity knocking...an opportunity for you people to post...something, anything..At least good enough to be voted on 'cuz Mock has not made the front page of POTD in days !...I don't give a rip what you post about, just post it up, bitches.
- Middle Finger - 09-19-2008
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: to run the hell away from OP chasing from the other side with his pants down and that little fucking metro-British pedophile pee-pee hanging out.
- Duchess - 09-19-2008
Thoughts of the sexual nature are never far from a guys mind, eh ?
- Middle Finger - 09-19-2008
Especially if you're OP and nice young chicken is available, I guess.
- Duchess - 09-19-2008
You are so profound & deep...A true Renaissance man.
- The Antagonist - 09-20-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:Especially if you're OP and nice young chicken is available, I guess.Gross..... twisted and gross and ILLEGAL...... reeks of OP::lmao::
- Duchess - 09-20-2008
I finally have some time to hang out & there is no one to play with...Woe is me.
- Middle Finger - 09-20-2008
Sorry, running around, doing this or that. I will always make some time for Lovely Bitch, though.
What's shakin' tonight, hot mama?
- Maggot - 09-20-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:Sorry, running around, doing this or that. I will always make some time forwood-chippin Bitch, though.Saturday night pre-party grillin. Maybe a game of strip poker solitaire.
- Maggot - 09-20-2008
Knock Knock..........
- Duchess - 09-20-2008
You can't come in unless you are here to cook for me...Are you ?
- Maggot - 09-20-2008
I just mowed the lawn (well part of it) and saved the cut grass for........I mean sure! Pass me your plate.
marinated chickenteriyake, shrimp kebabs with squash, cherry tomatoes just picked. And my good buddy Sam Adams. Thanks for the sticks..........You know who you are.
- Maggot - 09-20-2008
Maggot Wrote:Knock Knock..........Moo
- Maggot - 09-20-2008
Dammit I meant to say "who's there".
::bang::
- Maggot - 09-20-2008
::bigg:: !...I don't give a rip what you post about, just post it up, bitches.
.................everybody saw this..........right?
- Duchess - 09-20-2008
Will you marry me & talk lolcat to me & cook for me.......I'll take care of everything else.
I'll try not to give you a stroke.
- Maggot - 09-20-2008
Strokes are given a bad rap.
............- a mark made by or as by a pen or similar marking tool
- a beat of the heart
- a gentle, caressing motion with the hand
- Informal praise, flattery, etc. offered to reassure, influence, persuade, etc.
- Golf a scoring unit used to record each time the ball is hit with the head of a club
- Mech. any of a series of continuous, often reciprocating, movements; specif., a single movement of a piston from one end of its range to the other, constituting a half revolution of the engine