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ORGASMS TO DIE FOR - Printable Version

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- Duchess - 09-18-2008

CBS News {Health} is reporting that a healthy 35 yr. old woman suffered a life threatening stroke while having an intense orgasm...I laughed when I read the title but, after reading the article I wasn't so amused...How 'bout that shit !

- Zenith - 09-18-2008

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (((Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm))))

::fuckyeah::::fuckyeah::::fuckyeah::

The only way to go....hahahahaha!

- Middle Finger - 09-18-2008

I think I almost killed my wife a few thousand times ...

- Zenith - 09-18-2008

::rotfl::

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Quote:I think I almost killed my wife a few thousand times ...

::hbeat::

::hbeat::a bitch after my own heart...hahaha

- Middle Finger - 09-18-2008

Is it technically a suicide attempt if she tries to give herself a better orgasm than that and accomplishes it!?

- Sinister - 09-18-2008

Zenith Wrote:The only way to go....hahahahaha!

Z, I could not agree more. ::thumbs::

I am in serious trouble when Bullet gets home. ::blink::

- Liquid - 09-18-2008

takes "fucked to death" to a whole new level. Does the guy who pulls this off and fucks a woman to death be proud of his accomplishments and immediately get a full time job in porn?

- Duchess - 09-18-2008

I got a snarky smirk on my face when I thought about having the power to send a man straight to heaven/hell after wild sex.

- The Antagonist - 09-18-2008

Sinister Wrote:
Zenith Wrote:The only way to go....hahahahaha!

Z, I could not agree more. ::thumbs::

I am in serious trouble when Bullet gets home. ::blink::

Don't you mean Bullet is in the serious trouble? ::dunno::

- Sinister - 09-18-2008

The Antagonist Wrote:Don't you mean Bullet is in the serious trouble? ::dunno::

Heh. Yeah, he is!!!! Usually it's the girl who ends up walking funny? Not this time!!!! ::sly::::dlaugh::

- The Antagonist - 09-18-2008

I've never walked funny in my life! : Angel

- Sinister - 09-18-2008

The Antagonist Wrote:I've never walked funny in my life! ::

You've never been nailed by Bullet. Trust me; he can make ya walk funny. ::lmao::

- Middle Finger - 09-18-2008

Sinister Wrote:
The Antagonist Wrote:I've never walked funny in my life! ::
You've never been nailed by Bullet. Trust me; he can make ya walk funny. ::lmao::

She's right, it can with Bullet. Trust me, too.

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- The Antagonist - 09-18-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
The Antagonist Wrote:I've never walked funny in my life! ::
You've never been nailed by Bullet. Trust me; he can make ya walk funny. ::lmao::
She's right, it can with Bullet. Trust me, too.

Oh brother.... both of you missed the sarcasm there.

MF, now HOW would you know to vouch aboutit? ::scared::

- Maggot - 09-18-2008

Princess Sinister it has a nice ring to it. Smiley_emoticons_razz

- Liquid - 09-18-2008

Sinister Wrote:
The Antagonist Wrote:Don't you mean Bullet is in the serious trouble? ::dunno::

Heh. Yeah, he is!!!! Usually it's the girl who ends up walking funny?[color="red"] Not this time!!!![/color] ::sly::::dlaugh::

if ANYONE else used this many annoying animated images you would have lost your mind and hammered them Sinister

- Middle Finger - 09-18-2008

Sinister, it was a joke, pretending I had sex with him. Jesus you are THICK today. Lately you suck.

- Zenith - 09-18-2008

The Antagonist Wrote:I've never walked funny in my life! ::

::lmao::::bitchp::::laugh::

::bigg::

- Cynical Ninja - 09-19-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:I think I almost killed many of the children I stalk and grooma few thousand times ...

Fixed for you.

- Middle Finger - 09-19-2008

Sick bastard ... there ya go, on your two favorite subjects ... my personal sexual life and pedophilia. I have no doubt that in addition to having fantasized about males (which you admitted like a good little metro fuck), you've also done that with children. That's true, right?