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- Liquid - 09-12-2008
[b][color="black"]Two families move from Pakistan to America . [/color][/b][color="black"]
[b][b]When they arrive the two fathers make a bet to see -- [/b]
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[b][color="black"]A year later they meet again. [/color][/b][color="black"][/color]
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[b][color="black"]The first man says, 'My son is playing baseball. I had [/color][/b][color="black"]
[b][b]breakfast at McDonalds, and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about [/b][/color][/b][b][color="black"]you?'[/color][/b][color="black"][/color]
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[b][color="black"]'Fuck you, towelhead!'[/color][/b][color="black"][/color]
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- Middle Finger - 09-12-2008
::lmao:: I love it!!