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- Maggot - 08-17-2008
Better than Robin Williams............::stir::
Cleese video
- The Antagonist - 08-17-2008
I've got the whole Fawlty Towers set and the whole Monty Python's Flying Circus set. Went to see Spamalot the first year it was out.
The whole of the Python Troop together or apart is absolutely the funniest comedic team/people out there.
- Tommy Tourette - 08-17-2008
Maggot Wrote:Better than Robin Williams............::stir::
Cleese video
SYPHILLIS is better than Robin Williams!
::stir::::stir::
- Cynical Ninja - 08-17-2008
Tommy Tourette Wrote:Maggot Wrote:Better than Robin Williams............::stir::
Cleese video
SYPHILLIS is better than Robin Williams!
::stir::::stir::
Indeed, bowel cancer is funnier than Robin fucking Williams
John Cleese is on a different level both as a comedian and an actor.
- The Antagonist - 08-19-2008
(Set: A tobacconist's shop.)
Text on screen: In 1970, the British Empire lay in ruins, and foreign nationalists frequented the streets - many of them Hungarians (not the streets - the foreign nationals). Anyway, many of these Hungarians went into tobacconist's shops to buy cigarettes....
A Hungarian tourist approaches the clerk. The tourist is reading haltingly from a phrase book.
Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
- Mr. Incivility - 08-19-2008
Clerk: Sorry?
- The Antagonist - 08-19-2008
Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
- Mr. Incivility - 08-19-2008
Clerk: Uh, no, no, no. This is a tobacconist's.
- The Antagonist - 08-19-2008
Hungarian: Ah! I will not buy this *tobacconist's*, it is scratched.
- Mr. Incivility - 08-19-2008
Clerk: No, no, no, no. Tobacco...um...cigarettes (holds up a pack).
- The Antagonist - 08-19-2008
Hungarian: Ya! See-gar-ets! Ya! Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels.
(pretends to strike a match).
- Sinister - 08-19-2008
Would Cannibal Bitch and Explosion Bitch like to be left alone? ::blink::::dunno::::wait::
- Lady Cop - 08-19-2008
my favorite Cleese bit of all time was his goose-stepping send-up of the germans. ::lmao::
and i find Rowan Atkinson equally hilarious!
- The Antagonist - 08-19-2008
Sinister Wrote:Would Cannibal Bitch and Explosion Bitch like to be left alone? ::blink::::dunno::::wait::
What can I say? It's the uniform that's attractive.
Hey, Cracker Jack.....do you waaaanntto go back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
- Mr. Incivility - 08-20-2008
Clerk: (handing Cannibal Bitch some matches) Here, I don't think you're using that thing right.
- The Antagonist - 08-20-2008
Hungarian: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I...I am no longer infected.
- Mr. Incivility - 08-20-2008
Clerk: Uh, may I, uh...(takes phrase book, flips through it)...Costs six and six...ah, here we are. (speaks weird Hungarian-sounding words)
- The Antagonist - 08-20-2008
Hungarian punches the clerk.
Meanwhile, a policeman on a quiet street cups his ear as if hearing a cry of distress. He sprints for many blocks and finally enters the tobacconist's.
Cop: What's going on here then?
Hungarian: Ah. You have beautiful thighs.
- Mr. Incivility - 08-20-2008
Cop: (looks down at himself) WHAT?!?
Clerk: He hit me!
- The Antagonist - 08-20-2008
Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime. (points at clerk)