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- nowonmai - 08-13-2008
Rumor has it this is the place to be if you want to be a lame -ass bitchy person? Or at least have some fun.
OK, so make me laugh. Or get me pissed off..or something. I do not want to regret taking the time to check the place out.
- The Antagonist - 08-13-2008
What makes you think I want to make you laugh, imbecile?
I see in your profile you're hobby is whining..... well you best change that fucking attitude because this is not the place for whiners! You whine, we torture so get your fucking feet dirty properly and commence to proper insults and mocking or you are fucked beyond fucked.
So far you're worse than pathetic.
- Duchess - 08-13-2008
Hello...Are you not prepared ?...If not, why not ?
- Middle Finger - 08-13-2008
nowonmai Wrote:Rumor has it this is the place to be if you want to be a lame -ass bitchy person? Or at least have some fun.I love the way you expect to be serviced. It's the other way around. Not only does no one gives a fuck how much time you took to check out the site or get pants on what I am willing to gamble is one big, fat ass ... but they expect you to work to entertain THEM. YOU are the newbie bitch, not them.
OK, so make me laugh. Or get me pissed off..or something. I do not want to regret taking the time to check the place out.
Jesus Christ, are they all retarded? ::nuts::
- Mr. Incivility - 08-13-2008
OK, NOWONMAI, I really hope this is just your name, as opposed to a prelude to what position you are in. Now on mai knees? Now on mai back? Now on mai yacht? What the fuck are you nowon?
You are nowonmai favorite mock site!
- nowonmai - 08-13-2008
Yes, I whine. And I even have some cheese with it on occasion. Deal with it..I do.
Wondering about my name? Read it backwards. You all CAN read backwards, can't you.
First one to get it, gets ...nothing. Why are you looking to me for pats on the back? I am the new one here you dill weeds.
Hey antagonist..I hear you wear that mask because even your mother shrieks in horror when she sees your face.
Duchess...a 9 word response, and three of them were the word not. How many other words do you know?
MF..I will put any comments to you on hold for a minute..only because your avatar amuses me. But it won't for long.
edited..because I could. If you have a problem with that, talk to the hand. Or the finger. Whatever.
- The Antagonist - 08-13-2008
The mask is to keep me in check from tearing the flesh off your stupid inane body with my teeth and feeding it to my dogs.
You lack originality and venom, faggot. Sharpen your tongue or you'll be in newbie hell for eternity, which I do not mind one whit.
You already managed to be more boring than all the others who never made it out of this forum to full access. So enjoy your whiny cheese eating you flimsy excuse for a human.
- nowonmai - 08-13-2008
Wait..I hear a buzzing sound..is someone talking to me?
Nope..guess not.
- Mr. Incivility - 08-13-2008
Nowonmai, or, Iamnowon.... your back, your knees? Either way, you're still clutching on to that BITCH pillow of yours.
Hey Frank, this chode stole your bitch pillow!
- nowonmai - 08-13-2008
Alright..who chose the lame ass avatars for this forum? This is supposed to be a mock forum, for people with real class. And they best you can do is cutsey animals, rainbows and flowers? Give me a break.
A BYO Avatar forum? Glad I don't have to pay money to be here.
- Liquid - 08-13-2008
nowonmai Wrote:Rumor has it this is the place to be if you want to be a lame -ass bitchy person? Or at least have some fun.no avatar lock the thread
OK, so make me laugh. Or get me pissed off..or something. I do not want to regret taking the time to check the place out.
no avatar he is dead
no avatar he cant follow the rules
no avatar is is obviously a fool
no avatar he sucks ass
no avatar .....FUCK HIM
- Liquid - 08-13-2008
nowonmai Wrote:Alright..who chose the lame ass avatars for this forum? This is supposed to be a mock forum, for people with real class. And they best you can do is cutsey animals, rainbows and flowers? Give me a break.
A BYO Avatar forum? Glad I don't have to pay money to be here.
HEY JACKASS, be creative and find an avatar and add it to you account. Fuck face.
- Middle Finger - 08-13-2008
nowonmai Wrote:Yes, I whine. And I even have some cheese with it on occasion. Deal with it..I do.It's all taken as retard talk, really, until you at least have an avatar. Just sayin ...
Wondering about my name? Read it backwards. You all CAN read backwards, can't you.
First one to get it, gets ...nothing. Why are you looking to me for pats on the back? I am the new one here you dill weeds.
Hey antagonist..I hear you wear that mask because even your mother shrieks in horror when she sees your face.
Duchess...a 9 word response, and three of them were the word [color="red"]not[/color]. How many other words do you know?
MF..I will put any comments to you on hold for a minute..only because your avatar amuses me. But it won't for long.
[color="blue"]edited..because I could. If you have a problem with that, talk to the hand. Or the finger. Whatever.[/color]
- The Antagonist - 08-13-2008
Here's an avatar for the retard:
- nowonmai - 08-13-2008
Oh I forget...beginning readers need pictures. Ok fine, here is your stinkin' picture. Wait, it has words. Hope they are not over your heads.
- The Antagonist - 08-13-2008
Wow, your ability to insult amazes me. I'm a-scared now.... see me running....
this may suit you better for an avatar as the one you have is so lame it makes Homer Simpson cringe and he's a fucking cartoon!
- Middle Finger - 08-13-2008
nowonmai Wrote:Oh I forget...beginning readers need pictures. Ok fine, here is your stinkin' picture. Wait, it has words. Hope they are not over your heads.That is good enough, though. It's not bad!
So ... you're the complaining type I see. Great. Everyone wants to hear complaints. ::rollseyes::
May I ask - what is one of your major flaws as a person?
- The Antagonist - 08-13-2008
I'm thinking it's his lack of attitude and ability to earn his way in?
- nowonmai - 08-13-2008
One of my major flaws as a person, you ask? Thinking people can out mock me once I get going.
Hey antagonist..I have no issue with you insulting me, that is why we are here..but please get the gender right. last I checked I was an inney..not an outie.
- Middle Finger - 08-13-2008
nowonmai Wrote:One of my major flaws as a person, you ask? Thinking people can out mock me once I get going.Retard answer, retard font. Not looking good. :
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