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- cheesegrater - 07-30-2008
Jesus was born in bethlehem, and amazingly, his mother was a virgin. whether joseph just ejaculated on a spoon and put it inside her, or they had IVF, i will never know.
- Duchess - 07-30-2008
Hey CG...Welcome to Hell...
- Cynical Ninja - 07-30-2008
cheesegrater Wrote:Jesus was born in bethlehem, and amazingly, his mother was a virgin. whether joseph just ejaculated on a spoon and put it inside her, or they had IVF, i will never know.
Your profile is moderately amusing.
Your first attempt to impress us above however is very poor.
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- Cynical Ninja - 07-30-2008
Duchess Wrote:Hey CG...Welcome to Hell...
Don't mind her Grater.
She is wetter than a ducks arsehole.
- cheesegrater - 07-30-2008
yeah, well everyone else just streamed some shit offences which wernt even mildly offensive in any way, so i thought id just start with summat weird, let you all say shit about me and then throw you in a hole and piss on it.
haha, i actually thought duchess' picture was a pussy.
- Cynical Ninja - 07-30-2008
cheesegrater Wrote:yeah, well everyone else just streamed some shit offences which wernt even mildly offensive in any way, so i thought id just start with summat weird, let you all say shit about me and then throw you in a hole and piss on it.A word of advice, quality not quantity is the key to escaping hell.
haha, i actually thought duchess' picture was a pussy.
Please try a lot harder with your next effort or we will have to decapitate and skullfuck you.
- cheesegrater - 07-30-2008
skullfucking does sound quite painful.
how you are going to get your dick to come out of my laptop is beyond me.
is it just really small? you gonna crush it up in a usb stick and send it to me?
- cheesegrater - 07-30-2008
![[Image: sf9iyu.jpg]](http://i36.tinypic.com/sf9iyu.jpg)
- Duchess - 07-30-2008
You did not think my pic was a pussy !........
- Cynical Ninja - 07-30-2008
cheesegrater Wrote:
::dunno::
- cheesegrater - 07-30-2008
im afraid that skeptical cat is a nazi.
and nazi's were bad people.
![[Image: fx6p7p.jpg]](http://i36.tinypic.com/fx6p7p.jpg)
- Duchess - 07-30-2008
Speaking of Nazis...There are grammer Nazis here...You better get your shit together.
- cheesegrater - 07-30-2008
is there spelling nazi's aswell?
- Lady Cop - 07-30-2008
yes. that should have been 'grammar'.
- cheesegrater - 07-30-2008
and that's why women belong in the kitchen.
- Cynical Ninja - 07-30-2008
cheesegrater Wrote:is there spelling nazi's aswell?
Yes.
On your current form youare potentially on course to fail on every level imaginable.
- cheesegrater - 07-30-2008
because using an customized picture generator you found on the internet is witty.
how the fuck you got through ill never know. im guessing you just flashed your tits like a little slut.
![[Image: 2eg7n09.gif]](http://i33.tinypic.com/2eg7n09.gif)
- Cynical Ninja - 07-30-2008
cheesegrater Wrote:because using an customized picture generator you found on the internet is witty.
how the fuck you got through ill never know. im guessing you just flashed your tits like a little slut.
No using a gif of a pair of bouncing tits is witty you stupid cunt.
Your stay in newbie hell is going to be a long endless road for you dim bulb.
I got through newbie hell in super quick time thanks, due mainly to my superior intellect and the fact I am not a remedial mong like you.
- cheesegrater - 07-30-2008
i like tits, as i imagine most of the straight guys on this forum do.
why don't you go give a man a rimjob?
or since you're obviously such an incest cunt, your dad.
- Cynical Ninja - 07-30-2008
cheesegrater Wrote:i like tits, as i imagine most of the straight guys on this forum do.
why don't you go give a man a rimjob?
or since you're obviously such an incest cunt, your dad.
What the hells a "rimjob"?
You obviously hang aroundmens public toilets looking for action so you tell me?.
You are yet another witless scumbag who will get bored here quickly and fuck off back to the child porn forums where you belong.