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- Middle Finger - 07-28-2008

While I should JUST be thankful, someone sent one of my kids a present and it is one of those toys that have a million parts and take forever to put together AND ... that's right - AND - will be broken or disliked within 2 days flat.

Thanks for the gift, fuck-head!!

- Semi-Grateful



- Zenith - 07-28-2008

"whew!"

When I read the title of this thread, I won't even elaborate on what I thought it would be discussing.

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- Lady Cop - 07-28-2008

next time i'll send a set of drums. Smiley_emoticons_biggrinand a guitar with amplifier. ::dlaugh::


- Middle Finger - 07-28-2008

I'm a toy whore. ::bravo::



- LuMPyPussy - 07-28-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:I'm a toy whore. ::bravo::
What size batteries do you take?


- Middle Finger - 07-28-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I'm a toy whore. ::bravo::
What size batteries do you take?

Any - that's the whore creed.



- Lady Cop - 07-28-2008

Frank's toy...no batteries required. 46


- Middle Finger - 07-28-2008

Poor sheep or lamb or whatever the hell it is ... you bitch!


- LuMPyPussy - 07-28-2008

That'd be hard to hold onto. Now a real sheep...


- Cynical Ninja - 07-30-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:While I should JUST be thankful, someone sent one of my kids a present and it is one of those toys that have a million parts and take forever to put together AND ... that's right - AND - will be broken or disliked within 2 days flat.

Thanks for the gift, fuck-head!!

- Semi-Grateful

I detest many toys and the way they are packaged, I have new sympathy for what my dad had to put with unpacking and assembling my many toys at Christmas and birthdays. My daughter is currently into the Cartoon Ben10, the ben10 figures are all packaged moresecurely than fort knox, they have a million wire twist things and staples, you need a degree in engineering to unpack them.

For Christmas this year she is getting a large Lego set (that I will no doubt be assisting in the building process!) and a large scalectrix set (guess who will be putting together the 6 metres of track ?).