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- LuMPyPussy - 07-18-2008
Holy shit, it's the most tedious fucking movie EVER! I'm slogging my way through it right now, but I keep taking breaks to relieve the boredom.
Has anyone here seen it?
- Lady Cop - 07-18-2008
i haven't seen it.
but i would contend that the most stupid boring mindless sleep-inducing movie of all time would have to be 'moulin rouge'. ::tdown::
- LuMPyPussy - 07-18-2008
Oh christ, that one's cringe-inducing. That cute little Scottish guy has such a shrill singing voice and Nicole Kidman is a fucking zombie.
- Maggot - 07-18-2008
Another reason to stick to a classic like "Caligula"
- Cynical Ninja - 07-19-2008
jackboots Wrote:i haven't seen it.
but i would contend that the most stupid boring mindless sleep-inducing movie of all time would have to be 'moulin rouge'. ::tdown::
I don't like any musicals.
If I'm watching a film and someone starts singing I reach for the off button.
All musicals are gay.
Thats why MF likes Grease.
- Cynical Ninja - 07-19-2008
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Holy shit, it's the most tedious fucking movie EVER! I'm slogging my way through it right now, but I keep taking breaks to relieve the boredom.
Has anyone here seen it?
No I haven't seen it.
If the film is as tedious as the long winded title I will give a miss.
- Cynical Ninja - 07-19-2008
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Oh christ, that one's cringe-inducing. That cute little Scottish guy has such a shrill singing voice and Nicole Kidman is a fucking zombie.
Nicole Kidman is exactly the kind of zombie I would like to fuck.
::thumbs::
- LuMPyPussy - 07-19-2008
The problem with watching a movie on a laptop is that when it gets boring, you (meaning me) have a tendency to pause it and go webgrazing.
I STILL have the movie on pause. ZzZzZzZzZz
- LuMPyPussy - 07-19-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:She's lovely, like an ice sculpture. She's great in the parts that require icy calm, but she's become severely limited in any other emotion thanks to that frozen forehead she's had botoxed to immobility.LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Oh christ, that one's cringe-inducing. That cute little Scottish guy has such a shrill singing voice and Nicole Kidman is a fucking zombie.
Nicole Kidman is exactly the kind of zombie I would like to fuck.
::thumbs::
- Cynical Ninja - 07-19-2008
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:She's lovely, like an ice sculpture. She's great in the parts that require icy calm, but she's become severely limited in any other emotion thanks to that frozen forehead she's had botoxed to immobility.LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Oh christ, that one's cringe-inducing. That cute little Scottish guy has such a shrill singing voice and Nicole Kidman is a fucking zombie.
Nicole Kidman is exactly the kind of zombie I would like to fuck.
::thumbs::
She is beautiful, but beautiful like a porcelain doll.
She hasn't aged in a day in about 15 years so shes obviously had some cosmetic work done to her face.
Eyes wide shut, which I was looking forward to becauseit was Kubricks last film, was a crushing disappointmentapart from the fact you get to she her naked.
::banana::
- LuMPyPussy - 07-19-2008
Her idea of sultry sexuality is getting sleepy eyed and drowsy looking. I saw her do it in the Kubrick film and she did it again in "The Human Stain" with Anthony Hopkins. Bitch looked like she was about to slip into a coma.
- LuMPyPussy - 07-19-2008
PS I'm at the 1:27 mark in this fucking movie and it's only halfway through.
I WILL persevere.
- Cynical Ninja - 07-19-2008
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Her idea of sultry sexuality is getting sleepy eyed and drowsy looking. I saw her do it in the Kubrick film and she did it again in "The Human Stain" with Anthony Hopkins. Bitch looked like she was about to slip into a coma.
In the words of Brian the dog from Family Guy.
"I would do everything to her, I would wreck that chick".
::thumbs::
- LuMPyPussy - 07-19-2008
Finally!
Anyway, apparently Jesse James was marketed back then as a modern day Robin Hood, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Strange, I had never heard that about him... but I had read that he killed a shitload of people, classifying him nowadays as a serial killer.
The way he was portrayed in the movie by Brad Pitt was not a sympathetic character and I was actually glad to see him dead. And 'the dirty little coward" Robert Ford came across as a lot easier to relate to, at least for me. Jesse, in the movie, was a paranoid, sadistic bully that killed his friends and partners if the mood struck. Robert and Charlie Ford were kept under close observation and weren't allowed to be alone together since Jesse James was sure they were conspiring against him. They in turn were afraid they'd be killed at any time. And this shit went on for 2 1⁄2 hours in the movie...
ARGH!!
- Liquid - 07-19-2008
LittleMiss - I saw the movie and felt about the same as you did. it actually is a long movie that feels even longer. the narration and style is made to try to help you get into the characters paranoia and life, but ends up just making the movie even more boring. I would not recommend people seeing this movie.