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- Maggot - 08-16-2009

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?'
The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
'No, not this time!'



- LuMPyPussy - 08-16-2009

Jeez Maggot, that was brave of you to share this story with us. Have you forgiven your wife yet?


- Maggot - 08-16-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Jeez Maggot, that was brave of you to share this story with us. Have you forgiven your wife yet?
Which one? Smiley_emoticons_razz


- Saddragon - 08-16-2009

ewwwww that's amazing