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- ScratchsGirl - 06-26-2008
Found this place on another site! Looks like fun here! I'm 29 and registered nurse who likes to have fun!:
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- Middle Finger - 06-26-2008
Heh, you joined. You know there are going to be some that are going to rip you apart unmercifully, the way sharks tear up chunks of fish in those nature shows, right?
- Middle Finger - 06-26-2008
29, nurse, and you have sex listed as your hobby. I think we're gonna get along - heh heh. We don't have to let Sinister and the other bitches ruin it.
- Cynical Ninja - 06-26-2008
ScratchsGirl Wrote:Found this place on another site! Looks like fun here! I'm 29 and registered nurse who likes to have fun!:
Being a registered nurse won't get you a free lunch or immunity from abuse here.
Now try and show what you can bring to this place.
::wait::
- Sinister - 06-26-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:We don't have to let Sinister and the other bitches ruin it.'Scuse me, tough guy?? Just because she's into sex doesn't get her a free pass. Her resume says she can save a life. Big fuckin' deal. This happy-happy kissy-face intro is enough to make mebarf upmy coffee and you know damn well what happens when I don't get my fuckin' coffee.
- Sinister - 06-26-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Being a registered nurse won't get you a free lunch or immunity from abuse here.Ditto that, OP. Does she think this makes her special? Doesn't mean shit to me.
Now try and show what you can bring to this place.
::wait::
- ScratchsGirl - 06-26-2008
LMAO!! No..this is great! Keep it cumming, I feed off of this shit!
- Cynical Ninja - 06-26-2008
ScratchsGirl Wrote:LMAO!! No..this is great! Keep it cumming, I feed off of this shit!
Are you a masochist?
Thats the only reason I can think of why you wouldn't want to make an impression or defend yourself here.
Try cutting yourself or burning yourself with cigarettes to get the rush you need.
Just don't waste our fucking time with your pitiful contribution.
- Middle Finger - 06-26-2008
Sinister Wrote:You miserable bastard. How many sexy hot 29 year old nurses come along? There aren't too many people who can ride me like horse and take care of me if I have a heart attack from it.Middle Finger Wrote:We don't have to let Sinister and the other bitches ruin it.'Scuse me, tough guy?? Just because she's into sex doesn't get her a free pass. Her resume says she can save a life. Big fuckin' deal. This happy-happy kissy-face intro is enough to make mebarf upmy coffee and you know damn well what happens when I don't get my fuckin' coffee.
I hope someone sprays you with holy water so your skin falls off, you evil, vampire-like bitch. Maybe then you'll shut the fuck up. Yeah, maybe with your skin on the floor and me standing there with the holy water gun will shut you the fuck up.
Hi ScratchsGirl!
We gotta get rid of Scratch though if you are his girl. - Lady Cop - 06-26-2008
pay no attention to that MF pervert. he'd fuck a snake if it held still.
i am the other bitch he was referring to, and i used to be an RN before i became a cop. i got sick and damn tired of being covered in HIV infected blood in the OR. so i went on to get soaked in HIV infected blood on the street. but at least i could shoot their nasty asses.
- Middle Finger - 06-26-2008
jackboots Wrote:pay no attention to that MF pervert. he'd fuck a snake if it held still.Sorry, I don't do ex-RNs. Move over, wench!
i am the other bitch he was referring to, and i used to be an RN before i became a cop. i got sick and damn tired of being covered in HIV infected blood in the OR. so i went on to get soaked in HIV infected blood on the street. but at least i could shoot their nasty asses.
- ScratchsGirl - 06-26-2008
Yeah..I gotta tell Scratch that! i'm sure he will be here soon lol
- Sinister - 06-26-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:You miserable bastard. How many sexy hot 29 year old nurses come along? There aren't too many people who can ride me like horse and take care of me if I have a heart attack from it.Did you bump your head? Have you forgotten to whom you speak? Holy water? Is that really the best you've got? I'm fairly certain thatmy AK-47 rounds will travel faster and farther than your super soaker, dimwit.
I hope someone sprays you with holy water so your skin falls off, you evil, vampire-like bitch. Maybe then you'll shut the fuck up. Yeah, maybe with your skin on the floor and me standing there with the holy water gun will shut you the fuck up.
Hi ScratchsGirl!
- Lady Cop - 06-26-2008
MF becomes a blubbering idiot if he thinks some 29-year-old will suck his dick.
i hope she's really a 345 pound guy sitting at his PC in his underwear, surrounded by empty beer cans.
- Sinister - 06-26-2008
jackboots Wrote:MF becomes a blubbering idiot if he thinks some 29-year-old will suck his dick.Correction; MF becomes a blubbering idiot if there is a chance a 29-year old will look at his dick and not fall over laughing and in hysterics.
- ScratchsGirl - 06-26-2008
HAHA..yeah..but ya see I'm not! BUT I won't be sucking his dick..I have Scratch's dick in my mouth right now ;-)
- Middle Finger - 06-26-2008
That's how much bitch-speak gets me. :
: So anyway, let's not forget the goal of this site: to make my penis and I feel as loved and wanted as we can. So ...::blowme::
- Middle Finger - 06-26-2008
ScratchsGirl Wrote:HAHA..yeah..but ya see I'm not! BUT I won't be sucking his dick..I have Scratch's dick in my mouth right now ;-)I think it's a great idea for you to train in preparation for the main event. ::thumbs::
- Sinister - 06-26-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:I think it's a great idea for you to train in preparation for the main event. ::thumbs::And I think it's a great idea to point out what an arrogant fuck you are.
- Middle Finger - 06-26-2008
Sinister Wrote:Why? ::wait::Middle Finger Wrote:I think it's a great idea for you to train in preparation for the main event. ::thumbs::And I think it's a great idea to point out what an arrogant fuck you are.