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- LuMPyPussy - 06-25-2008 - Maggot - 06-25-2008 That cat should eat this thread then shit some runny hairballs on your lap! It would at least make the cat feel better and make you take a shower. Cool Avatarararara. ................................... - LuMPyPussy - 06-25-2008 I took a shower this morning and I'm going to take another one tomorrow morning. That's just the way I roll. - Maggot - 06-25-2008 LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:I took a shower this morning and I'm going to take another one tomorrow morning. That's just the way I roll. The other day my drain was plugged up. So me in my infinite wisdom took my shower with plunger in hand. I soaped up and proceeded to work the plunger whilst all soaped up.. I rinsed the soap from my eyes to see the hole and worked that fucking thing as the water went above my ankles. back & forth i pushed and pulled until the fucking thing came back away from the drain with a "pop". I was thrown back against the wall and was slipping on my soapy feet, I thanked the Angels as my right hand grabbed the facecloth rung holder and my left hand tore down the Goddamn shower curtain. The plunger landed under my ass and I thought for a spit second whatI would look like when the Fire Dept showed up with me sitting naked in the shower with a plunger up my ass! That did not happen and I made the sign of the cross and shaved. So I am kinda glad that you take a shower everyday. - Duchess - 06-26-2008 ...My first happy laugh of the day...Just picturing that scenario...Funny stuff, Maggot - Cynical Ninja - 06-26-2008 Maggot Wrote:LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:I took a shower this morning and I'm going to take another one tomorrow morning. That's just the way I roll. What a fascinating little anecdote. Have you ever thought of adapting it into a film? You are the kind of person I always end up sitting next to on buses, trains and planes. |