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- Maggot - 06-17-2008
There once was a man from St Clair
That was screwing a girl on the stair
on the 48th stroke
the banister broke
so he finished her off in the air.
- Lady Cop - 06-17-2008
i just woke up for a minute...and i need a bannister. godamn stairs are steep and deep.
btw kissy kissy, maggot is not a faggot. he's cute.
going to go make another drinky. the sun is over the yardarm.
- Maggot - 06-17-2008
A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.
::blink::
- LuMPyPussy - 06-17-2008
Are you making these up? If so, you're pretty good!
- Lady Cop - 06-17-2008
Maggot Wrote:A kinky young girl from Coleshill,BWAAAAAAA ::lmao::
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.
::blink::
- Sinister - 06-17-2008
A dimwit showed off his cock
to the members residing in Mock.
The cock was so little
Members chuckled and giggled
Then the dimwit swallowed the barrel and triggered.
- Lady Cop - 06-17-2008
pure genius! :cool:
- Maggot - 06-17-2008
There once was a lady called sinister
That thought that she needed a minister
they sat down to pray
but he was very gay
now he lives in a convent with the sisters
- Maggot - 06-17-2008
there once was agirl called poopy pants
that was cursed with headaches and the cramps
she took a midol
and out came it all
now she sits in a home next to gramps
- LuMPyPussy - 06-17-2008
Okay, that proves to me you didn't write the first two.
- Sinister - 06-17-2008
There once was a man name of Maggot
He was instantly re-named Faggot
But some who know better
know that changing one letter
is a liberty that makes them no better.
::sly::
Inside joke. Some of y'all won't get that one.
- Lady Cop - 06-17-2008
i'm waiting for you to do one on me turkeybutt.
- Sinister - 06-17-2008
There once was a broad named JackBoots
When she would walk by there'd be car toots
She knows she is hot
And a whimp she is not
Fuck with her and you're hurtin' a LOT.
- Lady Cop - 06-17-2008
very cool Sin!! you're a poet and you know it!
- FLST Softtail - 06-17-2008
Sinister Wrote:There once was a broad named JackBootsthat WAS good!!!::lmao::
When she would walk by there'd be car toots
She knows she is hot
And a whimp she is not
Fuck with her and you're hurtin' a LOT.
- FUC OFF LOSER - 06-17-2008
jackboots Wrote:very cool Sin!! you're a poet and you know it!But her feet show it there Longfellows::bigg::
- Sinister - 06-17-2008
FUC OFF LOSER Wrote:jackboots Wrote:very cool Sin!! you're a poet and you know it!But her feet show it there Longfellows::bigg::
I have perfectly normal-sized, precisely proportioned feet, I'll have you know!!! With purple toenails!!!! SO KISS MY FUCKIN' ASS!!!!
Just nice to see someone else around tonight. This place got quiet....
::lmao::
- FUC OFF LOSER - 06-18-2008
There once was a biker named Choad
Who took her chopper on the road
When she ran over what she thought was a squid
She realized it was only Liquid
She said shit at least it wasn't a toad
- Sinister - 06-18-2008
His initials were read F-O-L
He decided to walk into hell
What he wasn't aware
Was he shouldn't have dared
Now we're hearinghis ringing death knell.
::dlaugh::
- crash - 06-19-2008
The was a queer Brit called OP,
Who loved women to squat over him and pee,
He took particualr delight,
When their piss was so bright,
And didn't mind paying the fee.