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- Tommy Tourette - 06-08-2008
how long you wish to deny yourselves the banned and expurgated doctrines that OTHER forums find .....offensive...... HAHHAHAHAHAAAA
There's lots.
Date rape and where to hold the gun. (addendum if you want to include the mother)
Best hurtful comeback lines to "I'm sorry."
Best fun tricks you can play on the disabled and/or homeless.
And thousands of others.
But..... I can wait.
tum tee dee
- Cynical Ninja - 06-08-2008
Tommy Tourette Wrote:But..... I can wait.
Good.
I have a feeling its going to be a long wait.
A braindead redneck>>>>>>>an earthworm>>>>>>>you.
- Duchess - 06-08-2008
...The more I read what you have to say the more I want to beat you with a stick...A big fucking hockey stick...You appear to have no redeeming qualities whatsoever...Not even the gift of gab...No wit...No snappy dialog...Nothing...A big ass zero...
- Tommy Tourette - 06-08-2008
Duchess Wrote:...The more I read what you have to say the more I want to beat you with a stick...A big fucking hockey stick...You appear to have no redeeming qualities whatsoever...Not even the gift of gab...No wit...No snappy dialog...Nothing...A big ass zero...
I think the phrase you're searching for is "Forum Poster Boy."
- Tommy Tourette - 06-08-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Tommy Tourette Wrote:But..... I can wait.
Good.
I have a feeling its going to be a long wait.
A braindead redneck>>>>>>>an earthworm>>>>>>>you.
Someone tell me this ISN'T considered a "competent" comeback.
I may have to go to 24 to get some more estrogen.
- LuMPyPussy - 06-08-2008
Tommy Tourette Wrote:I've never been very clever with those 'less than/greater than' symbols. Apparently he's showing how a braindead redneck is greater than an earthworm, although it's unclear how these two are related in the first place. How do you quantify such dissimilar objects? It's a real conundrum.Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Tommy Tourette Wrote:But..... I can wait.
Good.
I have a feeling its going to be a long wait.
A braindead redneck>>>>>>>an earthworm>>>>>>>you.
Someone tell me this ISN'T considered a "competent" comeback.
I may have to go to 24 to get some more estrogen.
- Cynical Ninja - 06-08-2008
Tommy Tourette Wrote:No, the phrase we are searching for is "Forum bitch".Duchess Wrote:...The more I read what you have to say the more I want to beat you with a stick...A big fucking hockey stick...You appear to have no redeeming qualities whatsoever...Not even the gift of gab...No wit...No snappy dialog...Nothing...A big ass zero...
I think the phrase you're searching for is "Forum Poster Boy."
- Cynical Ninja - 06-08-2008
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Tommy Tourette Wrote:I've never been very clever with those 'less than/greater than' symbols. Apparently he's showing how a braindead redneck is greater than an earthworm, although it's unclear how these two are related in the first place. How do you quantify such dissimilar objects? It's a real conundrum.Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Tommy Tourette Wrote:But..... I can wait.
Good.
I have a feeling its going to be a long wait.
A braindead redneck>>>>>>>an earthworm>>>>>>>you.
Someone tell me this ISN'T considered a "competent" comeback.
I may have to go to 24 to get some more estrogen.
Don't think too hard.
Your pea brain willgo into overload and cranial fluid will start to shoot out of your nose.
I am stating that Tommy tourette is a lesser being than a braindead redneck or an earthworm.
Don't worry I will PM you a diagram explaining my quips in future to aid you in your lame brained confusion.
- LuMPyPussy - 06-08-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Ta. I'm obviously not intelligent enough to keep up with your algebraic equations involving disparate objects.LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Tommy Tourette Wrote:I've never been very clever with those 'less than/greater than' symbols. Apparently he's showing how a braindead redneck is greater than an earthworm, although it's unclear how these two are related in the first place. How do you quantify such dissimilar objects? It's a real conundrum.Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Tommy Tourette Wrote:But..... I can wait.
Good.
I have a feeling its going to be a long wait.
A braindead redneck>>>>>>>an earthworm>>>>>>>you.
Someone tell me this ISN'T considered a "competent" comeback.
I may have to go to 24 to get some more estrogen.
Don't think too hard.
Your pea brain willgo into overload and cranial fluid will start to shoot out of your nose.
I am stating that Tommy tourette is a lesser being than a braindead redneck or an earthworm.
Don't worry I will PM you a diagram explaining my quips in future to aid you in your lame brained confusion.
- Tommy Tourette - 06-08-2008
I'm feeling the love already.