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- Maggot - 06-06-2008

That sticks to your teeth at night, the wet ass that can never be clean no matter how much T.P. you use, the barking dog at 2am that keeps you awake and much much more...................Oh yes my fellow turdmites.:;box::

- Middle Finger - 06-06-2008

Is that porn?

- Sinister - 06-06-2008

"Maggot". That alone will get you slapped silly around here.

And anyone who is asleep at 2pm is a lazy fuck. Don't you know the difference between pm and am??


- Maggot - 06-06-2008

[Image: attachment.php?id=6] You tell me!

- Maggot - 06-06-2008

Sinister Wrote:"Maggot". That alone will get you slapped silly around here.

And anyone who is asleep at 2pm is a lazy fuck. Don't you know the difference between pm and am??
I am the maggot you are the shit!

- Middle Finger - 06-06-2008

Don't be playing on the edge of porn here, asshole.

- Sinister - 06-06-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:Don't be playing on the edge of porn here, asshole.
This is cause for a longer than normal probation period. Watch your step, dimwit.

- Maggot - 06-06-2008

Sorry for taking so long to replyI just took a shit and my middle finger went through the paper it had a sinister smell to it........almost like gay porn fuckstick. Don't worry shit for brains the porn is held back like my acute sperm backup syndrome buncha pecker track sniffers. Thanks for letting me kick your ass.

- Maggot - 06-06-2008

Sinister Wrote:"Maggot". That alone will get you slapped silly around here.

And anyone who is asleep at 2pm is a lazy fuck. Don't you know the difference between pm and am??
There I fixed the fucking thing sit back down by your dish.

- Middle Finger - 06-06-2008

Maggot Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:"Maggot". That alone will get you slapped silly around here.

And anyone who is asleep at 2pm is a lazy fuck. Don't you know the difference between pm and am??
There I fixed the fucking thing sit back down by your dish.
Nicely done, Maggot. ::lmao::


- Maggot - 06-06-2008

75 I see I have to be more gentle with this group........

- Cynical Ninja - 06-06-2008

That has to be the lamest "porn" gif I have ever seen Maggot.

Is it your own work? or did you actually see it and think to yourself, "huh, huh!......huh!.....huh!....its garfield the cat humping Victoria Silvstedt!....I will post that toimpress people.....that is, like so funny dude!huh, huh!.......huh!".

Are you Beavis or Butthead?


- Maggot - 06-06-2008

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:That has to be the lamest "porn" gif I have ever seen Maggot.

Is it your own work? or did you actually see it and think to yourself, "huh, huh!......huh!.....huh!....its garfield the cat humping Victoria Silvstedt!....I will post that toimpress people.....that is, like so funny dude!huh, huh!.......huh!".

Are you Beavis or Butthead?
I was going to be nice and use my jar of ky for your fat ass,but for you it will be nice and dry. Piehole.

- Cynical Ninja - 06-06-2008

Maggot Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:That has to be the lamest "porn" gif I have ever seen Maggot.

Is it your own work? or did you actually see it and think to yourself, "huh, huh!......huh!.....huh!....its garfield the cat humping Victoria Silvstedt!....I will post that toimpress people.....that is, like so funny dude!huh, huh!.......huh!".

Are you Beavis or Butthead?
I was going to be nice and use my jar of ky for your fat ass,but for you it will be nice and dry. Piehole.
So your Butthead then?

- Maggot - 06-06-2008

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:That has to be the lamest "porn" gif I have ever seen Maggot.

Is it your own work? or did you actually see it and think to yourself, "huh, huh!......huh!.....huh!....its garfield the cat humping Victoria Silvstedt!....I will post that toimpress people.....that is, like so funny dude!huh, huh!.......huh!".

Are you Beavis or Butthead?
I was going to be nice and use my jar of ky for your fat ass,but for you it will be nice and dry. Piehole.
So your Butthead then?
No fuckwad..I am the jam in your toe the pimple you cant reach to pop in the middle of your back......you are my bitch.

- Cynical Ninja - 06-06-2008

Maggot Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:That has to be the lamest "porn" gif I have ever seen Maggot.

Is it your own work? or did you actually see it and think to yourself, "huh, huh!......huh!.....huh!....its garfield the cat humping Victoria Silvstedt!....I will post that toimpress people.....that is, like so funny dude!huh, huh!.......huh!".

Are you Beavis or Butthead?
I was going to be nice and use my jar of ky for your fat ass,but for you it will be nice and dry. Piehole.
So your Butthead then?
No fuckwad..I am the jam in your toe the pimple you cant reach to pop in the middle of your back......you are my bitch.

Yeah, like I said.....B.U.T.T.H.E.A.D.

Maybe I should tattoo the name to your forehead with a rustyscrewdriver so you don't forget your place in life i.e at the very bottom of the gene pool along with all the other maggots.

Note to Butthead:- Must try harder.


- Sinister - 06-06-2008

Gotta concur, OP. Maggot is pretty weak thus far.

- Cynical Ninja - 06-06-2008

Honestly sinister I have heard better quality abuse in school playgrounds when I was 10.

Note to maggot - There is no hope for you in life, everybody hates you including your immediate family and people you haven't met yet. The next time you walk past an open elevator shaft don't think twice go with your instincts.


- Sinister - 06-06-2008

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Honestly sinister I have heard better quality abuse in school playgrounds when I was 10.

Note to maggot - There is no hope for you in life, everybody hates you including your immediate family and people you haven't met yet. The next time you walk past an open elevator shaft don't think twice go with your instincts.
Heh. I invented better quality abuse when I was 6.

- Maggot - 06-06-2008

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Honestly sinister I have heard better quality abuse in school playgrounds when I was 10.

Note to maggot - There is no hope for you in life, everybody hates you including your immediate family and people you haven't met yet. The next time you walk past an open elevator shaft don't think twice go with your instincts.

These fucking smilies suck! Not a single one portrays your mediocre pants down attempt at pleasing me. A bowling ball has more personality than the shorthairs of your puberty laden nutsack. Go back to to pushing a shopping cart.

::aww::......................[Image: icon_finger.gif]