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- Maggot - 08-07-2009
I just went and shut off my grill, the top was open and I went behind it and shut off the gas. The cover was in my way and I just pushed it closed. as the fucking thing was getting ready to close with a loud crash, I realized......shit.....my chicken and cheese-burgers are still in there! ::blink:: It is dark and I wonder how much shit just fell on all my food from the top of theGOD-DAMN top of the FUCKIN grill. The worst part is I got my finger stuck in the side of it by the rotisserie slot trying to stop the fucking thing from slamming. It squished and burnt my pinky finger.I have not even smoked my medicinal mary-jane yet........but I'm gonna, Oh yes. With ice.::irk::
- LuMPyPussy - 08-07-2009
::lmao::
- Saddragon - 08-08-2009
oh you fuck up rofl... how did the food taste after the mary jane?
- Maggot - 08-08-2009
The food was still good.....:
:.......and I blamed the pinched pinky on my natural heroic sacrifice in slaving over a hot grill, so that tender and succulent manna could be produced.......they did not fall for it as they had been watching from the window. I being the great pain negotiator that I am acted like nothing happened, Thats when I understood how silly Mountain Dew looked like coming out a persons nose.
Fuckers!
- FAHQTOO - 08-08-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:::lmao::I agree.................::lmao::
- BROTHER - 08-08-2009
FAHQTOO Wrote:Are you from Michigan?LuMPyPussy Wrote:::lmao::I agree.................::lmao::
- Saddragon - 08-09-2009
Brother, find something else,,, hell something intelligent to say that might amuse us.
- BROTHER - 08-09-2009
Saddragon Wrote:Brother, find something else,,, hell something intelligent to say that might amuse us.are you from Michigan? yay /neigh?
- LuMPyPussy - 08-09-2009
BROTHER Wrote:[flash=320,256]http://www.youtube.com/v/meL6xU6iVzg[/flash]Saddragon Wrote:Brother, find something else,,, hell something intelligent to say that might amuse us.are you from Michigan? yay /neigh?
- BROTHER - 08-09-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:about time!BROTHER Wrote:Saddragon Wrote:Brother, find something else,,, hell something intelligent to say that might amuse us.are you from Michigan? yay /neigh?
- The Antagonist - 08-09-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:What a filthy horrible straight stall that poor animal lives in.BROTHER Wrote:Saddragon Wrote:Brother, find something else,,, hell something intelligent to say that might amuse us.are you from Michigan? yay /neigh?
- LuMPyPussy - 08-09-2009
I'm no expert but that could've been filmed anywhere... that horse looks healthy and well cared for, so I'm guessing it's not neglected.
- The Antagonist - 08-09-2009
Yeah, he does look fat and healthy but he's standing in shit up to his ankles. That breeds hoof disease. Nevermind that he never gets to lie down living in a straight stall.
I see no food or water in the stall either. Horses should have hay at all times and water.
He's a beautiful dapple gray horse, too bad he's kept in such a filthy stall.
- Saddragon - 08-10-2009
Brother, go fuck yourself I don't care if you know where I live or don't live, I wouldn't nay for you if you bent over and dry fisted yourself to entertain me.. matter of fact it would take a tractor to dry fist you. So fisting wouldn't entertain me in the first place.. piss off.
- sally - 08-10-2009
BROTHER Wrote:What the fuck is wrong with you, seriously?Can you just type out acouple ofsentences explaining why you behave like Rain Man?Saddragon Wrote:Brother, find something else,,, hell something intelligent to say that might amuse us.are you from Michigan? yay /neigh?
- BROTHER - 08-10-2009
I'm an exelent driver.
Wapner at seven.:
:- BROTHER - 08-10-2009
Saddragon Wrote:Brother, go fuck yourself I don't care if you know where I live or don't live, I wouldn't nay for you if you bent over and dry fisted yourself to entertain me.. matter of fact it would take a tractor to dry fist you. So fisting wouldn't entertain me in the first place.. piss off.::aww::simma down.
- LKTraz - 08-11-2009
Are we to infer that TWO sets of lips accommodates pissing and moaning simultaneously?
Just sayin'.