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Hi..... - MatthewKuchar - 12-01-2009
I am new here
RE: Hi..... - Duchess - 12-01-2009
Well...Well...Well...Look at what we've got here.
RE: Hi..... - Luke Warmwater - 12-01-2009
is a matt catcher anything like a dick catcher?
RE: Hi..... - Lady Cop - 12-01-2009
(12-01-2009, 05:42 AM)MatthewKuchar Wrote: I am new herethat is painfully obvious from your informative introduction. a little more detail please? and stay out of other peoples' intro threads.
RE: Hi..... - ramseycat - 12-01-2009
You didn't use your real name did you?
RE: Hi..... - Duchess - 12-01-2009
Hahahaha...You dufus...Of course he didn't...I hope that was your idea of sarcasm, Ramsey...
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RE: Hi..... - ramseycat - 12-01-2009
Um Hello??? Yes Duchess, that was sarcasm. Do you need some more coffee?
RE: Hi..... - Duchess - 12-01-2009
I don't need coffee, I need some fuckin' painkiller...Give it up, bitch.
RE: Hi..... - ramseycat - 12-01-2009
Sorry, I am not sharing my pain killers. You will have to suffer.
RE: Hi..... - IMaDick - 12-01-2009
(12-01-2009, 05:42 AM)MatthewKuchar Wrote: I am new here
another fucking moron , We fucking know you're new here dumb ass.
what we want to know is do you belong here ?
RE: Hi..... - Middle Finger - 12-01-2009
Hi Matthew, it's great to have you. Unfortunately there is a 99% chance you're a dope.
RE: Hi..... - The Antagonist - 12-01-2009
I wake up and shake the morning off and come to see this shit.
Matthew is a 14 year old who snuck onto mommy's computer while she was sleeping and will be back after school to finish his intro and initiation.
RE: Hi..... - Middle Finger - 12-01-2009
(12-01-2009, 10:51 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: I wake up and shake the morning off and come to see this shit
::lol::
RE: Hi..... - Duchess - 12-01-2009
Why can't we attract people like most of us that are here now ?...Why ?...Why ?...Why ?
RE: Hi..... - Middle Finger - 12-01-2009
Because you are I are more special and rare than any of these assholes are willing to admit.
RE: Hi..... - Cynical Ninja - 12-01-2009
(12-01-2009, 01:06 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Why can't we attract people like most of us that are here now ?...Why ?...Why ?...Why ?
We have high standards.
Like me for example, come on admit it, I rock!
:;wave::
RE: Hi..... - Duchess - 12-01-2009
(12-01-2009, 01:09 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Because you are I are more special and rare than any of these assholes are willing to admit.
Aww, my sweet muffin...I LOVE that !
RE: Hi..... - Duchess - 12-01-2009
(12-01-2009, 01:16 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Like me for example, come on admit it, I rock!
Okay..Okay...I'll admit it, you rock...Like a boulder in a landslide...::giggle::
RE: Hi..... - SyberBitch - 12-01-2009
(12-01-2009, 05:42 AM)MatthewKuchar Wrote: I am new here
No shit!! What a brilliant statement. We never would have noticed you were 'new' if you hadn't pointed it out for us, what with your lack of anything you're supposed to have in this forum, including the ability to communicate effectively.
Fuck of and come back when you've managed to tweeze your balls from between your ass cheeks.
RE: Hi..... - SyberBitch - 12-01-2009
(12-01-2009, 08:30 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: Hi Matthew, it's great to have you. Unfortunately there is a 99% chance you're a dope.
Correction: 99.99%
(it's a very bad sign when a newbie intro thread is basically taken over by members talking to each other)