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save me Baby jesus... - Luke Warmwater - 12-12-2009

I thinks I see the light...

six fucking days with the creep and crud and I think I see light at the end of the tunnel. Not the flu but some bronchial shit that starts out as a tickle in the back of the throat and then massive aches/pains through the body joints along with chills. Low temp the entire time..101.2, but felt totally like shit. Two, three days of that, then add a dry hacking cough which turns into a bronchitis and finally burns itself out on the sixth day.

I self medicated because I wasn't about to go to the doctor and pay $150 for him to tell me what I already knew...besides, there are sick fucks all over the place. The worst part of the deal was this fell at the same time we were under an "arctic blast" with negative temps for most of the week. The house was cold, shit had to be done outside (firewood, koi pond pump prtection, etc)...and no one but me to do it...

It's been a miserable fucking week...but I can breath again and the ice is melting... I know it doesn't matter, but you bitches have been informed anyway...::bigsmile::


RE: save me Baby jesus... - LuMPyPussy - 12-12-2009

Believe it or not, I was wondering where the hell you were because I missed your posts. Glad you're feeling better, I had something similar a couple months ago before the weather got really cold and I still felt pretty shitty.


RE: save me Baby jesus... - Luke Warmwater - 12-12-2009

I'm not going to run right outside like everything's normal...my lungs are still congested but at least the pain is gone. I've been coughing so hard that my entire ribcage is sore like having broken ribs. Not the first time I've had this shit, and probably not the last either. Thankfully it only occurs about every ten or fifteen years.

I have resumed the needed balance to 24. When will those guys ever realize that I am only dishing out a mirror image of their proclamations? If they only see idiocy in my posts then they have to understand that this is exactly how we see their posts...it's become rubberdooms playground...with fucksie, mudflap, sloba all taking the bait....fucktards anyway...

thanks for the concern btw...heh


RE: save me Baby jesus... - twisteroo - 12-12-2009

Sneeze into your elbow.

Hey, it cures the swine flu, it should work for you too.


RE: save me Baby jesus... - FAHQTOO - 12-12-2009

(12-12-2009, 03:59 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: I'm not going to run right outside like everything's normal...my lungs are still congested but at least the pain is gone. I've been coughing so hard that my entire ribcage is sore like having broken ribs. Not the first time I've had this shit, and probably not the last either. Thankfully it only occurs about every ten or fifteen years.

I have resumed the needed balance to 24. When will those guys ever realize that I am only dishing out a mirror image of their proclamations? If they only see idiocy in my posts then they have to understand that this is exactly how we see their posts...it's become rubberdooms playground...with fucksie, mudflap, sloba all taking the bait....fucktards anyway...

thanks for the concern btw...heh


I'll bet you have some fractured ribs from coughing so hard. I have fractured my ribs before from this. I never thought it was possible until the doc took ex-rays. Hurts like hell..............glad your feeling better.


RE: save me Baby jesus... - Luke Warmwater - 12-12-2009

(12-12-2009, 05:31 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(12-12-2009, 03:59 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: I'm not going to run right outside like everything's normal...my lungs are still congested but at least the pain is gone. I've been coughing so hard that my entire ribcage is sore like having broken ribs. Not the first time I've had this shit, and probably not the last either. Thankfully it only occurs about every ten or fifteen years.

I have resumed the needed balance to 24. When will those guys ever realize that I am only dishing out a mirror image of their proclamations? If they only see idiocy in my posts then they have to understand that this is exactly how we see their posts...it's become rubberdooms playground...with fucksie, mudflap, sloba all taking the bait....fucktards anyway...

thanks for the concern btw...heh


I'll bet you have some fractured ribs from coughing so hard. I have fractured my ribs before from this. I never thought it was possible until the doc took ex-rays. Hurts like hell..............glad your feeling better.

Danke! ::bigsmile::


RE: save me Baby jesus... - sally - 12-12-2009

I'm just getting over the same shit, the only difference is that I'm not a whiny sissy mary bitch like you.


RE: save me Baby jesus... - Luke Warmwater - 12-12-2009

yeah, it sucks not being perfect like you.....21


RE: save me Baby jesus... - sally - 12-12-2009

(12-12-2009, 08:53 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: yeah, it sucks not being perfect like you.....21

It has nothing to do with being perfect, women in general are usually stronger when it comes to pain and sickness. Men act like big babies when they get sick.


RE: save me Baby jesus... - Maggot - 12-12-2009

I'm feeling a bit quesy with all this "sick" talk.::vomit::


RE: save me Baby jesus... - Luke Warmwater - 12-12-2009

(12-12-2009, 08:58 PM)sally Wrote:
(12-12-2009, 08:53 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: yeah, it sucks not being perfect like you.....21

It has nothing to do with being perfect, women in general are usually stronger when it comes to pain and sickness. Men act like big babies when they get sick.

Please tell that to my wife... a borderline schizoid on full-bore PMS mode if she even gets a sniffle. The fucking dogs even walk around all cowered up...it ain't fuckin' pretty.


RE: save me Baby jesus... - Middle Finger - 12-14-2009

(12-12-2009, 03:13 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: I thinks I see the light...

six fucking days with the creep and crud and I think I see light at the end of the tunnel. Not the flu but some bronchial shit that starts out as a tickle in the back of the throat and then massive aches/pains through the body joints along with chills. Low temp the entire time..101.2, but felt totally like shit. Two, three days of that, then add a dry hacking cough which turns into a bronchitis and finally burns itself out on the sixth day.

I self medicated because I wasn't about to go to the doctor and pay $150 for him to tell me what I already knew...besides, there are sick fucks all over the place. The worst part of the deal was this fell at the same time we were under an "arctic blast" with negative temps for most of the week. The house was cold, shit had to be done outside (firewood, koi pond pump prtection, etc)...and no one but me to do it...

It's been a miserable fucking week...but I can breath again and the ice is melting... I know it doesn't matter, but you bitches have been informed anyway...::bigsmile::

21


RE: save me Baby jesus... - Luke Warmwater - 12-14-2009

don't worry mf, you'll never get it...you need to be at the same level as the people that are coughing and, well, you know, people aren't going to tke the time to squat down to look you in the eye and then cough in your face.


RE: save me Baby jesus... - Middle Finger - 12-14-2009

(12-14-2009, 01:21 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: don't worry mf, you'll never get it...you need to be at the same level as the people that are coughing and, well, you know, people aren't going to tke the time to squat down to look you in the eye and then cough in your face.

You're never going to get your sympathy hug or chicken soup from me with that tone.


RE: save me Baby jesus... - Luke Warmwater - 12-14-2009

i'm not into jew food...


RE: save me Baby jesus... - Cynical Ninja - 12-14-2009

Chicken soup is Jewish food?.

If it was Matzah ball soup you may have a point but chicken?


RE: save me Baby jesus... - Middle Finger - 12-14-2009

See what I mean? That's what I mean.


RE: save me Baby jesus... - Luke Warmwater - 12-14-2009

I was referring more to the 'server' than to what was being served...oy vey.


RE: save me Baby jesus... - SyberBitch - 12-14-2009

(12-12-2009, 03:13 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: I thinks I see the light...

six fucking days with the creep and crud and I think I see light at the end of the tunnel. Not the flu but some bronchial shit that starts out as a tickle in the back of the throat and then massive aches/pains through the body joints along with chills. Low temp the entire time..101.2, but felt totally like shit. Two, three days of that, then add a dry hacking cough which turns into a bronchitis and finally burns itself out on the sixth day.

I self medicated because I wasn't about to go to the doctor and pay $150 for him to tell me what I already knew...besides, there are sick fucks all over the place. The worst part of the deal was this fell at the same time we were under an "arctic blast" with negative temps for most of the week. The house was cold, shit had to be done outside (firewood, koi pond pump prtection, etc)...and no one but me to do it...

It's been a miserable fucking week...but I can breath again and the ice is melting... I know it doesn't matter, but you bitches have been informed anyway...::bigsmile::

Glad to hear you're feeling better, Luke.

You should have mentioned something while you were really sick, so we could have made fun of you. Smiley_emoticons_wink


RE: save me Baby jesus... - Duchess - 12-15-2009



Is this the sick thread..'cuz I have a sore throat & headache, my eyes feel puffy & I've got a lil' cough**cough...Fuckety fuck fuck...I don't have time for this right now.