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An open letter to Santa - Maggot - 12-13-2009

Dear Santa
This is all I want for Christmas One big assed T.V. I want the biggest baddest most technically complicated mother fuckin one your fat ass can fit in that fucking sleigh of yours. I want you to throw every fucking toy out and put that bad assed tele in your goddamn trunk homey. Thats right bitch. I've shot one of your fucking reindeer fatman, and I'm not a fuckin afraid of taking out another. Dasher is dead get over it and get your red suited hairy face and my T.V. down my carbon spitting love tunnel. Now I know you will not have all your fucking pistons firing on your lame assed shitbox but who the fuck cares you useless bastard offspring of a leacherous ape and guttless sow! To fucking bad, everyone has problems. If your only gonna work one day a year my fucking heart bleeds piss for ya.

Merry Christmas
:;wave::
Maggot


RE: An open letter to Santa - LuMPyPussy - 12-13-2009

(12-13-2009, 03:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: Dear Santa
This is all I want for Christmas One big assed T.V. I want the biggest baddest most technically complicated mother fuckin one your fat ass can fit in that fucking sleigh of yours. I want you to throw every fucking toy out and put that bad assed tele in your goddamn trunk homey. Thats right bitch. I've shot one of your fucking reindeer fatman, and I'm not a fuckin afraid of taking out another. Dasher is dead get over it and get your red suited hairy face and my T.V. down my carbon spitting love tunnel. Now I know you will not have all your fucking pistons firing on your lame assed shitbox but who the fuck cares you useless bastard offspring of a leacherous ape and guttless sow! To fucking bad, everyone has problems. If your only gonna work one day a year my fucking heart bleeds piss for ya.

Merry Christmas
:;wave::
Maggot

I find that strangely arousing.


RE: An open letter to Santa - Middle Finger - 12-13-2009

I hate to vote for that post. The lack of mental health impressed me!


RE: An open letter to Santa - twisteroo - 12-13-2009

After Santa reads that letter I might really stand a good chance of getting that hooker I asked for.


RE: An open letter to Santa - SyberBitch - 12-14-2009

I've apparently been on the 'naughty list' for a very long time. 21


RE: An open letter to Santa - Duchess - 12-14-2009


Ima hoping Santa brings me this ~

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RE: An open letter to Santa - Middle Finger - 12-14-2009

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RE: An open letter to Santa - Duchess - 12-14-2009



What are you waiting for and/or irate about...I don't get it.... Oh hell...never mind...Jesus Christ



RE: An open letter to Santa - Cynical Ninja - 12-14-2009

(12-14-2009, 01:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:

What are you waiting for and/or irate about...I don't get it.... Oh hell...never mind...Jesus Christ

Your image in that post is showing up as photobucket "account inactive" sweetcheeks.


RE: An open letter to Santa - Duchess - 12-14-2009



Yeah, I saw that after I asked what he was waiting for...I swiped a photo of a baby beagle to use here but, obviously it didn't work the way I wanted it to.



RE: An open letter to Santa - Maggot - 12-14-2009

Yeah "Cherrilove rosys" account is inactive.::lol::


RE: An open letter to Santa - twisteroo - 12-14-2009

I love photobucket.