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Its a bum job . - Freak magnet - 12-24-2009
Whiff raff ... pervert
* Bum-sniff deviant
Hunt for Co-op bum-sniff deviant
Published: 21 Dec 2009
COPS are hunting a pervert who smelt a supermarket worker's BUM at least 20 times.
The bespectacled man, who is around 40, repeatedly sneaked up behind a 20-year-old employee on consecutive weekends.
CCTV footage shows the 5ft 9in balding ginger weirdo pretending to pick items off shelves before crouching behind the shelf stacker.
With his face near his victim's bum, he seemed to be taking a sniff - and once got so close his nose touched the man.
The unnamed Co-op worker, of Plymouth, Devon, said: "I thought it was all a bit strange. I was shocked and couldn't believe he was in the aisle for that long."
Cops are asking for witnesses to the October 31 and November 7 attacks.
Det Con Steve White said: "It's a bizarre incident. The shop was full of people. Someone must have seen the man."
RE: Its a bum job . - twisteroo - 12-24-2009
Quote: 5ft 9in balding ginger weirdoBwhahahahahaaa......This guy is fucked up, sniffing another guys ass. If it were a chicks ass he was sniffing I could almost go along with it.
RE: Its a bum job . - SyberBitch - 12-25-2009
When your life is shit, I guess the smell has a certain comforting factor to it.