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Let's all make a New Year's resolution - LuMPyPussy - 12-27-2009
Let's try to be more original and creative in our insults, shall we?
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - Cynical Ninja - 12-27-2009
Frank is always original with me, he uses hamster, hamster ass, hamster up my ass very creatively.
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - Middle Finger - 12-27-2009
Let's try to do less complaining and crying like a drama-stirring victim about forum posts, shall we?
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - Freak magnet - 12-27-2009
Jank up your mothers snatch:B
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - LuMPyPussy - 12-27-2009
(12-27-2009, 02:30 PM)Freak magnet Wrote: Jank up your mothers snatch:B
Perfect example, I've NEVER heard that one before. ::lol::
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - Maggot - 12-27-2009
Why not stick your head up someones ass and call it night? You could make believe you were spelunking. Please start with Julie. Bring a flashlight.
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - Maggot - 12-27-2009
(12-27-2009, 02:36 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:(12-27-2009, 02:30 PM)Freak magnet Wrote: Jank up your mothers snatch:B
Perfect example, I've NEVER heard that one before. ::lol::
WTF does THAT mean? Jank! Thats not even a fucking word I can do that! watch......sumtp im ally guts gon simm sim sallu...or just use any line in a rap song.
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - LuMPyPussy - 12-27-2009
(12-27-2009, 02:52 PM)Maggot Wrote:(12-27-2009, 02:36 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:(12-27-2009, 02:30 PM)Freak magnet Wrote: Jank up your mothers snatch:B
Perfect example, I've NEVER heard that one before. ::lol::
WTF does THAT mean? Jank! Thats not even a fucking word I can do that! watch......sumtp im ally guts gon simm sim sallu
I was gonna say the same thing about your spelunking comment.
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - Cynical Ninja - 12-27-2009
(12-27-2009, 02:00 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Let's try to do less complaining and crying like a drama-stirring victim about forum posts, shall we?
Drama stirring crybaby victim bitch.
Another rarely used creative jewel in little Guido's stunning forum repertoire. Especially effective from someone who sniffs out forum drama like a desperate and retarded bloodhound.
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - LuMPyPussy - 12-27-2009
Please stop quoting Frank, I'm enjoying the quality of Mock a lot more with him on ignore.
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - IMaDick - 12-27-2009
Shit the only way for me to be more creative is to be fucking nice to syber.
MF will always suck farts from dead chickens there is little hope of a change there, but hell be fucking nice to syber? This will be an especially cruel fucking year for me.
unless of course I fail with my resolution.
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - Maggot - 12-27-2009
My resolution is to always check my sump pump before going to bed, that fucking thing filled with silt and shit and now I have an inch of water in my basement, what a fucking mess.
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - Duchess - 12-27-2009
(12-27-2009, 03:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Shit the only way for me to be more creative is to be fucking nice to syber.
Aww..you like her, I can tell...Dick has a thing for Syber...Isn't that special...You do have a heart, you cranky ol' geezer & it's not all black..
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - LuMPyPussy - 12-27-2009
(12-27-2009, 03:35 PM)Maggot Wrote: My resolution is to always check my sump pump before going to bed, that fucking thing filled with silt and shit and now I have an inch of water in my basement, what a fucking mess.
Substitute the words 'sump pump' with 'wife' and we've got something here.
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - Maggot - 12-27-2009
My resolution is to always check my lumpy pussy before going to bed, that fucking thing filled with silt and shit and now I have an inch of water in my basement, what a fucking mess.
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RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - LuMPyPussy - 12-27-2009
Your poor wife.
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - Lady Cop - 12-27-2009
(12-27-2009, 04:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: My resolution is to always check my lumpy pussy before going to bed, that fucking thing filled with silt and shit and now I have an inch of water in my basement, what a fucking mess.
maybe you should resolve to read your godamn email once a week or so, and stop murdering helpless cute little chipmunks and other sweet adorable woodland creatures!
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - Maggot - 12-27-2009
(12-27-2009, 04:19 PM)jackboots Wrote:(12-27-2009, 04:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: My resolution is to always check my lumpy pussy before going to bed, that fucking thing filled with silt and shit and now I have an inch of water in my basement, what a fucking mess.
maybe you should resolve to read your godamn email once a week or so, and stop murdering helpless cute little chipmunks and other sweet adorable woodland creatures!
This computer is so fucked it takes 5 min to even get in to my e-mail. No shit!
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - Duchess - 12-27-2009
(12-27-2009, 04:19 PM)jackboots Wrote: stop murdering helpless cute little chipmunks and other sweet adorable woodland creatures!
*GASP*...He's doing that AGAIN ?!
RE: Let's all make a New Year's resolution - Lady Cop - 12-27-2009
well i emailed you i was getting you a new computer for Christmas, but it's too late now. it expired.
