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The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - LuMPyPussy - 01-23-2010
Rwoar!!!
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - Cynical Ninja - 01-23-2010
Since when was Conan the barbarian a black guy?
What next?, Denzel Washington as Superman?
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - LuMPyPussy - 01-23-2010
He's not black, actually... it's the dreads that probably fooled you. According to wiki: His father was a Native Hawaiian and his mother was of German, Irish, and Native American ancestry
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - Cynical Ninja - 01-23-2010
I stand corrected.
He can't be any worse than Arnie that's for sure.
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - LuMPyPussy - 01-23-2010
An earlier photo. Yummy! He's a big one too, at 6'5". I'm getting all old lady excited about this movie.
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RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - username - 01-23-2010
Yuk. I don't find him attractive at all.
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - username - 01-23-2010
That second photo doesn't even look like the same person. Much better.
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - LuMPyPussy - 01-23-2010
I bet you prefer blonds with invisible eyelashes and brows.
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - username - 01-23-2010
(01-23-2010, 01:45 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I bet you prefer blonds with invisible eyelashes and brows.
Well, I did marry one, lol.
You're right though, the hair makes all the difference. I like my men to look like men--not throwbacks to the neanderthals.
The absolute worst is men that wear ponytails.
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - LuMPyPussy - 01-23-2010
Balding men that wear ponytails!
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - SyberBitch - 01-23-2010
(01-23-2010, 11:57 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Rwoar!!!
:O
oooooh
he doesn't look gay
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - SyberBitch - 01-23-2010
(01-23-2010, 01:36 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: An earlier photo. Yummy! He's a big one too, at 6'5". I'm getting all old lady excited about this movie.
Ew.
Much much better in the barbarian photo.
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - SyberBitch - 01-23-2010
(01-23-2010, 01:48 PM)username Wrote:(01-23-2010, 01:45 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I bet you prefer blonds with invisible eyelashes and brows.
Well, I did marry one, lol.
You're right though, the hair makes all the difference. I like my men to look like men--not throwbacks to the neanderthals.
The absolute worst is men that wear ponytails.
We have nearly opposite tastes in men.
I like men to look a little dangerous while being brilliant and snarky.
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - The Antagonist - 01-23-2010
He is yummy in the first photo - more-so than his untanned body in the second. Unless he is dark like that all the time and when he is in the "right" light he gets 'wash out' and looks very white? That happens to me all the time and why I rarely let photos of me get taken. My skin is much like that golden tan color like his in the first pic and it will fade a little in the winter months.
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - username - 01-23-2010
(01-23-2010, 02:59 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: We have nearly opposite tastes in men.
I'm willing to overlook this slight flaw in your and Ant's character.
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - The Antagonist - 01-23-2010
Bitch.
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - D - 01-23-2010
That isn't a Barbarian photo... thats fucking Ronin from Stargate Atlantis. Sorry Syber
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - LuMPyPussy - 01-23-2010
Fucking Ronin sounds very desirable.
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - SyberBitch - 01-23-2010
(01-23-2010, 06:01 PM)D Wrote: That isn't a Barbarian photo... thats fucking Ronin from Stargate Atlantis. Sorry Syber
Sorry? I don't give a fuck who it is. He's hot in that picture.
RE: The face of the new Conan the Barbarian - D - 01-25-2010
(01-23-2010, 07:19 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:(01-23-2010, 06:01 PM)D Wrote: That isn't a Barbarian photo... thats fucking Ronin from Stargate Atlantis. Sorry Syber
Sorry? I don't give a fuck who it is. He's hot in that picture.
Bearing in mind that I'm a 100% hetero male... I have to agree. I wish I looked like him
And was badass like his character is.If they really do tap him for new Conan movies it would kick ass.