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Urinals - Greeneyesofblue - 02-24-2010

Calif. EPA Flushes Urinal Experiment
Foul Odors, Wet Floors Cited

SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- A state agency in charge of environmental regulation has flushed its six-year experiment with waterless urinals.

According to California Environmental Protection Agency spokeswoman Lindsay VanLaningham, the agency has removed all 56 waterless urinals at its 25-story headquarters in downtown Sacramento.

The building was touted by the state as the greenest high-rise in the nation when it opened in 2001.

But VanLaningham said CalEPA has received hundreds of complaints over the years about foul odors and wet floors. Maintenance costs also grew high.

The urinals were estimated to save 1 million gallons of water a year.
They have been replaced with new urinals that use just a half gallon of water per flush.


RE: Urinals - username - 02-24-2010

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If its brown, flush it down.


Guess it didn't work. Ergo, California must cut billions of dollars in education to make up for the failed toilet experiment.


RE: Urinals - twisteroo - 02-24-2010

Why were the floors wet? Don't they own a fucking mop? Can't people in Cali hold thier dicks and aim?


RE: Urinals - Maggot - 02-24-2010

All week long I have been pissing in the urinal and that damn gum has been in there. I finally asked for it to be removed and 12 hr later it was freakin gone!




So I spit another one in. Smiley_emoticons_razz..........I never realized what an asshole I was until I turned and looked in the mirror! ::wave::

Urinals.............


RE: Urinals - OnBendedKnee - 02-24-2010

Piss in the sinks.
Soooooooo much more convenient.


RE: Urinals - Maggot - 02-24-2010

(02-24-2010, 10:59 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Piss in the sinks.
Soooooooo much more convenient.

I save my real classy behavior for stadium sporting events. Or county fairs whatever comes first.


RE: Urinals - OnBendedKnee - 02-24-2010

(02-24-2010, 11:05 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(02-24-2010, 10:59 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Piss in the sinks.
Soooooooo much more convenient.

I save my real classy behavior for stadium sporting events. Or county fairs whatever comes first.

Women's porta potties are so much cleaner.
Highly recommended.


RE: Urinals - twisteroo - 02-25-2010

If given the choice I'd usually rather piss on the ground than us a public rest room.


RE: Urinals - OnBendedKnee - 02-25-2010

(02-25-2010, 05:57 AM)twisteroo Wrote: If given the choice I'd usually rather piss on the ground than us a public rest room.

When, pray tell, are you ever provided that choice in a polite society?


RE: Urinals - twisteroo - 02-25-2010

(02-25-2010, 09:06 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(02-25-2010, 05:57 AM)twisteroo Wrote: If given the choice I'd usually rather piss on the ground than us a public rest room.

When, pray tell, are you ever provided that choice in a polite society?
I'm an old geezer with an enlarged prostate that puts a few thousand miles on a bike every summer, I can piss pretty much anywhere.

Oh, you said polite.Smiley_emoticons_slash


RE: Urinals - Middle Finger - 02-25-2010

How DARE she leave after posting a vital thread such as this!