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do you men need SPANX? - Lady Cop - 02-24-2010
::bantits:: the arrival of Spanx for Men is imminent...
The line features tanks and tees designed to compress beer guts and chubby chests, and items range from $55 for a tank to $58 for a tee. “The men in my life (and in Hollywood) have been asking me to make Spanx for men for years," says the brand's founder Sara Blakely in a release.
The breast-binding tops arrive at Neiman Marcus on March 15, or you can pre-order now. For more info, visit spanx.com. and search "FRANK'S SPANX".
here Jack Nicholson shows off a paunchy physique
. The Hollywood legend still gets the ladies, but he could use some Spanx in his life.RE: do you men need SPANX? - Duchess - 02-24-2010
I would fall on the floor laughing if I ever came across a dude wearing spanx...
RE: do you men need SPANX? - username - 02-24-2010
(02-24-2010, 08:21 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I would fall on the floor laughing if I ever came across a dude wearing spanx...
If you ever do, stand back. I haven't used them but I would think removing them would be akin to opening a can of Pillsbury biscuits.
RE: do you men need SPANX? - Lady Cop - 02-24-2010
well you may scoff, but horatio dingleshimer here recommends them highly. hmmph.
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RE: do you men need SPANX? - Greeneyesofblue - 02-24-2010
That's just disgusting. He'd likely be an attractive man without all that extra blubber.
RE: do you men need SPANX? - Mill you Bitch - 02-24-2010
Damn...didn't he just drown a trainer at Seaworld?
RE: do you men need SPANX? - twisteroo - 02-24-2010
Fuck that. Has anyone ever worn one of those elastic back braces that were so popular a few years back? If I wore it tight enough to do anything for me I felt like I had to take a dump all day.
Like a need a t-shirt to do that too.
You women go ahead and stuff everything in a girdle or whatever the hell you do now a days, I'll just let my fat old gut hang free and be comfortable.
RE: do you men need SPANX? - crash - 02-24-2010
Sheesh... with the goofy haircut and the square glasses, he looks like he could be the love child of Frank and Rosie O'Donnell
RE: do you men need SPANX? - Lady Cop - 02-24-2010
i never stuffed my butt in a girdle, but a damn bullet-proof vest squashes the hell out of your breasts! they finally started making the miserable things to accomodate the female figure.
RE: do you men need SPANX? - Maggot - 02-24-2010
I never knew they made them that big!
RE: do you men need SPANX? - Mill you Bitch - 02-24-2010
(02-24-2010, 09:54 PM)jackboots Wrote: i never stuffed my butt in a girdle, but a damn bullet-proof vest squashes the hell out of your breasts!
Yeah...Frank fusses about the damn same thing.
RE: do you men need SPANX? - username - 02-24-2010
(02-24-2010, 09:54 PM)jackboots Wrote: i never stuffed my butt in a girdle, but a damn bullet-proof vest squashes the hell out of your breasts! they finally started making the miserable things to accomodate the female figure.
And then User discovered that under the influence of alcohol the whole "in uniform" turn-on became gender indifferent.
RE: do you men need SPANX? - Lady Cop - 02-24-2010
as you can see in this photo of me, thay make you look FAT and squish your natural womanliness and sweet delicate femininity!
RE: do you men need SPANX? - twisteroo - 02-25-2010
(02-24-2010, 09:54 PM)jackboots Wrote: i never stuffed my butt in a girdle, but a damn bullet-proof vest squashes the hell out of your breasts! they finally started making the miserable things to accomodate the female figure.I have a visual of a Fredricks of Hollywood vest where the boobies are free. We all aim for the boobies in one way or another anyway.
RE: do you men need SPANX? - Middle Finger - 02-25-2010
(02-24-2010, 09:51 PM)crash Wrote: Sheesh... with the goofy haircut and the square glasses, he looks like he could be the love child of Frank and Rosie O'Donnell
I see you are obsessively mentioning and loving me again. Thanks.
RE: do you men need SPANX? - Cynical Ninja - 02-25-2010
(02-24-2010, 08:37 PM)jackboots Wrote: well you may scoff, but horatio dingleshimer here recommends them highly. hmmph.
I cannot understand how you can allow yourself to get that fat, at what point do you say to yourself "I really need to lose weight"?
I mean if I was to hit 200lbs I would be thinking to myself "fuck man you need to get back into shape dude".
RE: do you men need SPANX? - Lady Cop - 02-25-2010
here's a bullet-proof vest i can love.
