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Satan - -Satan- - 08-03-2010
I suppose I should warn everyone Satan is here. I am a smartass in every sense of the word and nobody rides the fence, either you hate me or you like me, there is no in between. If you like me we will get along great. If you don't, fuck off. Thanks for the invite Duchess.
RE: Satan - God - 08-03-2010
The only thing that is in-between is your brain in your ass...
Yep, looks like we got a solid start there! ::biglol::
RE: Satan - QueenBee - 08-03-2010
Oh my fucking god..I I knew this had to be next. :smokin:
RE: Satan - Duchess - 08-03-2010
(08-03-2010, 11:02 AM)-Satan- Wrote: Thanks for the invite Duchess.
It was my extreme pleasure...I know you will be a great addition to Mock...You have all the qualities that we look for in a Mocker.
Have fun!
RE: Satan - -Satan- - 08-03-2010
Surely God can do better than that.
RE: Satan - QueenBee - 08-03-2010
![[Image: christianity.jpg]](http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv279/baynebad/christianity.jpg)
RE: Satan - God - 08-03-2010
My priorities are right:
I don't have a fat arse and I don't drive a Cube!
RE: Satan - QueenBee - 08-03-2010
Aww..you are just jealous because I have a Cube and you just drive a piece of shit.
RE: Satan - God - 08-03-2010
I am fucking Omnipresent!
So just how fat is your arse?
RE: Satan - QueenBee - 08-03-2010
You know, god, you seem to hav an unnatural obsession with my ass. WTF is up with that? Are you strangly attracted to fat bottom girls who drive a cube?
RE: Satan - God - 08-03-2010
No, just fat-bottomed girls!
My wife has the best ever!
RE: Satan - Middle Finger - 08-03-2010
(08-03-2010, 11:02 AM)-Satan- Wrote: I suppose I should warn everyone Satan is here. I am a smartass in every sense of the word and nobody rides the fence, either you hate me or you like me, there is no in between. If you like me we will get along great. If you don't, fuck off. Thanks for the invite Duchess.
I'm glad you're here because I enjoy being efficient in my quest to bury the Bible and other assorted bullshit. I can now kick both God ass and Satan ass on the same site.
RE: Satan - God - 08-03-2010
Even Satan would only need half-a-turd to switch off a fuckwit like you,
so I'll leave him to it, for a bit of practice before he thinks he can spar with me
after all, you can only bitch-slap untrained Andrex puppies for so long, can't you?
RE: Satan - QueenBee - 08-03-2010
![[Image: Give-a-damn.gif]](http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j47/cadprotexas/Give-a-damn.gif)
RE: Satan - -Satan- - 08-03-2010
If I read correctly you are the retarded pedophile in the bunch. Is that correct?
RE: Satan - God - 08-03-2010
ooh, that fucking hurt! lol!
RE: Satan - Lady Cop - 08-03-2010
hi.
i liked your movie.
:tv_horror:
RE: Satan - IMaDick - 08-03-2010
(08-03-2010, 02:10 PM)-Satan- Wrote: If I read correctly you are the retarded pedophile in the bunch. Is that correct?
Learn how to quote shit for brains.
by the way , how's Sadaam? is he still poking you in the ass?
RE: Satan - -Satan- - 08-04-2010
(08-03-2010, 06:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(08-03-2010, 02:10 PM)-Satan- Wrote: If I read correctly you are the retarded pedophile in the bunch. Is that correct?
Learn how to quote shit for brains.
by the way , how's Sadaam? is he still poking you in the ass?
You are what you eat Mr. Imadick.
Yeah, silly me I thought the reply button would reply.
Do you find yourself curious about my ass? Are you the homosexual in the group or do you just type like one?
RE: Satan - -Satan- - 08-04-2010
(08-03-2010, 04:11 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: hi.
i liked your movie.
Thank you, it started out that I would just do a cameo, but when a star is born what can you do?