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My e-mail to Ringo - Maggot - 08-16-2010
Ringo
I have been wondering when the last time you visited the shire and when you may be in the area to play "It don't come easy" some night by the fire under the starlight. We could throw pine cones apon the roof of the half deaf but will not admit it WWII vet across the way that has to use one of those big "ear horns" that you see on cereal boxes on Saturday to hear anything but yells loud, because he cannot hear himself talk. Wheeeeu!
It would be great fun and the next day I could tell him he might possibly have s-q-u-i-r-e-l-s in his attic! :wheelchair:
Waiting with anticipation
Your Pal
Maggot
RE: My e-mail to Ringo - Lady Cop - 08-16-2010
and you're not worried they are going to come and take you away in a nice white van?
RE: My e-mail to Ringo - Maggot - 08-16-2010
(08-16-2010, 07:37 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: and you're not worried they are going to come and take you away in a nice white van?
I thought that was the new neighbors.
..........parking in front of the fire hydrant should have alerted me.
RE: My e-mail to Ringo - QueenBee - 08-16-2010
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RE: My e-mail to Ringo - Maggot - 08-16-2010
I loves me some Ringo...........and I aint gay I just wants a Teddy bear.:B
RE: My e-mail to Ringo - Duchess - 08-16-2010
Who is Ringo ?
Kiddin'...Just kiddin'.
RE: My e-mail to Ringo - God - 08-17-2010
Seriously? You sent an email to Ringo?
After he said he wasn't doing fan-contact anymore - "Peace, man, Peace"...remember?
Or did I miss something?
RE: My e-mail to Ringo - Maggot - 08-17-2010
(08-17-2010, 12:54 AM)God Wrote: Seriously? You sent an email to Ringo?
After he said he wasn't doing fan-contact anymore - "Peace, man, Peace"...remember?
Or did I miss something?
Ringo has more influence than God today and it will only get worse. When we as humans begin to believe that we are bigger than Ringo then that is when society will break down and all hell will break loose. Ringo knows this and has stopped doing fan contact. He may have realized that "Hey! If God can do it why caint I" hee-hee. That is why the tune "It don't come easy" is a song for modern man. I cannot see why this concept is so difficult. Even for God. Ringo knows this though, and may not reply, except in code through "spam" mail. Chuck Norris is to Ringo as God is to Fluffernutter sandwiches. Sad but true. (Notice the marriage of r & n to misspell FLUFFERNUTTER.)
At any rate you can still e-mail the guy at [email protected] but he got fat and does not even look like himself .........he looks like he has a very dark tan and is living in Nigeria in his villa.
RE: My e-mail to Ringo - sally - 08-17-2010
I always thought Ringo was the least attractive monkey.
RE: My e-mail to Ringo - God - 08-18-2010
I'll ask Ringo to admin this site!