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Monkey detector alarm - Maggot - 09-06-2010
I found a use for those greeting cards that make noise. I have this "Happy birthday big boy" card that sounds like a monkey screaming bloody murder when you open it. I took the card and taped it with a tack and string so when a door is opened fully it screams like a rabid monkey.
It lets me know when monkeys are approaching and doubles as a cat deflector. I may install them on all my windows and get a discount off my insurance.
P.S. The reply box is smothering a bunch of gerbil giggling smilies.
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RE: Monkey detector alarm - Lady Cop - 09-06-2010
RE: Monkey detector alarm - Maggot - 09-06-2010
Exactly!