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I want to be a member of MockingBirds - Delmendo - 09-15-2010
My Qualifications:
1. I never smoke crack in front of my children
2. If I got busted for drugs I would "Sing like a Canary."
3. I don't believe in paying child support.
4. I was fired from my last job because of "Artistic Differences"
with the boss. Oh, and I also hurt my back at work and nobody
can prove that I didn't!
5. I use Fugly Cream daily.
6. I take a bath and change my clothes weekly.
7. I spend my whole Disability Check in one night at the bar and
then I cry to anybody who will listen about how broke I am.
8. I got my PC at "Rent-a-Center".
9. I already told my kids that they won't be going to Harvard.
10. I will be your true friend until 30 seconds after you loan me
money.
11. The first thing I fix is the blame.
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - Lady Cop - 09-15-2010
but did you read this book?
![[Image: tokillamockingbird.jpg]](http://www.forrecovery.org/Portals/5/tokillamockingbird.jpg)
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - Maggot - 09-15-2010
Is that a hunting book? Delmental? Ever been a pinata? Lived in misery? Hitchhiked? Delmental? Stolen gum from a pocketbook left in a waiting room? Tried?
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - Delmendo - 09-15-2010
You should also know that I have BPD and ADHD so my mental problens are not my fault...society is to blame.
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - Maggot - 09-15-2010
Sorry buddy.......pal....gal? I have ASBU and your mumbling.
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - Delmendo - 09-15-2010
Noooooo, I don't want to kill anybody. And I regret to tell you that my attention span is only about 6 minutes and that book looks like it might have big words.
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - Maggot - 09-15-2010
Thats OK ya fucking nitwit ............everyone stumbles on timeless.
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - IMaDick - 09-16-2010
If this motherfucker gets in there is no hope for mock.
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - Duchess - 09-16-2010
You're in Delmendo. Welcome to Mock.
The law of averages says every group of people has at least one asshole. Dick is Mock's.
The law of averages says every group of people have at least one bitch. Dick is Mock's.
The law of averages says every group of people has at least one crybaby. Dick is Mock's.
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - IMaDick - 09-16-2010
Not for long, I will post a TK's if I want to post in a soup chicken forum.
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - Duchess - 09-16-2010
Ta Ta
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - Lady Cop - 09-16-2010
i don't believe you're allowed to be a whiney cunt at TK's. but you are at MOCK.
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - pyropappy - 09-16-2010
(09-16-2010, 06:07 AM)Duchess Wrote:
You're in Delmendo. Welcome to Mock.
The law of averages says every group of people has at least one asshole. Dick is Mock's.
The law of averages says every group of people have at least one bitch. Dick is Mock's.
The law of averages says every group of people has at least one crybaby. Dick is Mock's.
You forgotto mention I am the neighborhood pervert.
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - IMaDick - 09-16-2010
(09-16-2010, 11:20 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: i don't believe you're allowed to be a whiney cunt at TK's. but you are at MOCK.
LC, There is nothing new here to see, it's you and duchess practicing your gestapo admin/ moderator shit and me trying to keep this forum from becoming just like every other fucking soup chicken forum on the Internet.
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - Lady Cop - 09-16-2010
(09-16-2010, 06:44 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(09-16-2010, 11:20 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: i don't believe you're allowed to be a whiney cunt at TK's. but you are at MOCK.
LC, There is nothing new here to see, it's you and duchess practicing your gestapo admin/ moderator shit and me trying to keep this forum from becoming just like every other fucking soup chicken forum on the Internet.
gestapo?? hahahaha WE allow almost ANYTHING here!
goose-stepping into Mock's hearts and minds~~~
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - Duchess - 09-16-2010
(09-16-2010, 06:44 PM)IMaDick Wrote: it's you and duchess practicing your gestapo admin/ moderator shit
Yeah? Point it out. Back up your claim, Dick. Elaborate on our gestapo tactics.
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - IMaDick - 09-16-2010
Read the fucking thread!
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - Lady Cop - 09-16-2010
well why don't you take the bull(shit) by the horns and post some non-soupy-chickeny threads? what's preventing you? show us the light and the error of our ways. demonstrate your desire Dicky.
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - IMaDick - 09-16-2010
I never start any shit LC you know that.
RE: I want to be a member of MockingBirds - Lady Cop - 09-16-2010
(09-16-2010, 08:29 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I never start any shit LC you know that.
nope...you just stir it. :stir_shit:
