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HEAVEN ~ - Duchess - 09-24-2010
Do you think that those of us who believe in God are being ridiculous in believing in heaven much in the same way that we think those who believe they will be greeted by twenty virgins & live in Eden are being ridiculous?
RE: HEAVEN ~ - Lady Cop - 09-24-2010
i don't think that anything that helps people get through life and encourages goodness or kindness is ridiculous. it's harmless.
the business about virgins waiting for homicide bombers is NOT harmless. fuck those camel fuckers.
RE: HEAVEN ~ - Duchess - 09-24-2010
I think about death too much in recent months. About five nights a week, right at the moment I'm about to drop off to sleep, my brain screams, "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE ONE DAY!". My eyes snap open & I'm wide awake.
RE: HEAVEN ~ - Lady Cop - 09-24-2010
after having had 2
attacks i think about it too. so i keep my 'affairs in order' and try to believe that i will get to see my loved ones who have passed away. unless i go straight to hell. the debil probably wants me. 
RE: HEAVEN ~ - Carsman - 09-24-2010
Well St. Peter is giving a walking /talking tour up in heaven to the souls of jews, protestants, hindeus, lutherans, muslims, & the like, when all of a sudden they are passing a set of magnificent pearly gates. And then he says, everyone quite, and tip toe past these gates. Of course some voice in the group says why?
St. Peters then says, oh thats where the bunch of catholics are, THEY THINK THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES UP HERE!
RE: HEAVEN ~ - Lady Cop - 09-24-2010
a klansman gets to the gates~~
RE: HEAVEN ~ - Luke Warmwater - 09-25-2010
you ain't gonna see shit...it's all a fairy tale in hopes of keeping you in line. Trust me, I've been there...like a light switch, it's instant, non-thinking blackness.
RE: HEAVEN ~ - IMaDick - 09-25-2010
If there was a way to change any of it then some thought might be in order, since there is not a fucking thing you can do to change any of it thinking about it ,worrying about it, fear of it , is just plain fucking stupid.
no matter what lays past death, something, nothing, virgins,or just fucking worms, it will be what it is and any form of control anyone thinks they have in any of it is nothing more than vanity.
RE: HEAVEN ~ - Duchess - 09-25-2010
(09-25-2010, 07:25 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If there was a way to change any of it then some thought might be in order, since there is not a fucking thing you can do to change any of it thinking about it ,worrying about it, fear of it , is just plain fucking stupid.
I could be a real cunt about that comment right about now but, I'm choosing not to because...
RE: HEAVEN ~ - IMaDick - 09-25-2010
(09-25-2010, 08:40 AM)Duchess Wrote:(09-25-2010, 07:25 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If there was a way to change any of it then some thought might be in order, since there is not a fucking thing you can do to change any of it thinking about it ,worrying about it, fear of it , is just plain fucking stupid.
I could be a real cunt
Yes, you could be a real cunt but wouldn't that in reality be the real reality of the present condition which you find yourself in or is that just an expression of an introverted imagination?
RE: HEAVEN ~ - Duchess - 09-25-2010
RE: HEAVEN ~ - username - 10-01-2010
(09-24-2010, 03:41 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Do you think that those of us who believe in God are being ridiculous in believing in heaven much in the same way that we think those who believe they will be greeted by twenty virgins & live in Eden are being ridiculous?
I think faith is faith. And you can believe in whatever the hell you want but unless it's proven, it's just faith. Both seem ridiculous but not impossible since nobody really knows what the fuck happens after you die. I'm still waiting but no dead people have contacted me to let me know if/what lies on the other side.
Fuck you all for not sending me a personal invite back to the forum.
And I thought we were friends. 
RE: HEAVEN ~ - Lady Cop - 10-01-2010
post # 20.
http://mockforums.net/t-hello-all-you-lurkers-and-newbies-who-don-t-post?page=2
RE: HEAVEN ~ - username - 10-02-2010
(10-01-2010, 11:54 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: post # 20.
http://mockforums.net/t-hello-all-you-lurkers-and-newbies-who-don-t-post?page=2
Yeah, ok, whatever. Details aside, you guys missed me, right? :B
RE: HEAVEN ~ - IMaDick - 10-02-2010
I never miss. Stop fucking around and do something out of the ordinary.