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That damn couch! - Maggot - 10-02-2010

Will ........ not &*5%@XX fit .. down ,,,,,, the fucking stairs!!!!

I have to bring it around the house, over the bushes and through the bulkhead...........I hate this couch the godamn thing does'nt even have any money in it.



I need some honest therapy. But matches and some gas will work.


RE: That damn couch! - pyropappy - 10-02-2010

You need one of these.....

[Image: 7306305711.jpg]

then......

[Image: Cut%20Couch%20by%20Roy%20Mackey%205x6.jpg]

bet it will fit then.Smiley_emoticons_fies




RE: That damn couch! - Lady Cop - 10-02-2010

here's a couch for you>>>




hah



RE: That damn couch! - Middle Finger - 10-03-2010

I hate this fucking couch thread ...


RE: That damn couch! - username - 10-04-2010

(10-02-2010, 02:38 PM)Maggot Wrote: I have to bring it around the house, over the bushes and through the bulkhead

Bulkhead?? WTF is a bulkhead doing at your house?


Oh, never mind...

"Bulkhead door, an angled door covering the exterior stairwell of a basement".

We don't have bulkhead doors in California. Hell, we don't have basements in California.


RE: That damn couch! - Maggot - 10-04-2010

(10-04-2010, 06:47 PM)username Wrote:
(10-02-2010, 02:38 PM)Maggot Wrote: I have to bring it around the house, over the bushes and through the bulkhead

Bulkhead?? WTF is a bulkhead doing at your house?


Oh, never mind...

"Bulkhead door, an angled door covering the exterior stairwell of a basement".

We don't have bulkhead doors in California. Hell, we don't have basements in California.

Well if you did you would probably get taxed for having a second residence.


RE: That damn couch! - Maggot - 10-04-2010

(10-03-2010, 08:16 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: I hate this fucking couch thread ...

I'm so sorry, but it's proof that size DOES matter. Since I started this thread I stopped shaving and have had 3 offers to sit on my lap. It's never easy.


RE: That damn couch! - Maggot - 10-04-2010

(10-02-2010, 02:57 PM)pyropappy Wrote: You need one of these.....

[Image: 7306305711.jpg]

then......

[Image: Cut%20Couch%20by%20Roy%20Mackey%205x6.jpg]

bet it will fit then.Smiley_emoticons_fies

I agree and did that to the previous couch. The old bitch is now woodstove material. hah