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New Here - lawnranger - 10-19-2010
LawnRanger here! As the handle may suggest I am a landscape architect and contractor by trade in the Hickory area. I was enticed to visit this site by a post in the Hickory Daily Record (laugh) online edition by Lady Cop about the Zahra Baker tragedy. I hope to contribute in a positive manner here and look forward to interacting with you all!
RE: New Here - Cracker - 10-19-2010
Hahahahaha. Damn. Aren't you a little ray of sunshine.
(I am sick at heart about that little girl.)
RE: New Here - Duchess - 10-19-2010
Hi there. Do you have a beer after a hard days work? Ever take the Lord's name in vain? There's bare boobs here, does that make you nervous.
RE: New Here - Carsman - 10-19-2010
Welcome LawnRanger, you will find this forum different!
(Other's will tourture your welcome, & really make you feel welcome!)
RE: New Here - Lady Cop - 10-19-2010
Cracker, are you following my thread on the case?
http://mockforums.net/t-n-c-amber-alert-zahra-baker-age-10
WELCOME Lawnranger, and thankyou for joining in! feel free to enter any topic~
RE: New Here - Cracker - 10-19-2010
(10-19-2010, 07:01 PM)lawnranger Wrote: As the handle may suggest I am a landscape architect and contractor by trade in the Hickory area.
Do you cut grass and call yourself a landscape architect?
RE: New Here - lawnranger - 10-19-2010
Yes, I often have at least one beer after work, most often a six pack and I only take the lord's name in vain out of earshot of my mama! Was actually hoping there were bare boobs here when I joined. Score!
RE: New Here - Cracker - 10-19-2010
(10-19-2010, 07:07 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Cracker, are you following my thread on the case?
Nah, I'm still pissed about Kyron.
RE: New Here - Duchess - 10-19-2010
You have a southern accent!
RE: New Here - lawnranger - 10-19-2010
No, I actually am a very fine landscape architect as this is all I have ever known. I spent my youth reading my father's text books and working for him. I did my first landscape design at the age of 11. Were you able to draw hand turkey's at that age?
RE: New Here - Duchess - 10-19-2010
I designed an outdoor kitchen.
RE: New Here - Cracker - 10-19-2010
I will resist the urge to correct grammar and usage. I will resist the urge to correct grammar and usage. I will resist the urge to correct grammar and usage.
Yes, I could draw trees and bushes at 11. Any other amazing feats?
RE: New Here - Cracker - 10-19-2010
(10-19-2010, 07:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I designed an outdoor kitchen.
OK, now I'm jealous. I have outdoor kitchen envy. I will not call the grill on my porch an outdoor kitchen just to try to even the score.
I can't tell if he's 18 or just a little simple. I have points to support both sides. He said "handle", which suggests a middle-aged over the road trucker. He actually typed and posted the lame turkey hand thing, which supports both. He is bragging about his dad and mentioned his "mama" both within his first few posts, which suggests either clannish proclivities or late onset puberty. I can't tell.
RE: New Here - bampton - 10-19-2010
Welcome LR. I'm new as well. Still trying to get the hang of things myself...good luck finding your way!
RE: New Here - LeLe1953 - 10-20-2010
Hello hello, I am also new. Seems I tend to get banned from a lot of sites for speaking my mind. Known as the mouth of the south, a bitch & an advocate. I don't often taken the Lords name in vain but I do say the F word a lot.......and I don't mean Free.
RE: New Here - IMaDick - 10-20-2010
Fuck all three of you newbies, who really gives a shit what you do, have done or fucking want to do.
either get with the program or get the fuck out, start simple if you must but start something , you know the easy shit like uploading an avatar LeLe?
RE: New Here - Luke Warmwater - 10-21-2010
(10-20-2010, 09:07 PM)LeLe1953 Wrote: I don't often taken the Lords name in vain but I do say the F word a lot.......and I don't mean Free.
jesus fucking christ.....
RE: New Here - Duchess - 10-21-2010
(10-20-2010, 09:07 PM)LeLe1953 Wrote: Seems I tend to get banned from a lot of sites for speaking my mind.
That's encouraged here & not only can you can use the word, fuck, as a noun, verb & adjective all day long, you can tell someone to shut the fuck up, which you may want to do after reading Dick's post.
RE: New Here - IMaDick - 10-21-2010
(10-21-2010, 04:49 AM)Duchess Wrote:(10-20-2010, 09:07 PM)LeLe1953 Wrote: Seems I tend to get banned from a lot of sites for speaking my mind.
That's encouraged here & not only can you can use the word, fuck, as a noun, verb & adjective all day long, you can tell someone to shut the fuck up, which you may want to do after reading Dick's post.
with an admin like you it's no wonder that the newbies Mock is attracting are the dregs of the unassociated masses.
RE: New Here - Duchess - 10-21-2010
Hahaha! Oops.