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Major brain fart - bampton - 11-08-2010
So it appears the hormones have eaten my last brain cell. :O After I toasted my bagel this morning, I completely bypassed the fridge and put the cream cheese away in the utensil drawer. My husband just discovered it. It's been in there all fucking day.
I wonder if it's still good....
Bam
RE: Major brain fart - Lady Cop - 11-08-2010
everyone has them...
if i told you what i did a few days ago, you'd feel much better. but i will NEVER tell anyone!
RE: Major brain fart - bampton - 11-08-2010
As long as no animals, small children or invalids were harmed in the production of either one of our brain farts, then it's all good!
Do you think the cream cheese is still edible?
RE: Major brain fart - Maggot - 11-08-2010
(11-08-2010, 07:55 PM)bampton Wrote: As long as no animals, small children or invalids were harmed in the production of either one of our brain farts, then it's all good!
Do you think the cream cheese is still edible?
Before I answer, is the draw on the north or southside of the house?
RE: Major brain fart - username - 11-08-2010
I'd hate to go out to dinner with you. Are you that fucking cheap? Just throw out the stupid $2.99 tub of cream cheese and buy a new one.
RE: Major brain fart - bampton - 11-08-2010
(11-08-2010, 09:30 PM)username Wrote: I'd hate to go out to dinner with you. Are you that fucking cheap? Just throw out the stupid $2.99 tub of cream cheese and buy a new one.
Yea. I'm that fucking cheap.
RE: Major brain fart - Cracker - 11-08-2010
I locked my keys in the trunk about a month ago. That was pretty fucking stupid. $100 worth of fucking stupid, in fact.
RE: Major brain fart - username - 11-08-2010
Oh ALRIGHT... I tested the theory that if you take a hot, glass casserole dish out of the oven and immediately immerse it in semi-cold water...yeah, it basically blew up and I ended up fishing glass out of my garbage disposal. I kinda KNEW on some level it was going to happen--but it was totally different witnessing it. lol.