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Explain this - Cracker - 11-14-2010 http://www.live5news.com/Global/story.asp?S=13465624 Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 24, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated. ... Deputies and officers from the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim's home. During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a mouse tail hanging from Smith's rectum. An X-ray revealed a mouse lodged inside Smith. He told emergency room personnel that he could not remember what had happened to him. Hahahaha. I guess he grates his own cheese, too. RE: Explain this - Duchess - 11-14-2010 Jesus RE: Explain this - bampton - 11-14-2010 Sick mother fucker. RE: Explain this - Lady Cop - 11-14-2010 Cracker: Hahahaha. I guess he grates his own cheese, too. HUH? apparently he had no hamsters on hand. RE: Explain this - Cracker - 11-14-2010 His poor family. He would be off my Christmas list so fast. RE: Explain this - username - 11-14-2010 What happened to the mouse? Is it in intensive care? Counseling? RE: Explain this - Maggot - 11-14-2010 He's just lucky the pet ferret did not find him first.